Gia & Lina's Weekly Warning

(By Lina)

This week, we are mostly into.. joining a cult

to be more precise, the

TOM [wants your blood for evil plans] CULT

.:well this week we thought we would try something new. rather than starting the cult craze (as we usually do round here) myself and gia have submitted to the dark forces, and joined a cult. and why not, we thought to ourselves. lets see what TOM CULT has to offer!:.

.:TOM CULT has porn:.
.:TOM CULT has Dr Dave:.
.:TOM CULT has clock radios:.
.:TOM CULT has blood:.

.:from a more technical point of view, the website also possesses a variety of dark features, such as a message board, posting area for members of the cult with archive facility, AIM icon, and banners designed by Gia the Hia herself:.

.:as you may have already realised (if not, you are VERY duh) from our other cervixes, we have a rather large, but perfectly normal and healthy obsession with Dr Dave. TOM CULT has lured us in with this tempting feature, although he likes to believe it is his free training in the ways of the Sith that proved lucrative here:.

.:please click on the banner to be linked to the TOM CULT. don't be afraid - we are there to guide and support you, as the friendly and welcoming, loving and affectionate girls that we are. btw, don't go to our stalkers page. ahem, anyways.. friendly :) :.

.:cult info:.
song - tenth planet "ghosts"
color - red
meal - blood & guts
beverage - blood
alcoholic beverage - bloody mary
phrase - bloody hell!
likes - blood baths, leeches
dislikes - haemophiliacs, those that refuse the cult

.:so, the rest of the information about the cult speaks for itself. as usual, i have selected my favourite quotes/typos from the site, for your amusement here:.
==>An animal of your choice (offer excludes Dr Dave)
==>Fliss - Cult Stipper
==>Caroline dances.. And welcome new members!

.:when joining the cult, don't forget to read the small print. no, not the news board.. the large print actually then.. anyways, my point - the bit about the blood? its all true:.

.:why i like being in a cult, by gia:.
i like being in a cult because of the many benifits, such as bossing minions around, the sense of family you have and the fact that i can look at porn and now call it research, not me being pervy me.