I don't want to bore you too much by waffling on about my mums aunties nephews pet giraffes nob but I will tell you a bit about myself. I am at Bradford University studying a degree in E.I.M.C. I am also a member of the Bradford Student Cinema (BSC). Just incase you hadn't realised already I'm a bit strange, apparently. Not from my point of view, I consider everyone else to be strange and me perfectly normal. It is just a shame that the majority view is what counts.

My hobbies are:

Listening to SCARY HEAVY METAL MUSIC

Watching SCARY HORROR FILMS

Chicks (obssession rather than hobby. You've just got to check out my CHICKS THAT RULE! page).

SATANISM (No I don't worship the devil, I don't believe in the devil or god, but Satanism isn't about worshiping the devil. I am not all that into it as I choose to live my life how I see fit, but I agree with most of Anton Le Veys ideas)

WITCHCRAFT (I don't know much on this subject at the moment as I have only read a few books, but it is a subject which interests me)

WEARING WOMENS CLOTHES

BODY PIERCING (I've had my tongue, nipple, navel, ears pierced so far.)

Eating food

EATING PUSSY!

Lesbian and Bi-sexual chicks (not the masculine ones with facial hair and hairy pits)

Schoolgirls

Licking girls sweaty armpits, mmm.

Spanking (bottoms and monkey)

Sticking my finger in girls belly buttons

Daydreaming about sex (A.D.I.D.A.S.) and getting totally distracted from what I am doing (see above hobbies)

I like watching South Park, Simpsons, and Beavis and Butthead

Giraffes (another obssession, oh don't ya just love those nobbly things on their heads. I sleep with one every night).

Check out this picture of ME COMPLETELY NAKED!!!

I realise that some people who visit this site may think I am an evil, perverse, freak, and may even hate me. It is important to remember that those which are demons to some are angels to others. However, here is a picture of a little angel previous to being fucked like a whore by a world full of human vermin. STARE INTO THE EYES OF INNOCENCE

Some of my friends are almost as weird as me, check out some of my FRIENDS! Most of them I have met in Bradford and some of them have homepages.

COOL LINKS and FRIENDS ON THE NET

Do you think your page qualifies for my Noels Tingley Award???

It probably does 'cos it doesn't take much to make me tingle. If you want this award then just email me and let me check out your page and if it gives me a tingley feeling then I will give you this award which is highly respected across the World Wide Web (honest). All I ask for in return is that you link the award to my page. You don't have to but I may have to spank your bare ass if you don't, k? sexy peeps.

Alternatively, you could use this lovely banner I made to promote my page (PLEASE!).

I know most sane people wouldn't want to associate their page with mine but hey, if you have read this far down my page then you must be a bit of a nutbar, so do it for me babe, K? If you do it for me I will do it for you, uhh huh huh, know what i'm sayin' huh huh? If you scratch my back I will scratch yours, and I like having my back scratched, huh huh huh, get it? What I am trying to communicate to you is that I will link to your page also, 'cos i'm a nice little bastard like that.

INTERESTING WORK

Check out some of my PHOTOSHOP WORK

Check out my essay on BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD AND THE MTV GENERATION

This web site was created by

Link to David Forbe's (one of my tutors) home page at http://www.eesf.brad.ac.uk/index.html

Don't visit without saying hello. Did your mummy never teach you manners!??? Don't bite the hand that spanks you!

SIGN my GUESTBOOK of doom now!

See what weirdo's visit my web site. Yeah, you're one of them, you fuckin' freak!.

VIEW my GUESTBOOK of doom!

Since FEB 98 sexy motherfuckas have visited the realm of my twisted mind and are now even more fucked up thanks to yours truely.

I do hope you like my web site, keep checking it as I update it fairly regularly and it's only quite new.

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Uhh, I like, uh huh huh, need a shag or somethin'. I need a chick NOW damn it! I like boobs 'n' butts 'n' stuff. AHHHH BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS!!! Everywhere I look, BOOOOOOOBBBBSSS!!!
I have a new email address: nrbarton@hotmail.com and if you email me from this page I will get your mail. I have not updated the other pages yet. If you have emailed me recently and I have not replied then that is because I have not had access to my university email, so don't worry I am not ignoring you and I will email you as soon as possible, ok? I still love you all and will still spank your bare butts.

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