Kennewick quotes
Brigadoon quotes
Quotes from '04-'05
Quotes from '05-'06
Main Quotes
| "Naked is good!" -Ritter | "No more floor Jesus." -Cara | "Alright Frenchie!" -Kayla "...whip it out!!!" -Cara |
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| "Every color in the world is found in the band room, and if it isn't, it's on the couch." -Kayla | \"We had three trumpets and..." -Ritter "Puberty" -Tracy |
"My hands remind me of Christmas." -Arin | |
| "Look! Look! Can you see it?!" -Wes "Yes I can see it, it looks like a chunky tongue!" -Kayla |
"Kayla's body is muffling it." -Naked | "It's okay, we're gonna get Colton fixed." -Ritter | |
| "Is it supposed to sound that bad?" -Ritter | "I'd be jealous if I wasn't me." -Frank | "I wear them just to feel them." -Kayla | |
| "Gimme a sec, I have to take my shirt off." -Ritter | "I can't look away, it's like a car crash!" -Jack to Tracy stripping | "What's the song called?" -Ritter "Deck Wes's Halls" -Wes "I'll deck your halls!" -Kelly |
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| "Hey mom, can Mooj borrow your boob pusher-upper? It'll make her look more slutty." -Puddin' | "I don't like fabric." -Kayla | "It's the Puddin' Posse against the Strawberry Strikers." -Kelly | |
| "Anything fun is not for me." -Brandon | "Nice shirt." -Kelly "Nice face!!" -Puddin' |
"You're not supposed to look when I'm blowing... that's gross!" -Puddin' | |
| "If you were in a pack of Ritters with slightly different shirts, you'd blend in." -Chili | "I'm related to people in Ethiopia, which means you are too" -Chili | "I've got a keg of Ritter." -Frenchie | |
| "Gum in my pocket doesn't make my butt happy." -Puddin' "What does make your butt happy?" -Frenchie |
"I am CLEARLY not ready." -Frenchie | "Has anybody seen my pants?" -Paris | |
| "Nothing, just Amanda being Dino." -Frenchie | "I just wish I was a greek god so I could smite him." -Amanda | "I don't want her pants. I want your pants. Can I buy your pants?" -Tracy | |
| "I said pleasure and you weren't listening!" -Kelly | "I thought it said thrust." -Kelly | "Oh look! Little weiners!" -Emily | |
| "Then I'm not eating this year!" -Emily in reference to the new No lunch in the Band Room policy. |
As seen on the door jamb of Ritter's office: Frenchie
sWes
sKyle
s#3
sTracy
sPuddin'
sKyle
sTiny Tim
sFrenchie
sEthan
sChili
sParis
sTim Tim
sJohn
sVarney
sTom
sBand Quote Tally
| Ritter 6 | Kayla 5 | Puddin' 4 | Frenchie 4 | Kelly 5 | Cara 2 | Chili 2 | Wes 2 | Tracy 2 | Emily 2 | Arin 1 | Naked 1 | Frank 1 | Jack 1 | Brandon 1 | Paris 1 | Amanda 1 |