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// weird kids |
First and foremost, I'm not a hater of (all) children... but let me say, it is not often I stumble upon a child that earns my respect. Actually, no, let me rephrase that. Some kids are okay. I have nothing against the quiet ones, or the polite ones. I think it's great to find people that age that can control themselves. It's these other kids... these demons with no shame that really get to me. Hey, loud and obnoxious is one thing, but once in a while I come accross a child that blows my mind. The things that they'll say and do without even an ounce of embarassment or good judgement to level it off... it just ain't right.
These hellions are typically ages four to eight, and most commonly boys... most commonly blond or red-headed boys come to think of it... maybe the sun affects them in a different way. The kind of kids I'm talking about are the ones that will scream out some unintelligable word or catch phrase from their favorite violent cartoon show, and ride their huffy bike, as fast as possible, straight into a tree... and then cry and whine when they realize the pine they attacked ripped off one of their limbs. Pussies. Believe me, this stuff really happens too. Their sense of reason is dangerously underdeveloped. They live in a fantasy world, a world where they are a super hero, some mutant or animal with magical powers. They can fight evil and kill robots all they want in their little fantasy world, but don't be suprised when these weird asses are getting the shit beaten out of them by inanimate objects.
These are the kind of children that grow up to be bus drivers that get behind the wheel of a vehicle carrying 90 people and hit the road after 18 beers, then slam into a 747 in the process of take-off, and walk away from the debris to an espresso stand while the passangers of air and ground alike incinerate underneath a small mushroom cloud. Why don't we do the world a favor and load these bright haired freaks onto a rocket, then blast them off to the sun that they're so fond of, and see how they like the heat for a change... eh? |
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