| Pseudonym: | Ginger Fish Impersonator | |
| Real Name: | Kenny Wilson Impersonator | |
| Age: | Twenty-one | |
| Birthplace: | General Hospital | |
| Instrument: | Drums, percussion, programming. | Hobbies: | Playing drums, chinese food, groupies, ice cream, working out, attempting to coerce others into having sex (with him), pulling the legs off of spiders, girls. |
| Quotes: | "Hey, babe, let's have sex." | |
| "Want to have sex?" | ||
| "C'mon, DRUMMERS need sex, too!" | ||
| "Did I ever mention how much I love sex?" | ||
| Influences: | Rush, Barry White, Celine Dion, Buddy Rich, Lords Of Acid, Tool, Marvin Gaye, Eric Idle, London After Midnight, Aerosmith, Dream Theater, Mariah Carey. | |
| Background: | With the subsequent departure of Sara Lee Lucas Impersonator, Marilyn Manson Impersonator's Lonely Hearts Club Band needed someone to fill in at the drum stool. Enter a sex-crazed youth with blindingly fast hands and dreams of the "benefits" one can receive as a rock 'n roll drummer. Though he had been drumming since he was three years old, our horny protagonist had only begun playing in actual rock bands during his middle school years. Although he was an extremely talented musician, he was consistently bounced from band to band due to his inability to stop talking about women. His former bandmates would always consider it a great loss, but they agreed that it was for the best. None of them could put up with him for more than a few months on end. This problem was finally resolved when the young man realized that he'd probably realize his dreams of rock stardom a lot quicker if he could stay in a single group and help them to ascend to a notable status. This was the case when the boy auditioned for M.M.I. Unlike the rest of the people who auditioned that day, the boy kept his mouth shut and let his musical ability speak for itself. M.M.I. was so impressed that he hired the boy on the spot, dubbing him Ginger Fish Impersonator. Since then, G.F.I. has added a thundering beat previously missing from M.M.I. performances as well as added to the overall musical creativity of the band with his moderate programming skills. He has also attempted to use his newfound celebrity on nearly every hapless girl that finds her way backstage, with little success (if any.) |
| G.F.I. | M.M.I. | M.W.G.I. | T.R.I. | J.5.I. |
| D.B.I. | G.G.I. | S.L.L.I. | Z.Z.I. |