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Story 12:
The Paper Crane in The Rain

There was this loving couple, both enjoying their first love. The guy made
1,000 paper cranes for the girl he loves and hang them on her room's ceiling. The guy said, "This 1,000 paper cranes represent my 1,000 times of love for you."  Thus, both of them were enjoying the sweetness and happiness being together every second every minutes.

Time goes by and the girl suddenly start to drift away from the guy. He told the guy that she is going to be marrried soon and will be moving to a country which she always dream of, Paris. When the girl leave the guy, she told him. "A marriage is like a second life to every woman. We must face up to reality and grab every chances. You are too poor, I cannot imagine the hard life and suffering that I will need to go thru being with you."

After the girl have left for Paris, the guy vote to work very hard.  He tried all kind of jobs and put in effort in every works he does. After few years of hard works and with the help from his friends, he started a company having a business of his own. Now he is rich and quite well off......but in his heart he still could not forget his first love, the girl which he loved the most.

Tne rainy day, the guy was driving in his luxurious car and happened to saw
an old couple walking slowly in front of him. He recognise that they were the parent of the girl which he love. So he decided to follow them, wanting to show and let them know that now he is rich, driving a big luxurious car,have a big company and also living in a big bungalow. He is no longer the poor, miserable fellow that they used to know.
The guy followed the old couple slowly under the heavy rain.......and was shocked when they reached their destination...it was a cemetery. He watch closely and noticed a beautiful and lovely girl looking at him and smiling to him with a sweet and cheerful smile......it was a photo of the girl on a tombstone. Beside the tombstone was  a couple of paper cranes hanging on a steel wire. The papercrane seem so beautiful and lively under the rain.

The girl's parent told the guy that she actually never went to Paris and was never married. Their daughter was actually suffering from cancer. All out of love, the girl wish not to be a burden to the guy, hoping that the guy will have great career and a happy family......she believe that the guy will definitely make it. She just hope.....next time when there possibility that the guy will visit her grave......pls bring along few paper cranes............

Starry starry night, would I be able to travel across the universe and meet
you
Not afraid of the far distance, just want to be by your side
Regardless of million year, this life...my love for you will never change....

Story 13;

One lousy day in the middle of the economic crisis, PM Mahathir was feeling extremely frustrated and wondering how a neighbouring country can be doing better than Malaysia. One of his aides said, "I heard that the leaders consult Feng Shui masters to ensure prosperity for the country". Dr. M thought if that is the case, Malaysia Boleh also, and went to seek the top bomoh's advise in the country. After reviewing the case, the bomoh told Dr M that there is 2 things that he must do:

Bomoh: Step 1- You must blame the crisis for evrything.

Dr M: But why?

Bomoh: Bcoz SOROS stands for
Speculate On Ringgit Or Stocks. You must blame him, and look at ways to control the ringgit and stock market.

Bomoh: Step 2- You must get rid of Anwar.

Dr M: What, why him?

Bomoh: Bcoz ANWAR stands for
A Nation Without Any Ringgit.

Dr. M: But how? This is most difficult to do, bcoz  he is popular with the people.

Bomoh: Aiyoh, you bodoh lah! Look at your name, MAHATHIR-
Make Anwar Homosexual And Then Highlight It Repeatedly!!!
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