*AL NEWS*
AL and the band have been practicing for their upcoming Orange County
shows. AL has also finally come to terms with the fact that I won't
be there. It wasn't easy, but he'll be fine. He will just have to
wait until he comes through Ohio to see me.
*DRIVEN*
What drove AL to become THE King of Parody you ask? Well, you're
about to have all your questions answered on VH1's DRIVEN.
Something more to look forward to folks! DRIVEN is scheduled to
premier on VH1 on July 30 at 9 pm! New AL!! YAY! That info comes
directly from the gospel itself - weirdal.com
To read more about that episode, go to VH1.com right now. There is a
wonderful photo gallery of AL (before us lol) and a summary of the
show itself. This looks like good stuff. The link:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/driven/59737/episode.jhtml
Thank you to MEGAN for sharing that with us.
*A UHF REVIEW*
http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/uhf.shtml
This one is so-so. It seems one minute this guy loves "UHF" then he
doesn't. One of those people that can't make up their mind.
Thank you to KAREN for posting the link. I always enjoy reading UHF
reviews. It's interesting to hear what `others' have to say about
our beloved UHF.
*SONGS OF THE WEEK*
*WHAT ARE WE ANYWAY??*
MEGAN asked the question, "What do you call a group of Al fans"? I
would say, a group of brightly dressed people discussing the
importance of the number 27.
But, semi-officially, what ARE we called. Is it Al-oholics? or
Yankheads?
I usually refer to myself as an Al-oholic - one who revels in AL-
ism. Which do you prefer?
*MEGAN DREAMS OF AL*
If electrodes should be attached to anyone's brain, it should be
MEGAN's. Well, at least when she's sleeping. MEGAN has the most
detailed AL dreams of anyone I know. Now, she has them all in one
place for our reading enjoyment. You have to check this out.
http://www.oocities.org/dreamer1627/dreamdex.html
You know what they say about dreams? The MORE you have and the MORE
you remember, the MORE intelligent you are. So, I guess MEGAN isn't
that stupid after all.
Thank you for sharing your dreams with us MEGAN.
*CLAN OF THE UNIVERSAL BEAN CONSPIRACY*
Feel the need to join a cult? Ok, feel the need to join ANOTHER
cult?? Do you seek enlightenment?? Well then, check out this nifty
keen cult started by PETE and BRIAN.
All you need to do to join is hand over all your worldly possessions
to PETE and RE-PETE..oh, sorry.. BRIAN. BUT...Upon being accepted
into the cult - you receive a FREE GIFT. Yep, that's right FREE.
Go to the website today to find out what it is!!
http://asylum.kong.net/cubc/duckoffer/index.htm
Be sure to check the site often for updates.
I am so lucky that I am a tall, attractive Brazilian woman! I get in
for free!
"I feel good......" Woooooo
*WELCOME TO STUPIDITY*
Ok, so you may not be new to it, but you're new to THIS club anyway.
Welcome PETE to the STUPID group. Everybody: "Hi PETE!" Oh, for
PETE's sake..say "HI".
Anyway...it's a pleasure to have you here. Enjoy your stay here at
the STUPID club - where there are NO stupid people! As Alanis would
say..."Isn't THAT ironic??"
If you didn't already know, PETE is THE PETE from the Clan of the
Universal Studio Bean...no, wait...the CLAN OF THE UNIVERSAL BEAN
CONSPIRACY. Geez...ya think you could shorten that a little? You
know, I may just start charging PER LETTER for `ads' in the update.
LOL
*NEWSFLASH*
MEGAN has had her hands in AL's pants. (That's all I'm gonna say)
*STUPID CLUB B'DAY COMING UP*
So, I ask you STUPID people, what are we doing for our birthday?? Do
we have a goal? You know how we STUPIDS like these silly little
goals. It makes us feel......makes us feel..STUPID, I guess!
Whaddya say?? 40,000 posts by our second birthday?? OK..maybe
that's a long shot. LOL Maybe something special. Let's all think
about it. A group chat maybe which Al is invited to attend.
Thank you ANGIE for the reminder.
*QUOTE OF THE WEEK*
"We're a sociological phenomenon!"......KATIE
During a discussion of sociological/philosophical something or
another...too much for my STUPID brain to handle. lol
Actually, KATIE did a paper last year about the Al fandom, to which
her professor stated that this was a niche of society that sociology
probably hasn't touched - therefore we are a sociological
phenomenon. Sounds good.
*REMINDER*
OK..for all of you that wait to the last minute...this is IT!!! This
IS the last minute!
KATIE (The STUPID ambassador) will be delivering our letters to AL at
the Orange County Fair ten days or so!
This is your LAST reminder. If you want to send a letter to AL,
SUZANNE, JON, JIM, STEVE or even RUBEN, you have to get busy. We
know how you STUPID like to procrastinate (stop looking at me).
Send your letters to KATIE before midnight of JULY 20. You don't
want to be upset when you wait to the last minute and your email
doesn't get to KATIE until 12:02, because then it will be TOO late.
Send you letters to KATIE here:
kem679@mizzou.edu
*FINAL THOUGHT*
The closer it gets to AL performing at the Orange County Fair, the
more excited we are getting. Well, I will admit, even though I'm not
going, I am excited. I cannot wait to hear all the details and see
the pics. AL in concert once again -- YES! I know that those of you
that are going must be clutching their pancreases for fear of
explosion!
I wonder if AL is as excited as us that'll he'll be back on stage.
My guess would be - YES!
I cannot wait for the details folks! Tell AL I said "HI" and not to
be too down, I'll see him soon.
Everyone have a Polkarrific day!!
The STUPID Update Girl
Debby
