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070818

onion days

the onion days, i feel, are over;
and i am in a bit of a hurry now a days!

there were some positive developments with the beginning of august 2007. i have got a petition with the lok ayukta that is the people's court i am told and functions from within the legislative complex over here in thiruvananthapuram accepted. it is about my gratuity amount pending with the treasury for the last two years. to me it looks an open and shut case but nothing is certain till the decision comes.

i have learnt from previous experience that a court accepting the case and issuing notice need not help. the last time a notice was issued to the opposite party in the highest but one court in this country in one of my petitions, the notice disappeared into thin air and i had a difficult time getting the petition back on track. ultimately it was put on the back burner and nothing positive came out. but i hope to be lucky this time.

the first positive point is that my brief case did not disappear this time as it did the last time and then the presiding judge was informed that my brief case is missing - evidence of dementia !

there is going to be another episode of dementia very soon for it is at such times that i become severely demented. and in deed i could see a batallion of pimps lining up in the strees and showing all sorts of gestures taught by the indian gestapo - that was while i had been to the city day before yesterday, running some errands. i have to be careful for the situation, as the saying goes is "kuninhu nokkikondirunnillengin parri atichu kondupokum" meaning if you are careless and dont keep on checking the gestapo will steal your penis and next time you look down it would have disappeared. you see these are "scientifically" trained criminals who are trailing me. i am going to be very careful ( and ensure that it is there)

incidentally it was not that i have attained it all on my own. i was provided a copy of the bond i had executed and even a copy of a page of the prospectus and that is not the normal pattern of response that i am used to over here. also even at this late juncture a specific order on paying the liabilities was not expected. usually it takes a writ petition to get to that stage; but not this time! i think i have an idea why this change and where my thanks should go; but not now.

i remember a telephonic conversation i had with some other person some time back. hearing of my plight he offered to put in a word with the then boss who was from the same speciality. i thanked him profusely but refused, for i am like a piece of charcoal; any one who touches me will have his hand soiled and body smeared. and i dont want to let anybody suffer even the slightest disadvantage for my sake.

the case is posted for the middle of september.let us see.

article 32

as a last resort i am going to approach the supreme court of india with a petition under article 32 of the constitution of india. if nothing happens there as well, i will be left with no other alternative than take the law in my own hands.

as i said earlier there is a provision for filing petition electronically. last time i tried to create an account i was prevented. i tried again on the 8th of this month and things worked - not that every thing was ticky ticky boo boo. there were hindrances. my key board started typing only capitals but later on changed to normal.

after i got the user name and password i was asked for a copy of identity card. i did not have any on the puter. so i got my ex-service i card and took a photograph thanks to my humble digicam canon a400, down loaded it on to the computer and then uploaded it to the website. it took time but the web site waited luckily and that was finalised.

it was not all that easily done. the first photograph i had was shaken ( i was not aware of this requirement for a photograph and was really upset that i might again miss the chance ) and so i had to take another couple of photographs. and this time when i looked for the software that downloads the images from the sd card it was no where to be found. so i copied the folder from the sd card manually and got the photo on the hdd and ultimately succeeded in creating an id.

later i tried to log on to the site; but the response came that the password was wrong the first few times. i know the gestapo's tricks and tried with the same password and could log in the third time with the same password. could be that the gestapo's pimp was trying to record the password in his data base.

the spade work

well; that was a positive development and i downloaded the format for the petitions from the court's site. later i checked up at sukumar for a copy of the supreme court rules ( if you are looking for a govt publication sukumar book house trivandrum is the place ). they had it and i purchased one. and if one wants to make references there is the public library with its air conditioned reference room and a very good collection of books.

how about a legal dictionary ?

i was wondering whether like the medical dicitionaries, they have a legal dictionary. the legal terminologies, mostly in latin, are a stumbling block for a layman. there is none and ultimately i found a way out; the encyclopedia britannica, thanks to the trivandrum public library. - a bit too cumbersome but all the words arrre there with detailed explanations. again my membership of the library is kind courtesy some of the staff members who in spite of the fact that i dont have a permanent home address, gave me a membership - thanks again.

so the spade work has been done and i have to get the petition ready. this is my last chance for a legal remedy and i am going to be careful. and am going to take my own time. but it has to be on file before the lok ayukta petition comes up for hearing - incase the insanity plank is raised there as well.

aporno online!

now what is happening is that every word i type here is accessible to the pimp and there by the gestapo. so rather than restricting me to the indian gestapo and his stooges i am going to put every thing on the net - including my personal diary. i have an account with google writer ( it started as writely) and i can put the address of the documents on line for any one interested and that way not only the gestapo but everybody interested can see what i am upto.

even otherwise i have all my documents on the net. google gives you more than 2gb of storage space on their mail accoount and what i do is attach the documents that i want to put on line to a mail and send it to my google address from another address and then open the google account and archive it - simple. and you can access it from anywhere on the earth!

yes, you can can access it. hack my mail account or ask the indian gestapo; they have all the passwords!

by the way, i have got the google tool bar on my browser and in the browsing history i found "geocities". i never had searched the word geocities - it is a very familiar site for me; so how come this came up in the browsing history ? again, ask the gestapo!

addendum 070818ist0235:
in the afternoon (17 aug) i had a rather interesting document to put on the blog. i usually finalise it on google writer - there is a provision for publishing it directly on the blog and it is easier that way.
so at around 1400hrs,i accessed the service writely. immediatly the connection slowed down and the page wont display. after a minute or so the adsl connectio was cut off. i had my account open at that time. i tried to reconnect to the broad band server. well it refused to log me on!. i tried the telephonehelp line 1957 and as is usual most of the time it was busy. ultimately i powered down my puter.
i was keen on putting this particular stuff on the net as early as possible. ( there is a link to my blog at the end of this page; have a look) and after about half an hour when i tried i could get on and i did get the blog published.
again some time (an hour or so) back i was trying to access the google services and this time again, the connection was cut off - this time i was typing the name of the head mistress among the tags for that blog. the system then conked off on its own. and when i rebooted the latest stunt came up again - the system was shut down due to a thermal event - contact the dealer!
F*^& your charlie; i rebooted it ignoring the warning and it worked fine and this time i was allowed to log in and i got my work done.


incidentally this particular blog is about a fake document produced in a court of law and it carries the signature of the culprit who is a gestapo agent and that could be the reason for the connection being cut off - to show their annoyance!


by the way, why this thermal event and the electrical shut down ? could it be that the bsnl has booted the gestapo out?!

thank you, bsnl!

i got the adsl modem replaced. i handed it over to the thirumala telecom and they had sent it to the service personal who replaced it and issued me a new one. so the connection the bsnl adsl is there but i have not been accessing the net for the last one week or so.

after my arrival at this place and with the new telephone number, i have been using the bsnl broad band connection for the last few months. it looks it is free for i am not being billed for it. i talked to the commercial branch of telecom and they said i dont have a broad band connection as per their records - my previous connection has been terminated! good thing no? but where is the catch.

any way make hay while the sun shines. for once, thank you very much, bsnl; i am obliged. and i shall be all the more obliged if i can get the petition filed in the supreme court on line sparing me the expense of a train journey to delhi and the hotel charges and such. how about that?


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061113


looking for a
HOUSE
on rental

i am looking for a new house; i desperately want to get out of here. one of the many reasons being that i find this place very unhealthy. the place makes me sick.

yes it really does. i was feeling extremely weak and was under the impression it is that old age is catching up. but then i made this trip to mysore and goa in september end. it was not preplanned and i had spent whole nights sitting on the railway platforms and bus stations in all sorts of god forsaken places. and i could still carry on. i really enjoyed the stay in goa during the last lap and came back rejuvenated, to fall sick again on return to this house. so it is not exactly my body alone that is the culprit. i hope i will be able to manage a better place soon.


GOAN HOLIDAY

and i did take a holiday. i had always wanted to go back to those wonderful temples of belur in mysore ever since our guide dragged us through them during a conducted tour some time in the eightees. this time i could spend a whole day at the chennakesava temple gaping in wonderment at those baeautiful sculptures, taking sanctury in the naturally airconditioned cool innards of the temple during the midday, squatting on the stone paved floor of the sanctum polished by the humans doing the same as what i was doing over almost a thousand years. - it was a wonderful experience.

from mysore i crossed over to goa. after my experience in tamil nadu and mysore it was the same situation as on crossing over from my village to mahe on my journey to school in my child hood days. goa is neat and clean.

for a keralite brought up in a house within a couple of kilometers of the arabian sea, there is nothing much in those famed beaches of goa - you have seen it all. incidentally, they had a house showing the old goan style of living and one of the artefacts was an idli cooker an exact replica of which we had in my child hood home!

but goa has its magnificent cathedrals. when i found that our guide was going to rush us through them, (like what happened in that eightees tour of mysore) i skipped the rest of the tour and stayed back. i made a detailed tour of the churches, relaxed in the pictursque surroundings and returned late in the evening to the goa governmet tourist home in margao for a hot water bath, a meal of fish and rice, ( fish curry, that mouth watering kodampuli type, two slices of fried fish, prawn chutny and a bowl of white rice; and, can you imagine, all for just thirty five rupees! i had fish and rice and not the other way round, i mean, not rice and fish, on all the three days i stayed in goa) and a refreshing sleep.

next day i made a trip to panji ( i had parked myself at margao), walked the beautiful boulevards - the firangi influence on goa was very obvvvious althrough. and in the evening went on that boat ride on river mandovi . one little piece of advice if you dont mind ( i wish i had some one to tell me that rather than learn from experience); keep away from that mad, maddening crowd on the upper deck; go to the quite lower deck, drink in ( not the alcohol they sell there, but) the beautiful scenery and get inebriated.

i thoroughly enjoyed the trip. by the way i have taken a lot of pictures and am gradully uploading them on to the net. try the tags cheriyath jyothi on flickr.


THE TRAILING PIGS

one of the ideas of going on this outing was to give the trailing pigs a run for their money. and i was curious if any of the big-mouthed gestapos would dare to stop me from making the trip. they didn't.

i really did give the gestapo a run for their money criss-crossing tamil nadu, then mysore and after that goa and taking the most unexpected of routes. i had a basic idea of where i was heading to and though the routes were selected on the basis of a map in a four year old railway time table, it did work out. i kept the gestapo guessing for nobody ever had any idea where i was going to be next day!.

one thing i could make out is that
1) the spy net work, as i had mentioned earlier, is not just a local setup but a racket with its tentacles all over the country and
2) to be able to mobilise the spies in the neighbouring states the actual criminal has to be a very senior gestapo.

i really could meet some nice people enroute. in fact i did have long chats with a some of them. we parted on nice terms for the spies could not poison their minds before hand as is the usual case. one of them had a masters from indian institute of science; another was a lady with a Ph.D.in sanskrit; and boy, was it not a real change after all the sophisticated language i have been hearing from the gestapo's pimps in thiruvananthapuram, making some sensible conversation after all these years!


ANOTHER ATTACK OF "ACUTE DEMENTIA"

what is the proportion of pickpockets in the general populace in trivandrum? one in ten thousand? or could be one in a thousand. then what are the chances of your coming across a pickpocket and your pocket getting picked? extremely rare.

now imagine the situation where you have a trained pick pocket trailing you permanently! a moment's lapse and your things are liable to disappear.

i am a loner and have to carry many personal belongings along whenever i go out. a glaring example is the house keys; you can leave them with your kith and kin at home; but i have to carry them on my person and if they are stolen i could get locked out. and the very thought gives me jittery moments. i am extremely aware of the pick-pockets of the gestapo trailing me and was wary of my things disappearing while on the journey. the fact is that now a days i panic if i cannot find an object the very first time i look for it.

i was extremely careful throughout the holidays for a moment's lapse and i could find my things missing. but all that the gestapo and thier pimps could manage during the whole journey was my wallet.

i was in mysore bus-stand a whole night; the next bus to my destination was in the morning. mysore is full of the highly intelligent race coming from the other side of the ghats (and amongst them the proportion could be even one in hundred) there i lost my wallet. there was hardly any money in it - i had in fact kept it as a sort of decoy and it worked. the "intelligentsia" were surprised when i got into the bus and readily paid the fare!

incidentally my dementia after that episode in 2003 "subsided", had reappeared immediately prior to my leaving for goa. around this time here has been fresh instances of my belongings disappearing. first my car key disappeared. i had a spare key with me. and lo, that key also disappeared when i took the vehicle to the city the next day - and this time i had to get the lock forced.( new fittings came very cheap, only INR 1600/-!) library cards, organizer all started disappearing during the following days.

the conclusion that i make is that right now, the gestapo and the pimps are as desperate as they were in 2003.

i also have been doing my part to precipitate a crisis if possible. there was a funny message on the answering machine for quite some time now. but i have changed it today. i had been telephoning people who had advertised in house for rental columns and in case they want to telephone my home it is going to be rather awkward.

again i have sent a
letter along with a complimentary copy of a photograph of me holding the dead Pbird to the authorities by registered post. it is showing effect for this evening the pbirds were making a racket from the neighbouring compound and just asking for it - but i did not give it to them.

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060816


i am still alive in spite of the spies' recent brief from their masters to despatch me off at the earliest; and i still am idling at home.

i have terminated the cable tv connection. all i have now is good old doordarshan; and i have reverted to bbc radio just like olden times. the reception here is very poor not only of bbc even of local stations for there is lot of static. could be the indian spies are abusing the freqency alloted for the radio

one marked difference i have noticed during recent times is that the midnight shrieks by the prostitute birds are no more there. the birdies have cut down their sorties to a skeleton service during the day time.

all the same, the underground activities of the anal chaarans (spies) of the indian police and their pimps are going on unabated. my telephone and internet are under the complete control of the pigs thanks to their
pimps in the telephone company.

my personal computer is still a part of the pimps' net work, wifi or whatsoever wireles net they have set up with the help of the stooges here and is under the complete control of the pigs. i have to double check the print out before the letters are sent to some one else for what is printed need not be what i have typed in.

tampering with electric power supply has become a problem for the spies for as i said earlier they cannot cut off the power supply to my house alone and the other houses also have to go without power then. that could hurt the co-operation they are getting from the inmates of those houses without whose connivance they cannot carry out their criminal activities.

postal articles

believe it or not, even the postal articles are delivered or sent as per the directions of the e_mans! the pigs decide whether my letters are to reach the addressee or not and whether the letters addresssed to me are to be delivered to me at all!

when the registered letters go missing and i try to register a complaint on the indian post offices' website i am not allowed -the pimp sitting with his proxy server freezes the connection.

of course there are exceptions and people who go out of their way to help and are kind and considerate inspite of all the slander campaign by a govt agency. i AM grateful.


freezing my assets, really?

incidentally the problem with the registered postal article came up in connection with a draft i had sent to benefit the real relatives of mine in another continent (the indian plate connection). it could be part of an attempt at freezing my assets. you see the spies have to be paid for their "protection" duties and it is quite possible there is an understanding on this between the spies and the "relatives" who are supposed to inherit whatever meagre funds i have. poor darlings, you expect me to carry the cross? No way.

look at it; i dont have a human being who would get me a glass of water when i am sick. under conditions where any one else would have been bed-ridden i still move around for the alternative is to starve to death.
and all this time i have a battalion of plain clothes goondas of the indian police to "look after" me ! kind courtesy the corrupt stinking system



CULL THEM

there has been a change of guard in the state. could be the pigs were testing the waters, they had gone underground for some time. as expected they have reappeared in a new awatar during the last week or so.

there is a big hue and cry in the state about the custodial deaths during the past couple of months (killings by the police, of men in the lock ups in their custody) by the political parties who were in power till recently.

a police man is a police man is a police man whether you christen them cbi or cb or cb cid or anything else. old habits die hard and the atrocities will continue whomsoever is in power - i am afraid no one can reform them. even disbanding them ( if such a thing is possible in a civilian set up) will not help - they will continue with their criminal activities outside; of course that will not be under government protection and the tax payer will not have to pay for their upkeep.

the spies of the indian police are rabid and they have to be culled (like you do with poultry in case of H5N1). there is no other way out; cull them and start from scratch.

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060618

"everybody down the ladder, joy has again changed his mind"

that was dennis (the menace) standing just behind joy at the top of the ladder shouting down to his chums on the lower rungs after joy lost his nerve again at the last moment and refused to go down the slide
i love that master piece of hank kecham and i am more fond of joy than dennis; joy is so sensitive and such a dear, you want to cuddle him. i think he would have become an artist, like nicole's friend pierre!

something similar must have happened among the "officers" + medical "doctors" + "relatives" racket in thiruvananthapuram!

i am still alive; just.

i was not in police custody nor did i end up in the loony bin as was planned by the anal indian gestapo and his pimps in the various govt establishments and my darling relatives. i am still living alone in my rented house. no gestapo or any of his stooges from the spy net work had dared to step into my house while i was present. in short the grand plans of the indian gestapo has not work out, that is till date.

as usual the gestapo is still at large and his hired thugs are running amok, invading my personal space as usual. not only the telephone, internet and my personal computer, even the power supply is being tampered with. incidentally i cannot get the local radio station on my transistor properly in this house - i used to listen to the local and indian news regularly on the radio. i am really surprised for the station is in the city only and is supposed to cover not only thiruvananthapuram but the neighbouring districts as well! there is so much interference you can hardly hear anything! of course at certain times it clears up - just like the
drinking water from the tap in my rented house.

cable

bbc has disappeared from the cable tv after they started encrypting the signal on 15/6! as expected my cable tv operator is not very keen on restoring it and there is no point telling them; there is hardly any alternative and it is better to keep mum. of course now a days world cup is on.

UNICEF

i had sent a draft to unicef in new york two months back. there is no acknowledge from them and the postal authorities here claim that they are not able to trace the registered letter which carried the draft even after one month.

is it that even in twenty first century and the internet i am still living in the bullock cart age! not at all. it is all kind courtesy the indian gestapo! i think this episode will help to throw light into the actual designs of the indian gestapo and " my dear relatives"!

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060316
A NOBODY WHO WANTS TO GET NOTICED

seven months gravid grand multi para

do you know the man in the pic?

oh, no; not the hangman in poojapura central jail. this is a resident of bapuji nagar in thiruvananthapuram india. this "gentleman" lives in a house just across the road, within 25 metres of my compound wall - well, not my compound wall, my landlord's house's compound wall (his is his own house unlike mine which is a rented house.) the fellow it looks is rich. but there are so many others in the very vicinity who are far far richer than this chap.

in short, this fellow is a nobody. and this nobody wants to get noticed. may be for that reason the fellow is resorting to a bit of criminal activities.

click and the goon will threaten to beat you to death

the goon

yes, you guessed right; this is the goon who broke into my house on that funny night in february and abused me and insulted me and threatened me.

you just try clicking the goon and he will threaten to beat you to death - of course in malayalam but in his own sweeeet voice!

incidentally that was the first time mr.goon ever talked to me or came any where near my house and the first words he said were abuses and threats. and remember, i have been staying in this house for the last three years.

this goon was not all alone that day and had company, all of whom were from his own house and the adjacent house just infront of my house. it was after the goon left my house that i thought i might take a few photographs of the gang over and above the audio that i was recording. but my camera's flash has a very limited range only and all i could get were just faint images. but i think that has helped to show the goons in their real colours!




the goon with the female members of the gang





the full gang


golly,
WHAT A MAP!

look at the goon's physique with that seven month gravid grand multi tummy! do you think this character if he is in his senses will ever dare to break into some one's house and abuse him and threaten to kill him on his own steam? never. i have explained the real reason on another web page. he is one of them.



the pbird again

now the supposed reason for the goon breaking into my house and indulging in criminal activities was that i had shot down another of the pbirds and hanged the trophy at my gate. why should the goon be concerned? if it is his birds he should keep them in his own house and not let it pester others. and that is applicable to whomsoever is the owner.

once the abuses and threats were seen to be not succeeding in getting me into manhandling him the goon said he was going to call the police. i was real happy for that way i dont have to make a complaint on my own. however, in spite of the goon waiting near the dead bird for hours to show it to the police men, for fear that i might take it away, no body came. ultimately i had to dispose off the bird on my own the next day for the body had already started rotting.

after this the pbirds were carefully avoiding me and i had to wait for a month to get even with the goon. i got my chance exactly a month later on 13 march. the dead bird fell on the property of a neighbour but they were kind enough to allow me to enter their compound and pick it up.

i hanged the dead bird at my gate in open challenge of the goon and company till late hours in the evening on 13 mar 06 and again in the whole morning of the next day. after that i took my car out tied up the bird by its neck on to the hatch and made a trip to the city with the dead pbird hanging by its neck from the tail end, teasing the indian spies and their goons. once back home, i burned the bird in a bonfire in front of my house. that was day before yesterday.

yesterday i took a trip to the city by public transport which is availbale at the main road about two kilometers from my residence. i preferred to walk this distance so as to give the spies and their goons a chance to beat me to death if they were keen. and again in the night at 2100 hrs i walked back all alone. i am still alive inspite of the goon promising to beat me to death in case any thing goes wrong with the bird again! on cliking the goon you can hear him threatening me - it is his own voice.

the rule of "law"

once i realised that the expected police action against me was not coming i had tried to contact two lawyers in order to file a private petition against the goon and his gang. but there were no positive response from any one; i have not given up though.

the most likely scenario is that i will have to pocket this insult as well. this inspite of the fact that i have physical proof of the fellow indulging in criminal trespass and intimidation which are supposed to be serious offences under the indian penal code.

crux of the matter

the crux of the matter is that there is not much of a point my taking on this goon. the whole show is being stage managed by the police man who calls himself cbi "officer" and his stooges from the spy net work of the local police. this goon is just a stooge in their hands. if this particular goon is no more available some one else will be recruited in his place.

the unfortunate part of it is that the shameless SPIES always restrict themselves to covert activities and never come out into the open however hard i try to provoke them.



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birds of the same feather

060225

here is the link to a copy of a news item in the malayala manorama, daily, dated 18 feb 2006, wherein the police in trivandrum openly admit that they are on "friendy terms" with criminals and use these "friendly criminals" to trap the other members of their fraternity! the report says that senior police officers were justifying this aspect and was claiming that any action against this practice is going to have a negative impact on the morale of the "police men"!

there is no free lunch. so one of the things that comes to mind in the above context is how does the police men reward the informers who, they themselves have admitted, are criminals, for the services rendered? the answer is obvious.

the two sides of the same fake coin

this news did not come as a big surprise for fellows like me who have been facing the ire of the spy net work for quite some time now. in fact the spy net work of the police and the criminal net work in trivandrum are the two sides of the same fake coin.

cultivating criminals

minor criminals (as long as they are minor criminals) are cultivated by the spies and used as informers. after a period of time these minor criminals thanks to the support of the e_mans mature into major players, outgrow the spies and get out of hand. now the spy looks for others to sort out this chap. so in effect the spies ensure that there is a regular supply of criminals. indeed the spy is a far more vicious enemy of the society than the criminals themselves.

you scratch my back and i will scratch your balls

it is not only to trap other criminals that the spies use the "friendly criminals". if you are one of those not keen on paying obeisance to the all powerful spy net work, the very same "friends of the e_mans" will be let loose on you.

and it is not only petty criminals but their richer cousins as well who have a skeleton in their cup board that is being used in this fashion. this was exactly what happened to me on the night of 14 february 2006.

that night at about 2100 hrs i had just returned from the city and these goondas who are the residents of the neighbouring houses broke into my house with the feminine genders of the goondas standing guard outside the gate.

suppose a goonda breaks into your house at night or even at day time for that matter and abuse you and threaten you what will you do? you will physically tackle him, no? but when these particular group of goondas and the feminine genders of the goondas indulged in all those criminal activities i kept mum.

these were the goondas on the pay roll of the spy net work. i have mentioned about a couple of plain clothes men knocking at my gate at around 0230 in the early morning in may 2005. that night i have seen that the spies were taking instrucitons from some one in one of the houses of this particular group of goondas.

the spy net work had tried letting loose their goondas on me even earlier; one such incidence was in 2003 in my previous house. it is the spy network's typical reaction when they become desperate.

the basic idea is to provoke me and make the resulting altercation into an excuse for implicating me in a criminal case.

for me it is a no win situation. if i fight these goondas the police man can cooly cook up a case and i can be branded the culprit. if i keep mum the goon is going to get away with it. the best option available is to choose the lesser evil.

my response to the situation was that of a press reporter rather than of the victim and all i did was try to make a record of the happenings. it was night time and i am not very versant with my camera. all the same the audio recording is there and some faint pictures as well.

and i do have an audio recording of the previous incident in 2003 with me. but are these recording going to be of any use? in a civilized set up the answer will be a definite yes; but over here No.

best bakery vadodra, gujarath, india

a couple of years back in a criminal case all the accused were acquitted in a court of justice of one of the states of the indian union. the apex court, that is, the supreme court of india, ordered a retrial by a court in another state. this time most of the accused got heavy jail terms.

the whole of india has a common penal code and judicial system. then why did the apex court insist that the trial be carried out in a different state?! and how could the decisions of the two courts be so drastically different?!

i am a bloody fool and i dont know;

WHAT DO YOU THINK ?

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A BIT PERSONAL
all tv watching

now a days or rather, for the last one year or so, i have been spending most of my waking hours staring at the tv screen or the computer monitor and the result is becoming obvious - my visual acuity has fallen drastically. could be age is telling or is it the other one - chorioretinitis?! well, all the same i had cut down staring at the monitor drastically for the last one week and there is a real drastic improvement! so i am going to give a break to the monitor and am cutting off the cable for the next month. i hope i will go back to my good old friends - the paparazi (i dont know how to spell thhhe word and my oxford genie's response is no result; but i hope you got the point).

by the way british council library here in thiruvananthapuram do not have the independent.

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cable TV

now a days i spend a lot of time watching the cable TV and i really enjoy it. for a fellow like me who has never seen the outside world in person it is the next best. you have a ring side seat every where - i could see federer's tears as well as first transplanted face live! but what i find most fascinating are those documentaries on nature - life itself is the most intriguing!

i do watch movies - last weeks list includes the fugitive ( harrison ford), desperados (sylvester stallion) and another one with antonio bandaras (was it first blood) - there is a bit of confusion about the names and i dont know how to spell the names of the actors. and i have a big collection of music videos captured mostly from VH1.

one very useful and rather uncommon purpose of the cable in my case is masking the noise coming from out side. like when the prostitute bird starts shrieking, rather than try to shooting them down i increase the volume of the tv and forget about them.

incidentally one pBird was shot down today (060212 at about 1400hrs) recently they have been taking too much of liberties for as i said i have been ignoring them unfortunately it had fallen in enemy territory and it took some time for me to get permission to make a cross border excursion and collect the fellow. the pbirs was not dead and as i approached it the scrambled away and flew off- very sad indeed.



power supply

the chaarans (spies of the indian police) are not very happy about my enjoying life like this. but the problem is that the cable tv connection coming to my house supplies a good number of houses in the area and if the chaarans want to switch off my connection they will have to disrupt the tv in the other houses as well. that is a real handicap. what is the way out?

well switch off the power supply. i have a single phase connection to my house and only a couple of nearby houses are dependant solely on this particular line. the fuse is placed conveniently at such a position where any of the goondas can meddle with it whenever they please.

if you are living in a civilized society you will find it difficult to believe. it does happen not only to disrupt the cable but even otherwise to pester you like say stop me from using the computer. the powersupply goes off at an odd hour in the night and within no time you have to switch off your puter. but the supply is restored at say after ten minutes to half an hour or so at the whim of the chaaran and his goondas! till the morning. and may be once in a while you might not get the supply back till morning.

the corollary is that you might find me using a honda (portable) generator soon!

HOME PHONE

i had been to the house where the telephone no. 2447125 is located and met the owner. there was no one in the house on 01 jan 06 when the incident occurred and the telephone has not been in use for quite some time.

i made a call to the medical college exchange and told them about this. the retort was - so what? their contention is that there could have been some thing wrong with the data base.

if there was a problem with the data base how could it have got corrected in just five minutes at 0330 hrs in the early morning? - unless of course if the crook was standinnng bye! or is it that the computer realised it made a mistake and corrected itself? great!

well, there is an easy explanation - i am mad. luckily this person did not tell me so!

i am going to inform the telecom in writing. do you know why? obviously not hoping something will come out of it. on the contrary - once i give it in writing they can produce it as another document in support of the lunacy theory!



public library

i mentioned about getting a membership in the state public library. actually i was planning to stop the british library membership. but then i found out that even the journals till last year available online free has started charging and i didn't want to be kept out in the wilderness completely. the end result is that i have both the memberships now.

this in spite of the fact that i hardly read anything now a days! the books are usually taken home, kept for the full duration of the loan period and even renewed as far as possible and then returned in as is where is condition!

there are certain advantages with the public library. one is i dont have to purchase the week end editions of the malayalam newspapers to look up houses available for rental. that is a saving of money.

another is the old issues of periodicals that one can take home. and i am fond of one of them - the time magazine. after a lag of almost six seven years i have again started reading time! yes, i had a membership then which had to be stopped because of technical reasons. a new law was enforced which requires that a gazetted officer has to give assurance that the books taken by the member will be his responsibility and that even when the member himself is a gazetted officer! the law has since been revoked - the intellectual giant ( syn. trivandrumite) who brought in this law probably has retired from service.

well coming back to the time magazine. i remember reading about the statement of a pakistani soldier who was on top kargil hills training his gun at the "poor indians".

about that time there was an article about the illegal immigrants who live in the shanty towns of newyork city. if i remember correctly what these illegal immigrants were earning doing menial jobs was more than six times my income then. lucky buggers! how i wish i was one of those newyorkers. for here was a job that would have eminently suited me - for such work you dont require any brainsss and is ideally suited for an intellectually impaired character like me. am i right there or is it that i dont even have the potential to be a shanty town yankee?

well, whatever that may be the fellow is a rich man by indian standards and that is what matters. if his value is one rupee mine is two paise - that is just two percent!

poor jyothi, your this birth has gone waste. pray to the almighty that at least in the next birth you be born as a police constable in the cbi or at least in the cb cid in india or else as an illegal immigrant in the ghettos of new york city.
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DECEMBER 2005

mr. chaaran (the spy) and my net connection

( chaaran in malayalam means a spy. from now on the police man who calls himself cbi "officer" will be referred to as mr.chaaran or mr. spy - instead of mr. javert. of course the "stalwarts" from the local police are also there. but they are on the look out for a bit of offal and do not matter at all - you dont have the kerala police in agartala, arunachal pradesh, or ambala. i am after a gang that has its tentacles all over the country.)

now a days i am able to get on to the net at will; the access is not being denied. (could it be that saner counsel has prevailed over the tvm telecom?) but that does not mean that there is no hindrance.

none of the pages can be stored for offline viewing. every time i have to access a web page it has to come from the server - obviously the chaaran's proxy server - and that means i have to spend more than double the time normally required on the net, there by wasting time and money. any way i dont have to go to a kiosk to make a pretext of accessing the net and that is a positive development. well, i dont think it can be called a positive development; rather the negative aspect has been annulled to a certain extent.


mr. chaaran (the spy) and my puter

last week i was trying to make cds from my audio tape casettes by feeding it into the tv tuner. and as there is no provision for just audio recording in the tv tuner card i was putting in some video as well for other wise the space is going to be wasted. initially the recording went on well but after some time there started all sorts of warning messages - the audio jack is in the wrong hole and such - and later it became impossible to record - the warning this time was that there was a hard ware problem. i reinstalled the card again and it worked - to conk off again after starting normally. so the problem was with the driver and probably that was being corrupted. the remedy was to reinstall the driver and i could carry on with the work once again that way - of course till the next interception!

now how is the india government bothered if i record some music from the fm radio or from my cable tv? i have no idea; if you want to know ask shri. chaaran (mr. spy)

incidentally this machine which has winxp is not networked and i dont use it to access the net. again it has a brand new original intel 865 gbf main board and i am facing problems inspite of all this. i have got another machine which is exclusively used for accessing the net for my impression is that it is less easier to take over than the xp system. i dont know how far it is right - just guess work!


mr. chaaran (the spy) and the ide to usb connector

i mentioned about my cdrom and hdd and such ide devices disappearing while in use. using a usb to ide connector did help. the cd rom or even hdd connected via the usb using this special connector which has a separate power supply was recognized and was working fine for some time. but now shriman chaaran (mr. spy) has found a way out and even that is being immobilised. the device when connected to the usb port is recognized. but once i start writing a cd/dvd the drive disappears and the process stops. i lost a few blank dvds and a lot of cds that way and have stopped using this connector now.

i tried the trick of reinstalling the driver as in the case of the tv tuner card. once the ide drives disappeared i reinstalled the inf files and lo and behold the drive appears again! i have these drivers loaded on to my hard disk now and directly install from there and carry on with my work - till it holds. when storage device disappears repeat the driver installation and start off again!

remember, this pc is my personal property and i am doing my work inside my own though rented house. why should any body bother? and what do you gain by that? and the govt of india pays you for doing it!


mr. chaaran (the spy) and my Win XP desktop

one of the real charms of the winxp is that the administrator has immense powers and some one who can take over the pc as administrator can cause havoc. i have catered for that eventuality. earlier i had pictures of shriman chaaran (mr. spy)'s "girl friends" as well as specific messages meant for him. but now a days kind courtesy my a400 ( some thing like ak47) i have been "shooting" "action" movies and it is available on the hard drive for any one who access my puter - by breaking in or via wireless or whatsoever. you want to watch it? ask the chaaran; he can provide you a copy.
incidentally the dealers gracefully replaced the hacked memory card. i have gone for a 256mb card for they did not have 128mb and paid the difference.

a couple of days back my winXp desk top rotated to the right and started appearing in the lying position extending from left to right. in this position it is impossible to use it at all. what do you do? turn the monitor on to its left side and carry on!

i was running around in circles and ultimately i found a way out on my own. the good old panacea - install the vga driver ( it is an intel 865 gbf mother board) and reboot and the screen turns back to the normal position but the problem was that on the next boot up it goes back to the tilted condition. so every time i shut up / reboot the machine, i was reinstalling the vga driver so as to avoid this phenomenon.

i later found out, kind courtesy the service section of logtech, that there is a provision in the vga card to rotate the screen and now that i know it, it is a very simple thing.

possible; but not probable

the above is a typical situation that i am facing. you can always claim that i could have accidentally pressed the key combination. it is a theoretical possibility i agree. you are an expert statistician, no? now what are the chances of all the three keys being pressed together (at the same time) accidentally? and how come it never happened not even once all this one year i was using this particular mother board?



the spy rings up palghat

i have given one of my telephone instruments ( this one has caller id and hands off facility) for testing to the company because of repeated (supposed to be) malfunctions. the company representative here has sent it to palghat where their head quarters is.

and you know what? shriman chaaran urf mr. spy has telephoned the factory - to enquire about the welfare of my telephone! see how much interest mr. chaaran is taking in even the smallest or rather most insignificant of matters concerning me! why is mr.chaaran urf mr. spy concerned with the welfare of my telephone ?

the spy net work is using a govt telephone. the common man will foot the bill. but that is not the case with some of his stooges. they have to pay the bill and if it is an international call the sum can be quite high! and that is the crux of the matter.

the anal chaaran and his pimps

the police man has a new recruit for quite some time now. the older one has disappeared from the scene. of course he has done his "duty" to the entire satisfaction of his e_mans. kind courtesy this intellectual giant and his comrades i retired as a lecturer; i am grateful. ( but for this budhiman's timely intervention i would have been retiring as an associate professor)

the new chappy has been prowling around for quiet some time now but could not gather enough courage to face me. once he has covered a safe distance he has been trying to contact me on the phone desperately. it looks the new pimp is after my life and has given "supari" to the chaaran. the telephone calls are probably to find out if the job has been done!

mr. pimp, you collect your share of the booty once the job is done; but dont pester me with your telephone calls.

as usual with all chaaran's contact men this fellow is also using the medium that is under the complete control of shri. chaaran, the spy - telephone and the internet. why these methods only? that is a professional secret the chaarans dont want to disclose.

the provocation

what do you do when you get a telephone call from some one whom you dont want to talk to ? not attending is no solution; the fellow can go on ringing and it can become a nuisance. here is what i did. use the hands off facility - press the button and immediately press again. the call is connected and disconnected before a single word is spoken. the caller has to pay and if it is an international call it will not be a very small sum and he will think twice before ringing up again.

this happened a number of times with this new recruit. probably the pimp complained to mr. chaaran. the result was that when this chap telephoned the next time and i tried my old trick again the microphone will not get switched off. i had to pull out the cable from the instrument as a last resort. after a few minutes i re-connected the instrument -"hell-o, hell-o!" the pimp was on line still probably having a chat with his boss. i removed the cable again and that was the end of the story as far as i am concerned.

it was after the above incident that i took the telephone a second time to the repairer, this time to the company itself to rule out any malfunction of the instrument. from trivandrum they have sent it to the company's hq in palghat as they did not have any testing facility here. i understand that the charan has been telephoning the company about this phone! people here were asking me if i had telephoned palghat and was i a policeman from cbi!

incidentally i noticed that my telephone went dead on the evening of the first of this month; it was an inside job and once i registered a the complaint the line was connected again and the their chap called my house. i did not attend the phone and so he had to come to my house to clear the complaint. he made a call from his cellphone to my phone from within my house and when he tried to disconnect my phone it will not get disconnected. his explanation was that it was because he has not switched off his cell phone from which he made the call.

is that so with your telephone?
after you receive a call and finish the conversation and replace the handset you cannot make a call from your phone till the one who called you disconnects?


the fact of the matter is that the problem of the microphone being switched on on its own was there earlier as well. that time i did talk to one of the
staff in the telephone exchange over here and she suggested that there could be some problem with the phone. so i took it to the service agents of the company here and they tried it on their phone line and the instrument was working fine! and once i brought it back there was no problem when the instrument was connected to my phone line as well.

after the incident with the spy's new pimp i took the instrument to the company's office here and they had sent it to their head quarters in palghat. the charan was desperate and was making calls to the company and throwing his weight about lest it comes back saying that there is no problem with it!




the new recruit

i can only make a guess as to who exactly this new recruit of shriman chaaran is; but many a time my intuitions are right! if so, i have seen this character as a teenager. he is extremely intelligent and brilliant and like all highly intelligent people in here was expected to join the police. but probably he fell short by a whisker and ended up some where else.

when you come across easy money you have to show off one way or other; some get photographed with film stars, others move around in the company of police men - tastes differ!




bobby c

some time back there was a message in my mail box with one of my web mail accounts. it was supposed to be from "bobby c"! (remember the mail reaches me after being filtered by the spy network) bobby c was addressing me " my dear brother" and telling me that he has a daughter whose name is such and such and that she is ten years old.

now one conclusion any police man can make from this is that this "my dear" brother has never communicated with me for at least the last ten years. then why is he after me now?

incidentally i came to know of this "my dear" brother's marriage from a third person. you usually send a card to even an enemy at such times. it was not done in my case.

was i surprised ? not at all. i can understand their feelings - you dont want widows and jyothis at such happy occassions; they are ill omens and bring ill-luck.

the problem is that some people want to eat the cake and have it!

now a days i never open any e_mail and dutifully permanently delete them so that there is no question of the sender contracting the infection (not viral) from me.


"relatives"

by the way there is a phrase in the white man's language - fair-weather friends; but have you heard of fair-weather relatives? well i am going to tell you about them soon. the so called "relatives" of mine have become real pests. immediately you root out one, another one comes up from no where! i dont like putting such things in the public domain but these "intellectulals" are not giving me a choice. try clicking on this link to see if the documents telling you about my fair-weather relatives is ready - it ought to be, in a week's time.

respected "my dear brother" & co. , dont blame me; you asked for it!

personal charm

i think i have got or had a certain amount of personal charm and people normally do not say no to me and really do help me out - the exceptional cases are the chaarans and my "relatives"!

the then rto, trivandrum, got my motor cycle registration transferred on his own initiative. i did not have an NOC and he could have rightly said no. and the only way out would have been for me to make a trip to saugor in mp.
on a later day the motor vehicles inspector renewed my driving license inspite of me not having a permanent home address! he also could have cooly said no!

i can assure you they never gained anything from me except my good will - once i got the registration of my bike transferred i did go to the rto office specifically to thank the gentleman, but by the time he had left. and remember every body knows the reputation this particular department has!

oh, yes; very recently, i got a membership in the public library kind courtesy the lady librarian - it is difficult or rather impossible to get a membership without a permanent home address and they really helped out.

the poor chaarans!

that is why the chaarans are this desperate. they have to prime the parties before hand and so have to get to the places where i am going to ahead of me in order to poison the minds of people before i reach there. enter the chaaran and every thing goes topsy turvy!

now the chaarans will shift over to the state library compound and the staff there will soon be listening to the p-bird "music".




how am i ?

me ? i am having a rollicking time.

i am in good company - Madonna (doing it "slowly slowly" and initially i thought it was a new comer with the same name). mariah carey (mariah and the pariah?), jennifer lopez, cameron dias (" i shake my arse and make faces and hollywood goes crazy!"); and i have (a shelf full of) my own angels whose names you do not know.

by the way, heard of thalath's blues - the sweetest of songs!
now a days i mix up things a bit - in such a way that you can hear thalath singing and watch the blues both at the same time! fantastic idea, no? ( and that is when my tv tuner card disappears! mr. chaaran sensoring!)

by the way, who said human anatomy is a terribly boring subject? i am really enjoying my research work on female anatomy and remember, age is no barrier for pure research.

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P.S.
a couple of positive developments
  • my vehicle's electronic alarm has stopped howling since and
  • the dealer has replaced the damaged memory card of my camera.

the latest latest

well, the latest latest happened in january - i have been procrastinating and the dec 05 issue has not been uploaded.

i have again reverted to my nocturnal habits - keep awake in the night and sleep in the day time! well the problem is it is difficult to kick off that habit and if you have some work to be done in an office or so you will end up in trouble.

it was on one such sleepless nights, at about 0330hrs ist on new year's day, that i thought i will check up the meter reading of my home telephone 2557757. it is an automated thing and you just have to dial 1501 for it. the computer will identify the telephone from which the call is coming and tell you "the meter reading for your telephone number 1234567 is 2345 or whatever it is."

i usually get on to the net, if at all i do, at night. i was aware that i have locked all the out going calls including local calls. inspite of that i first dialed the isp's number in order to make a pretext that my aim is to get on to the net and mislead the pimp. obviously i was not allowed to access the number as it was locked. i put in the code to allow out going calls and instead of the isp's number as would have been expected dialed 1501 to get the meter reading. the computer identified my telephone as 2447125 and gave the meter reading of that phone. i was not at all surprised ; indeed this was what i was expecting to happen!

after a couple of minutes i dialed again and the computer identified my number correctly as 2557757.

the number 2447125 belongs to one mr. rajan rawther, rafi manzil, prasanth nagar of trivandrum XI. this house is just across my house on the opposite hillock. if i am not mistaken the p_birds take off from this area only and it looks the pakkichi service also has its head quarters some where there!

i am not a telecommunication engineer and i can only make presumptions. but my circumstances are such that it is quite possible that i am seeing a ghost where there is none. but how come the computer of the exchange identified my phone wrongly? and how did it happen that the error was rectified immediately ?! how do you explain this phenomenon?

the panacea - apply the lunacy theory!

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NOVEMBER 2005

Mr. javert

i have a locker in the sbi at tvm main for more than ten years now kind courtesy the then manager - what i remember about him is that he was a very big man, tall and hefty. lockers were in big demand then and one day he told me there is one vacant and that i take it then and there for otherwise i will miss the chance and i did.

the locker i have at present is one at the bottom, almost at the ground level. recently i talked to the accountant and he agreed to shift me to another of the vacant ones at the top so that i dont have to stoop . this accountant was a new comer and has not been primed about me. so as usual we were getting on well on one particular day i telephoned him and reached the bank at about 1500hrs. but by the time i reached there he had a sudden change of mind and said this and that and ultimately said it cannot be changed. infact as i was talking to him the agm came out and was literally bullying him. (to get out of the mess the accountant even told me that there were no vacant lockers. i specifically went there the next day on the pretext of opening my locker and pointed to him the vacant locker on the top row )
why was this sudden change?

well the police man who calls himself cbi "officer" had reached there. this clown never comes out into the open and whether in mct or other establishments uses "shikhandies" for cover. i could see him playing "othikkuru" from behind the skirts of two obliging females. there was also a plain clothes man from the local police to give him fire cover in case of need. there is no need to worry mr. police man; you are in foreign territory and i wont touch you there.

how did he know about my arrival?
the telephone my dear and the pimps in the exchange!

what was mr. javert's objection to my changing the locker?
well just to show off or it could be that mr. javert has a duplicate key of my locker and if i change my locker it could be difficult to get a new duplicate key made - this "intelligent" man has to find out what i am keeping there for that is very important as far as the "investigation" of the case is concerned.

well i handed over a copy of my for
whomsoever to the agm's personal asst. and came off.

interestingly today 09 nov 05 i played a game. i made a telephone call to a battery dealer to give an impression that i will be there to buy a new battery for my vehicle. later i made a trip to some where close by and back home immediately telephoned the shop keeper requesting him that in case a police man comes enquiring about me to tell him to come to my house.
yes, a police man from the "cb cid" had been there. but once i started asking him the police man's details he changed track and said that this police man had come to buy a battery for himself. well that is the problem the wretch can always put up an excuse if i catch him in anywhere other than my own and i have to get him in my own territory.

MARUTI-NIPPON ALARM

i got an electronic alarm for my car some time in march 2005 and within no time it started misbehaving! a number of times as i stopped outside my gate in order to get down and close the gate it started howling on its own for no rhyme or reason (could it be that at that place it is within range of the "enemy radar"?). the catch was that it used to go out of control of the remote and i had to disconnect the battery to stop it and later use the pin and recover it at leisure. the neighbours were obviously enjoying the fun.

later, horror of all horrors, the alarm went off in front of the coffee house in the city. from a distance i could see that there was nobody nor any vehicle in the immediate proximity of the vehicle. i rushed to the spot and luckily this time it did stop on using the remote.

i complained to the service people of the company. their reply was that they have never ever heard of such a story! i kept mum, for obvious reasons.

some time later in my home i found that even when the led was showing that it is armed i could open the car door without setting off the alarm! this time i left it as it is and called the company's service personnel. they came very promptly ( i must admit that) and after checking accepted that there is a problem and replaced the equipment. that was on june 09 - within months of first installing the alarm.

as their man was fixing it the alarm started giving off a different type of chirp than the normal one. i became curious for i have heard my vehicle making the same sound on an earlier occassion inside the very same garage. the fellow said that this sound indicates that it is in the programming mode and they use a secret code to access it. now, i did not have this code for it is available to the company's technical personnel only. then how did it go into the programming mode!

the old equipment has been sent to the company. i made efforts to find out from them what exactly was the problem but there has been no response to my letter as well as an e-mail - could be it never reached them.

after the change over the thing has been functioning properly - that is till date. is it that the police man has become tired of his gimmicks? or is it that he has realised that there is no point in such endeavours as long as i am not made to pay for it and is waiting on for the warranty period to be over!

of course you can always say (and it could very well be) a mechanical problem!


051228: no problems any more; at least outwardly every thing is going smoothly.
but one thing is obvious - the alarm is not worth the money for any one who knows the programming code can neutralise it leave alone an expert! so what is the point?



i am "BOOKED"

have you been to spencer junction recently. look carefully on the side of the road opposite to food world. you will find three traffic sign boards within ten meters. the first one just infront of the canara bank building says that it is a parking area. within three meters there is a new board saying no parking. again within less than five meters where the ag's office starts there is another board saying no parking. the second board i mentioned, a no parking one, is a very recent addition - the other two are old ones which had been there for quite some time. is there a competition going on between two establishments about the rights for putting such boards?!

a couple of months back i had parked my vehicle between what is now the second and third signs (that time it was a parking area and now with the new second board it has become a non-parking area.) when i came back i found that the police man had pasted a "you are booked" sticker on the wind screen. i made sure it was a parking area and that i have not violated the law and refused to pay. today if i park there i am legally bound to pay the fine. but the idea of three parking signs within ten meters is very interesting.

incidentally this is the second time the traffic police in trivandrum had pasted a sticker on my car and on both instances i showed them two fingers and walked off. i am sure they have not taken the incident lightly and now a days i try to be careful for i will get "booked" at the slightest chance.

the traffic example sited is a minor thing (by the way, ask them if i have ever jumped their signal over all these years) and i am citing it mainly as an illustration.

if you want to book a chap bide your time, especially so when you are dealing with nut cases like me! wait for your chance; seal all the loop holes; make sure you have a clear cut case and then pounce on your prey.

just because you have got influence with the higher ups and you can manipulate people entrusted with decision making does not mean any thing to me. "perukkitharam kannikkan thutangiyal oru patacha thampuraneyum vila vekkilla" you start abusing your powers and whom so ever you are, you will be treated like the bloody shit: remember that.

it is not physical strength that really matters. there is some thing called moral courage. you may be able to break me; but you cannot make me stoop,


telecom

is there a bit of a change in the attitude of the telecom? or is it just another illusion of mine? could it be that the serious implications of the crimes are dawning on them.

i know some of them are very fine people and would do the "philip" on me; but we know what philip did was not right. you are shirking your responsibility by allowing the police man's pimps to run amok.

there are not many bastard calls on the id; the microphone of my instrument is not getting switched on as it used to happen earlier - it has a hands off facility.

all the same every thing is not ticky ticky boo boo; a month back, rather more than one month back (18-19th sep?) when for once i tried to connect to the net i dialed the isps repeatedly about six times. i could hear the modem shake hand and then no progress at all. later i talked to the vsnl at technopark and they said none of the calls from my telephone had reached them. and this gentleman even said that he will take up the matter with the telephone people - obviously he is a new comer and has not been briefed about me.

i told him there is no point at all and this is a planned procedure being carried out by a highly influential gang of criminals from the indian police with the help of some of the bsnl staff who are willing to act as the police man's pimps. the basic idea is to cook up evidence to get me certified.

my puter

i purchased a winXP almost an year back but have not activated it yet. the problem is that my system is getting corrupted repeatedly and for all practical purposes it is not under my control. xp with sp2 and its security features makes me an easy prey to any one who can join me on the puter as an administrator (and that probably makes it all the more difficult in comparison to 98 - is that is why i am not allowed to load 9998?)
but how do they do it?

i hardly ever get on to the net now a days; and if at all i do i have a second system with win98 for it and i see to it that nothing from the net is transferred to the other system. still the tell tale signs of interference are there.

i was using cheap main boards and i thought there could be some thing wrong with them, so i purchased a brand new original intel 865gbf main board. but it did not help matters a bit.

i tried changing the power supply - smps? - and am using a 450va one. the problem persists!

all sorts of funny things are happening - the IDEs disappear and wont recognize the storage device hdd/cd/dvd connected. the system shuts off suddenly as if the power supply has failed even though i am using a ups; then it reboots on its own though i have set it to remain shut off after a power failure. and most of the time none of the ide devices are detected after the reboot and the system hangs.

some times the hard disk is detected but the cd from which i was loading a software is no more available as the cd drive is no more detected. a couple of days back i found that the extra copy of my win 98 had disappeared ( a new parker pen has also been found missing recently from a house where i am staying alone - could be i have misplaced it and could be that the win98 cd is also misplaced!) and so i decided to make an additional copy. the copying started normally but in the midst the cd drive in which the win 98 cd was place stopped responding. i later found that the drive was not being recognized. the blank disk was connected through a usb connector (i am coming to that later) and that was still on.

the ops often gets corrupted and the system hangs. the message says there is no operating system on the drive and even no partition on the disk. the same disk when connected to another ide boots normally -,lucky that i did not re-partition it!
when trying to load an operating system on a disk the IDEs are not detected at all and once i clear the cmos and resets it fully, initially it is detected and then the system reboots and every thing disappears a second time.

this is all happening on the brand new original main board as well! now a days any thing connected to the ide2 is not recognized at all. this new main board's ide2 has become completely non functional.

few days back i purchased a hdd/cd to usb connector to circumvent the cd drives disappearing - this in spite of the fact that i have a total of six connectors including sata on the main board. for the time being i have out witted the crooks but soon he will find out from the white man how to immobilise that also and it will also stop working!

i have some peripherals that dont function with winXp and so initially i used to load win98 on the 865 gbf system (myXP is an upgrade version). now a days 98 set up is not allowed to complete and the blue screen says that there is a child device attached to the ide using 32 bit system and so set up cannot continue.

as i said earlier i have no formal training in computing; are these all normal things?

my impression ( i could be wrong there for i repeat i am not a techy) is that the hackers are taking over my computer. the hacker has to be from an establishment that functions twenty four hours for they are always there at the ready. i dont think a casual mischief monger can do it. there is only one set up that can avail this extravaganza - a set up that eats up the tax payer's money, i mean a govt organization and the most likely one - the spies.

usually one buys a computer to facilitate one's work; here thanks to the spy net work i waste my time trying to get it going and most of the time it becomes a head ache!

could it be that the lesser mortals like me are not supposed to use the computer and such?!

canon

the memory card of my camera purchased a couple of weeks has been damaged. the card had viruses: what i found was that inside the folder say, 104canon were the images (some of them corrupted) and another folder 104 cannon and once this folder is opened it also had the images as well as another 104canon folder and it goes on like that endlessly. the camera some times shows memory card error,then tells me that the card is of just three mb (though actually it is 128mb). if at all i am able to take pictures they are corrupted. it was really running amok; the card has become useless.

i used to connect the card to the pc through the usb to down load the pics. this pc is never connected to the net; also the ops was recently reloaded after partitioning the hard disk and it had only the software that was copied on the manufacturer's cd. then how did the virus get into the card?!
have you heard of something called wireless networking and do you know that there is a microwave station within a kilometer of my house with its beam in my direction - that is all i can think of

051228: i got the memory card replaced and the new one is doing fine. i am being careful. i just down load the images directly from the card and all manipulations of the card are done by the camera only. never connect the camera to the puter!


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april 2005

i am back

long time, no see ? that is true; i owe you an explanation. oh, no; i am still free.i narrowly missed the loony bin - that is for the time being! there were all sorts of discussions and all and the great minds have all agreed on one thing - the fellow has to be taught a lesson. the Big Question is :

who is going to bell the cat?

the
"
officers"

the
"doctors"

or
the
"relatives"


the jury is still out!

and, in the mean time the cat is licking its paws
and purring contentedly.
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the present

the old man is having a rollicking time, living on his privy purse of 21 grand per month from the kerala govt. the only string attached is that i have to get up at 0840 hrs ( that is a real tall order taking into account the fact that i hit the bed well past 0400hrs ) so that i can put my initials in a register kept in the sanctum sanctorum at exactly 0915 hrs. this "duty" i have been carrying out regularly for about 20 days of the month. of course, i do have to prepare the bill and present it at the treasury and collect the amount and deposit in the bank and all that.

once back home i continue my research (from where i left off the previous night) on reproductive physiology of homo moronicus. i find it an enjoyable highly rewarding pastime and my collection of vcds and dvds have gone well over one hundred; mind swapping?


oh no, i dont do it - animals do it;
i just enjoy watching the bipeds doing it.

that much about my daily routine.

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the birds and the bees

i think it is high time i told you about the birds and the bees. we will start with the birds click below to go to read about the birds and view a few pictures.

the P_birds
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clarification

when i talk about the police man's pimps i am talking exclusively of a small minority of people in the establishment who has been doing the dirty on me at the behest of the anal chaarans of the indian police. i am aware that these pimps could not go the distance many a time because of objections from others. in fact i remember one hod of physiology lamenting that most of the heads of departments, mainly in the clinical side, are my contemporaries (contemporary was exactly the word she used ) and will not do any thing to harm me and they have a problem that way.

and this is true of other establishments as well, like, say, the telecom company. i have been dealing with them earlier also, before i became a "wanted" man and some of them i know are very fine people.

it could be possible the actual culprits are enjoying life some where else and others are caught in the cross fire; i cant help it.

the fact is that try however hard i may, the pimps do not come out into the open and there is no way i can target them directly.


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idiot savant

i am getting an idea of who exactly is this "dear" relative of mine!

i understand that once it came out that i was having a nice time at alleppy the "relative" was sent on a mission to that place but missed the target by a few months for by then i had already moved out. another mission was carried out last year and the parties think it was an eminent success.

by the way, have you heard of idiot savants with arithmetical capabilities?


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four wheeler

my car is a maruti 800 std the cheapest one available in india. a rival car manufacturer had described it as a toy car fitted with a motor - a four wheeler rather than a car. but i like it, a typical example of japanese technology - sleek good looks and easy to steer; a real delicate damsel indeed (obviously not meant for the rough and tumble)

the electronic alarm beacame essential as there was lot of fiddling going on and i was reguarly loosing things. the "gentlemen" did not take to it kindly and the tampering is their handiwork only.

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Dr. Cheriyath Jyothi B.Sc.,M.B.,B.S.,
TC 18/1626(2), paraputta lane,
aramada P.O.
Thiruvananthapurm - 695032,
india.



Home Phone: +91(471)2357704



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