Essential Awards
We award these people with a lump of doo doo wrapped in aluminum foil....


Category
Artist
Song / Movie
Picture
Reason
Weakest Link in a Group
 Keisha of Total (the Skinny chick that looks like a man)
Any Track
This girls voice sound like a owl trapped under my dick (squak)...and to Kima, good looks saved ya on this one.
Wackest Interlude
 Noreaga
Hed Interlude
Were you even in the room when this shit was in progress. 
Biggest Sellout
Busta Rhymes
N/A
 Can you say Leaders of New School??? What about Dinco, Charlie B. and Milo?
 Player Hating Recepient of the Month
Tupac
N/A
He's been dead over 2 years and he is still makin' new tracks and outselling the average rapper. What the Fuck? Elvis ain't makin' no new joints.
 Weakest Verse of the Hour
(Red Hot Lover) Tone 
&
Kobe Bryant
Hold Me (Remix) by Brian McKnight
Just embarassing..stick to passing the pill Kobe 
Weakest New MC
Amil of Roc-a-Fella
Can I Get a...
N/A
 Can I get a...fuck you???
Weakest Single of the Minute (Hip-Hop)
B.O.B.B.Y.
Rza as Bobby Digital
W.E.A.K. 
or W.A.C.K
...abbreviate it how you want.
Weakest Single of the Minute (R&B)
112
Love Me
Maybe three years ago chumps... 
Bad Boy is dead
Weakest Album of the Hour
Pras
Ghetto Supastar 
This shit made my toes curl
Wackest Movie
Starring:
Master P and Crew
I Got the Hook Up
Master P writes scripts as good as he raps....ugggh  I don't think so.

 

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