( Kesemua cerita ni adalah hasil dari kiriman email yang diterima dan tidak diketahui siapa penulis asalnya... jadi kepada sesiapa yang nak duit royalti tu... mintak maaf jer lah... roti aku ada laaa... ekekekekekek)
4th. story ;
A English man is calmly having his breakfast when a typical American man, eating chewing gum, sits beside him. The English man ignores the American who, not happy with it, starts a conversation.
"Do you eat the whole bread?" says te American.
"Of course" replies the Englishman.
"We don't. We only eat what is inside, and the outside we put together in a container, recycle it, transform it into croissants and sell it to the English" says the American. The Englishman listens in silence.
"Do you eat the jam with the bread?" insists the American.
"Of course" replies the Englishman.
"We don't. We eat fresh fruits for our breakfast, put all the peel, seeds and the rest in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to the English" says the American.
The Englishman then asks "And what do you do with condoms once you used them?"
"We throw them away of course" replies the American.
The Englishman replies "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the Americans!"
5th. story ;
Three men, a British, an American and a Malaysian were sitting beside each other on a plane. The British started introducing himself to the other two, "My name is Bond, James Bond."
The American replies, "My name is Damme, Van Damme, Claude Van Damme, Jean Claude Van Damme".
Not wanting to be left out, the Malysian added in, "My name is Agung, DiPertuan Agung, Yang DiPertuan Agung, Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung, Duli Yang Maha Mulia Seri Paduka Baginda Yang DiPertuan Agung."
6th. story ;
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
PS: Sure is hot down here