Stupid Club Song Parodies
Jan. 2001--Part of the joy of running Weird Al's Stupid Club and being a part
of the Weird Al fan community there, is in seeing the talents of the members
flourish.
I'm pleased to create a section here to showcase the work of members.
Cindy's Stupid Song
Kinda...I couldn't resist, ya know.
I guess kinda based off of Nimoy's Bilbo Baggins song...Style
parody! ;)
Okay, so I was bored during Study Hall...I should get to
writing that
Drama script...Nah. I was very very bored.
This was all at the top of my head.
Bananas are a funny fruit, ya know.
They're a bright yellow color,
They can make you grow.
But they have a whole new meaning
Because of a club founder named Betsy
Betsy Manning, a familiar face you might know
She's the My VH1 Awards Al-gal!
With her spiffy looking AL-jester too.
Was at Weird Al's STUPID club
A loquacious little group
A place of its own...or two...
March 20th, 2001 was the date.
(voices in background)
"We're doomed!"
"Run for your lives!"
"Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"
"Orbiting! Orbiting!"
~Insert Al singing "Nature Trail to Hell"~
It oddly happened one day
See "Weird Al's Banana" it says!
The little minions read
The little minions looked
A big boom occurred
The STUPIDs were hooked.
They couldn't believe their eyes
My, what a tremendous surprise!
Conversations erupted!
Lurkers scrammed!
Bobs exploded!
What the Spam?
~Insert Al singing Spam~ "Now once you start in, you can't put it
down."~
You really don't want to know what it was about.
No, really, you don't!
Don't look at me like that!
~Bite Me plays~
The thread of conversation died down
Then become STUPIDs magic logo
Used especially to point at that time
But also for another reason!
BANANA!
Bob: Oy to the vizzey vey!
~EXPLOSION~
~insert Eat It~ "Have a banana, have a whole bunch."
~insert DTBS~ Dare to be Stupid!
Bananas rule! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! >:)
-CindyBob
Dare to Join STUPID
Parody of "Dare to Be Stupid"
(A. Yankovic)
New lyrics by Ian Wallace
Forget that newsgroup and listen to me
It's time to leave behind all the fights
It's time to find a forum where we all can be happy
And being off-topic is all right
A place we can share with each other
A place where everyone knows your name
You can state your opinions whenever you want to
And not worry about being flamed
A place where posters don't try to offend
'Cause everybody there is great
All the members can be your friends
Say what you want to
Whatever you want's fine
Just go over to Yahoo!
What can you do?
Dare to join STUPID
Don't worry about spam
Don't worry about trolls
You won't be frustrated, now
I'll show you how
You can dare to join STUPID
It's a really cool club
Post as many times a day
And the people there will listen to the things you have to say
Dare to join STUPID
Dare to join STUPID
(It's so easy to do) Dare to join STUPID
We're all waiting for you
Let's go!
Al Yankovic
Parody of “Airline Amy” (Al Yankovic) Ear Booker Music (BMI)
New lyrics by Brittany Vernon
Post#1035, Weird Al's Stupid Club
Saw this cute song parodist from orchestra right
I listened to his music, it was love at first sight
Now lately I’ve been learning all kinds of info that I never really
needed to know,
And developed an unhealthy ob-ses-sion for the coolest song
parodist I know-o!
You set my ever lovin’ heart on fire, Al Yankovic!
Of your music, I will never tire, Al Yankovic!
Found a little piece of heaven
In the, number 27
And no one else can make me higher, Al Yankovic!
Got tickets for a concert and they’re front row seats
I’ll be able to see him spit, THIS IS SWEET!
I love his nostrils, they’re formed perfectly
And I just love when Al starts to writhe and dance
And you gotta admit, that Weird Al looks pretty hot, when he’s
wearing those silver pants!
Well! Well!
You set my ever lovin’ heart on fire, Al Yankovic!
Of your music, I will never tire, Al Yankovic!
Found a little piece of heaven
In the, number 27
And no one else can make me higher, Al Yankovic!
“Weird Al”, dude, well don’t you know you, really drive me wild
Every time you’re walkin up the, concert venue’s aisles
Alfie, baby, this is my new mission:
Gotta learn to put my leg in that position!
Oh yeah!
You set my ever lovin’ heart on fire, Al Yankovic!
Of your music, I will never tire, Al Yankovic!
Found a little piece of heaven
In the, number 27
And no one else can make me higher, Al Yankovic!
Yeah! Yeah!
You set my ever lovin’ heart on fire, Al Yankovic!
You’re the only man that I desire, Al Yankovic!
Found a little piece of heaven
In the, number 27
And no one else can make me higher,
No one else can take me higher,
No one else can make me higher, Al Yankovic!
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You like? I wrote this around May, and have been refining it for months! This is
my end result! XD *does a chibi dance of joy*
*~†~*Luna "Tic" Vee*~†~*
Last year when Al was coming to town, Belkin Prod had a
contest to guess how many molecules are in Leonard Nimoy's butt. Seriously, they
had this contest "Write 'Weird Al's' Next Parody" to win tickets to
the show. Well, I didn't think that was right. So, I took the chorus of
"Last Kiss" and changed it as if Eddie Vedder was singing about Al. I
thought it was kind of funny. I didn't win. The ones that won weren't that good
either.--Debby
Oh where oh where can my baby be?
"Weird Al" took her away from me
Gotta get me more of Gramma Pearl's jam
And learn to play the squeezebox like that weiner can
I do know now that Eddie can play the accordion. But, I'm betting
not as good as Al. And I'm still not clear if it was his Aunt or Gramma Pearl.
Debby
