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Good Slave vs. Bad Slave
A Comparison

Good Slave

Bad Slave

A. A good slave when entering a room greets the Masters, then the Mistresses and then her fellow slaves

A. A bad slave when entering the room greets her friends, tweaks their nipples then waves at the Masters, and ignores the Mistresses (they are only slaves with clothes on that make it impossible to tweak their nipples and deserve to be shunned.)

B. A good slave, will go to the slave furs, and kneel, assessing the situation in the room, watching attentively to ascertain how her serviced might be used

B. A bad slave, will go to the slave furs, and kneel, and determine which of her sisters to pm first.

C.A good slave will offer service to each Master in turn, crawling to their feet and kneeling in front of each Man, begging to be of use

C. A bad slave will call from the furs, "Who wants to cyber with me?"

D. A good slave will take the time to read the whois of each of the Free, to make sure that they are greeted properly, and if they are unsure whether it is a Master or Mistress, will address them as Master, and will beg mercy if they are corrected, making note so that free is properly addressed upon the next meeting.

D. A bad slave will look at the whois to see if it is a Master or Mistress, because who wants to cyber with a woman, and if they get it wrong will say, "Hey, adjust your whois, how is a slut supposed to know you are female"

E. Always looking to learn, a good slave will read the books, learning the philosophy, and with each word, she will explore her own enslavement, seeking to embody the perfect servant.

E. A bad slave will read the books looking for the sex scenes, skimming over the pages until she gets to the good parts.

F. When wrong, a good slave will belly before the Master, and kiss the toe of his boot begging his forgiveness, sincerely.

F. A bad slave will belly, but from the safety of her chair in front of her monitor will scream "You $@#(*$@#*&!%^ " in a very sincere, albeit, loud tone

G. A good slave will memorize all the positions, practicing at home, so that when she gets the opportunity to serve offline she is prepared.

G. A bad slave will learn sula ki in case she gets the opportunity to serve offline.

H. A good slave will find a good picture of herself to share with the Masters online. This picture is an honest reflection of what she looks like. The picture is not doctored at all.

H. A bad slave finds a picture of an obscure Model , a pastes her head on Nicole Kidman's body, for a selection of fun shots of her hanging around with all the stars in Hollywood.

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