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| Unity in Conformity |
| Updated, November 5, 1957 (B.E) (February 25, 2005) |
| "Oh Toto, we're not in Haifa anymore." |
| A page, for the disenchanted, disillusioned, the hurt and spiritually abused. May this page help lift your spirits, give you a laugh, and help you vent some frustration. Also you can learn a little about the Baha'i Faith. |
| New Bahai Angst Email Address Bahai Angst |
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| NEW Ruhoo'i Lesson! Divorce! (well, sort of) |
| Bahai Angst on AIM is: BahaiAngst1 |
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| New Links: |
| 1. Bahai Library: Provisional Translations Page 2. Susan Maneck 3. Juan Cole 4. The Most Great Site 5. The Fire Tablet |
| The Ruhoo'i Institute |
| Lesson 1. The SOB. Lesson 2. INFALLLIBILITY!!!!!!! Lesson 3: Divorce! (sort of) |
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| Recent, soon to be archived material |
| Election Results: First Place Finish Goes to a Heavenly Body Plus: Susan is on top of Nima! Final Tally Results in the Most Great Suprise But not for Fred. He sues Alberto Gonzalez |
| Hey BIGS. It's time to start stocking up for the fast.So Click here. |
| Bahai Angst |
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| Translation Contest (Don't let Juan do all of it by himself). Click here to see submissions |
| Updated, November 5, 1957 (B.E) (February 25, 2005) |
| Announcing Bahai Angst's new Blog. It is in Embryonic form at the moment. Soon there will also be a an active Yahoo Group too |
| If you are new to this website, you will probably want to start with our archive page. There you will learn the side of the Baha'i Faith that you will not learn at Baha'i proslytizing activities such as Firesides and fake holidays such as Race Unity Day and World Religion Day. You need to read this material before signing the Declaration Card. But if you have signed the Declaration Card, don't worry. The archives give you information on how to resign and suggestions for those who do not wish to resign that they can use to try to change the Faith from within. Below you will see links to the newest things on the site. Below that section you will see other things that are recent, but will be moved to the archives in a month or so. If you are a seasoned Baha'i growing disillusioned with the administration-worshiping money grubbing, teaching-obsessed nature of the Baha'i Faith, you have come to the right place. You'll get all the jokes right away. You'll also want to go to our links page to find fellow travelers. |
3. Here is a real live Baha'i bureaucracy generated piece of fantasy-filled, wordy, silly, self-centered, administration-worshipping horse shit. It is an unintentioned self-parody. Veteran Baha'is will immediately recognize this as the kind of puke-inducing brainwashing manure to which Baha'is are subjected all the time. If you are a new Baha'i or someone about to sign the Declaration Card, you really need to read this because this is the real thing, this is what you are getting into, you poor bastard. 4. More shit. This document is one of the latest scandels to hit the Faith, though it actually goes back about one year. It's making the rounds now in the press and the Faith is looking stupid once a gain. It's about an attempt by the so-called Universal House of Justice to use the religioius institutions of the Faith to interfere with government policy in Canada with respect to the aboriginal population there. The aboriginals are pissed. |
| Part III is here! The Third and final installment of a Mysterious Journey with our Intrepid Reporter Amin Izinah to: BAHAI GROVE Part I Part II Part III Learn What is Really Going On Behind the Scenes with the Baha'i Elites and Effetes |
| Our Newest Material. 1. You will want to read all about the adventures of our unembedded investigative reporter Amin Izinah and he explores the mysterious and bizarre world of Bahai Grove. 2. Coming soon there will be a new Ruhoo'i lesson. So don't worry. |
| Hey BIGS: Hate Arabs? Go here. |
| Is Feast getting to you? Do you feel like this after a Ruhi lesson? Then you've found the right web site for you. Enjoy. Ease your angst |
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| Victim of Bahai food served at endless committee meetings? Start fasting now by staying away from all Bahai meetings. Come here instead. |
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| O CANADUH! |
| A Provisional Translation of the Canadian National Spiritual Assembly's Letter to Larry Rowe |
| Lost in Cyber Space? Looking for a religion? Let Bahai Angst help you find one. Bahai Angst and Belief-O-Matic have combined to help all CBs find their true place. Click here to see our preliminary results. |
| There's an update coming on in honor of W. Collins and the Library Journal! |
| I know, I can hear all of you now saying" "In honor of whom?" "The Library Journal, what the hell is that?" "Look Bahai Angst, Sen McGlinn just got his ass kicked out of the faith and all you care about is the Library Journal? Hell, Larry Rowe just got kicked off "Unenrolled Baha'i" and you want to write about the Library Journal.? Johnny Damon just signed with the Yankees (talk about a Covenant Breaker) and you want to talk about the Library Journal?" Well, folks, yes. Sure, I could find something sounds more sexy, but I don't have to. I hope Mr. Collins review was also submitted for pre-publicaiton review to the Baha'i authorities, because that makes what he did even lower than it is. What did he do? He did something that has become all too typical of the Haifan version of the Baha'i Faith which is why you can't believe anything that comes from these guys. If you have just joined the Baha'i Faith - you need to read this site. Cursor down and see what's there and go to the archives too. In a day or too, we will have the Collins mess up here. |