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what does hellraiser have to do? all i wanna do is ckick somebodys ass for moeny! but the lardass paige fired me . i can't see tstraight. but i can still kikck your ass. i'm a good wrestler. and i oew was tw champ for a .ong time. i wanna kick sombodies ass for money. i ask everybody at the show they all think that i'm stupid or seomthing. damn . i just want to kick bsombodyies ass for money. i need a drink. sombody go get some me some tequilla. you know? i can't see straight. last weke week i was at the show . i don't remember much but i know i was there. i fell out of my seat a couple of times because it wasn't be ause the show was good i was drukn. i think i got kicked out at the ned but di don't remmeber. somebody needs to help me cozl i want to kick sombodies ass for money. somebody call piage. call him a fat sass. he is a fatass. i want to kick somebody's fat ass for money! why did i get fired? why did i get fired why did i get fired. i didn't do anothing did i? i showed up for my matches. so i got beat a copule of times so. every body gets beat a fcouple of times rihgt. wait a minute. .elet me make a drhink. somebody write nigte. he owens it. the he owns the tcw. what if . what if everydbody. fthis is a good idea. what if everybody wrote nite! what if everybody wrote day! nite and day haha hahaha.! i think i peed in the girls bathroom the other nigthe. sombody help me get my job back at tcw. i gotta kick somebody's ass for money. somebody write me and tell me how to get my job bnak back and then tell paige that i got my job back and it'll be ok. i p[romise. ever everybody be at the show next week the next show and tell paige that i got my job back! i gotta go pee.
08/15/02
Check out the pics page - see Photo Albums 2 & 3 for new pics, including Drunken Hellraiser photos!
08/15/02 Hellraiser Fired!
For the past three weeks, as far as we at the Fury Staff know, Hellraiser Hark has not been sober. This was very apparent two weeks ago Friday night at TCW when Hellraiser stumbled into the middle of a Mike Paige interview & proceeded to blame him for all of his troubles. The perplexed Paige looked in disbelief as he told Hellraiser he was booked to wrestle that night. It was apparent that Hellraiser Hark was not in any shape to perform, but Paige insisted, and Hellraiser had to face none other than Paige's cohort, Samir. With all things normal, the outcome of this match would have been the stunning upset of the year, but with Hellraiser being dazed and confused, the crafty & lightning quick Samir put the big man down for the 1-2-3. The following week at TCW, Hellraiser Hark shows up late. Stumbling through the crowd, he stopped to ask the loyal TCW fans if they had seen Mike Paige, as if he is a school boy hiding from the truancy officer. Then he takes another pull from his Tequilla bottle, only then to realize he had interrupted an interview with the Professionals. He then stumbles into the dressing rooms. Hellraiser embarrasses himself again later by coming out for a match that wasn't his! When it was time for him to wrestle, it looked as if he had trouble dressing himself. After leaving his new bottle of Tequilla with a loyal TCW fan, he then proceeded to the bathroom, from which he made his entrance to the ring with his intro-music. Facing the young prospect, Gemini, Hellraiser's hands were once again full. The young rookie took full advantage of Hellraiser's disability. It was apparent to everyone present, that Hellraiser Hark was in no condition to be in the ring. Gemini outmaneuvered Hellraiser Hark as if he were the veteran, and Hellraiser the rookie. And after leaving the Drunken One lying in the middle of the ring from a vicious super-kick, Gemini rolled out victorious. Mike Paige then came to the ring reprimanding Hellraiser for his current and past discrepancies, and proceeds to suspend him until such time that Hellraiser cleans his act up. The Drunken One then lost control, headbutting the Commissioner, and after regaining his composure, Mike Paige then fired Hellraiser, leaving him dumbfounded at the ring.
08/04/02
We, the Fury Staff have been very busy lately, and have had no time to update. We'll get to it as soon as possible. Meanwhile, we've decided to replace the message board with the guestbook above. Feel free to leave your messages/comments there.
