LAST UPDATED 3/08/00
Poetry....
I hate MTV! Not the channel itself, just the concept of music videos. They steal memories. Remember hearing a song that reminded you of someone or something? How you can recall the time and place when you even now hear that old song? Now you hear a song played and you think of the video! See what I mean?
evr hear a song that had a great tune but lyrics really sucked?
A song like "My Sharonna"by the Knack is a perfect example....
Ever try to write words to a song differently? I have. Here you will see some examples. I don't consider myself a poet but I do dabble in words.Really this could be poetry. My Musicless lyrics
I WANT TO CRY
Outside I'm stone , inside I am sore
Standing silent by your bedroom door
If you won't love me like you've loved me before
then I don't want to love anymore
I can't believe this is happening now....
I want to cry but I don't know how
No one to love, nobody to care
I miss the feelings that we used to share
The sky's not sunny and there's a chill in the air
My heart's a ride that's going nowhere
I can't conceive this is how we are now....
I want to cry but I don't know how
It doesn't have to be a mistake
I never wanted for our hearts to break
Now when I dream of your face I tremble and wake
with a yearning to put an end to this ache
I can't retrieve the past with you here now.....
I want to cry but I don't know how
The days grow shorter, the nights grow long
I thought a man was made to be strong
This loveless nightmare has now become my song
And what I'm feeling is supposed to be wrong
I can't believe this is happening now......
I want to stop crying but I don't know how
* Ray Jay*
THE MEASURE OF MAN
Not "How did he die?"
But "How did he live?"
Not "What did he gain?"
But "What did he give?"
Not "What was his station?"
But "Had he a heart?"
And "How did he play his God-given part?"
Not "What was his shrine?"
Nor "What was his creed?"
But "Had he befriended those really in need?"
Not "What did the piece in the newspaper say?"
But "How many were sorry when he passed away?"
Was he ever ready with a word or good cheer,
To bring back a smile, to banish a tear?
These are the units to measure the worth
Of a amn as a man , regardless of birth
*unknown*
Now those of you who know me are wondering where the hell are the funny poems? lol just because you are...I wrote some limericks just like i do to you in chat. Beware if you are not mentined in a limerick here now:YOU WILL BE SOON!
THERE ONCE WAS A SWEET LADY CALLED MINX
WHO IS KNOWN FOR HER ATRISTIC HIJINKS
NEHKID SMOOCHES TO THOSE
TO ALL I SUPPOSE
THAT INCLUDE HER HOMEPAGE IN THEIR LINKS!
THERE ONCE WAS A TEACHER NAMED KAYREY
WHO'D CORRECT EVERY THING I COULD SAY
CALLS ME "YOU ASSHOLE"
ALTHOUGH I AM TOLD
IT'S AN "AFFECTIONATE" NAME FOR YOU RAYJAY!
THERE ONCE WAS A PREGGO CALLED BUFFY
WHO'S WAISTLINE HAS BECOME RATHER STUFFY
BUT SHE IS SO SWEET
A PLEASURE TO MEET
JUST DON'T TELL HER, HER BOOBS HAVE BECOME FLUFFY
THERE ONCE WAS A LADY WE CALLED FREDrica
REMAINS QUIET AND JUST SHAKES HER HEADrica
OCCASIONALLY TRIPS
AND BLURTS OUT SOME QUIPS
JUST SO YOU DON'T THINK SHE WAS DEADrica!
THERE ONCE WAS A NYMPHO CALLED IB
WHO WEARS OUT THE THING ON HER HUBBY
WEASEL'S HIS NAME
IT'S TRUELY A SHAME
HIS THINGY'S WORN OUT SO IT IS STUBBY
THERE ONCE WAS A SHOPPER CALLED MALARY
IN A DAY COULD SPEND A WEEKS SALARY
WITH COUPONS TO TEAR
NO MONEY TO SPARE
EVEN FOOD LIST CONTAINS THE WORD CALORIE
THERE ONCE WAS A CHATTER CALLED FIRSTFLEET
WHO'D SNEAK IN ON THE TIPTOES OF HER FEET
WOULD BE SUCH A SITE
TO SPREAD VEGAMITE
TO THE WIGGLE AND FIRMNESS OF HER SEAT!
A SUBTITUTE STUD CHATTER NAMED VENOM
WOULD FLIRT WITH THE LADIES,AND THEN SOME
HE'D GIVE THEM A VHUG
WITH A GRIN SO VSMUG
HOOK LINE AND SINKER HE THEN GETS SOME
IN BUFFALO THERE LIVED A SWEET MRS
BAD JOKES YOU CAN HEAR BUFFALO HISSES
A SOON TO BE GRANNY
LOL AT YOU NANNY
WAIT TILL THE BABY YOU HOLD SPITS AND PISSES!
THERE'S A FINE LOOKING BABE I CALL TYSCA
THAT HAS THE ABILITY TO REALLY BE NICECA
ALL THAT STUFF ASIDE
I SHOULD REALLY CONFIDE
IT REALLY TURNED ME ON TO SEE HER MELT ICECA
IN THE HOUSE OF THE CHATTER NAMED SWEETYBEAR
GROWS THE POT PLANT SHE CALLS HER WEEDYTHERE
BUT WHAT'S WITH THE ROSE?
GEE NOBODY KNOWS
WHY SHE'S ROLLING UP FLOWERS IN PAPERS THERE!
A CUTE CHATTING REDHEAD CALLED SANDY4
SENDS ME TO THE CORNER I KNOW NOT FOR
DARE FORGET HER NOT
FOR WHEN SHE GETS HOT
IN THE CORNER YOU'LL BE BANISHED FOREVERMORE!
THERE ONCE WAS A LUSH CALLED BAZZIE
DRESSED TO KILL, AND LOOKIN SNAZZIE
SHE GULPS VODKA AND GIN
THE ROOM STARTS TO SPIN
THEN STUMBLES AROUND LIKE A SPAZZIE
THERE ONCE A CUTE CHATTER NAMED SASSY
WHO DANCED AND WIGGLED HER ASSY
AND HERE IS A HOOT
WITH BUTT SHE WILL BOOT
ALL FROM THE ROOM WHO AIN'T CLASSY
THERE ONCE WAS A CHATTER ALLROSES
WHO BLANKETS HERSELF WHEN SHE POSES
SHE'LL GIVE YOU A SMACK
WITH A MALLARD ATTACK
THEN FLIRT BY BLOWING YOUR NOSES?
EX-TOMBOY CHATTER NAMED TRISH
IS SUCH A DELECTABLE DISH
LICK HER PLATE CLEAN
IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
OR RUB IT AND GET YOU A WISH!
THERE ONCE WAS A CHATTER NAMED RHAPPER
WHO SUCKED THE ALCOHAOL TAPPER
GOT QUITE A BUZZ
STOLE, SO THE "FUZZ"
HANDCUFFED AND THREW IN THE CRAPPER
THERE ONCE WAS A CHATTER SEA-TURTLE
WHO ENTERED THE OLYMPICS HIGH HURDLE
WOULD HAVE BEEN FIRST
IF NOT HAD BEEN CURSED
A POLEVAULTER POLE IN HER GIRDLE
THE FETISH OF THE CHATTER NAMED TAZ
IS TO ORGASM WHILE LISTENING TO JAZZ
DOESN'T MIND DISCO
OR EVEN SOME CRISCO
BUT RAP WILL MAKE TAZ A SPAZ
THERE ONCE WAS A MUSICAL CHATTER NAMED MUSTANG
WHO ALWAYS BLASTED PINK FLOYED WHILE SHE SANG
YOU'LL SAY OH MY GARD
THERE GOES MY SOUND CARD
SHE SINGS LIKE LERCH ANSWERING THE PHONE...."YOU RANG?"
THERE ONCE WAS A CHATTER NAMED IGOT er.....
TICKET IN HAND MADE HIM FEEL HOTTER
THEN THR GIRL WITH THE SHELL
SINCE HAS GIVEN HIM HELL
YO BUD... WANNA BORROW MY FLY SWATTER?
A CHATTER SHERRIF NAMED MATT DILLON
GOES AFTER THE CHICKS THAT ARE WILLIN'
THEN PULLS OUT HIS GUN
SAYS LETS HAVE SOME FUN
A SIX-SHOOTER THAT'S MADE JUST FOR THRILLIN'
A SWEET TEXAS CHATTER NAMED SAMMI
MAKES A DINNER CALLED HER SECRET WHAMMY
IF YOU REALLY DO DARE
TO EAT WHAT'S IN THERE...
HEAD CHEESE, CORN AND CANNED SPAMmi!
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