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Gorean Comedy Central

Tharlarion Hunter

Featuring our fearless explorer Master Steve, and his lovely wife, and slave sheila.

In today's episode, Master Steve and shiela head to the woods outside Port Kar. Not knowing what they will meet, they enter the woods bravely, fearlessly seeking some of the meanest nastiest creatures on Gor.

sheila, heel close girl, I think I see something just ahead.. I do! I do!

Master Steve:

Yes, Master

shiela:

(Master Steve sets out at a brisk trot and comes nose to snout with a large sleen)

Look! sheila, look, isn't it gorgeous, have you ever seen anything quite like it.

Master Steve:

(picks up a stick and pokes at it, the sleen growls and swipes at him)

Nasty Bugger, isn't he. OH.. but he is gorgeous. sheila, come closer, see if you can hold his nose

Master Steve:

(while sheila inches forward and sticks her hand out to capture the sleens snout. The sleen snaps at her and she withdraws, running into the woods screaming. The sleen follows her, moving with precision, corners her against a tree, and gobbles her up in one bite.)

Oh, you naughty sleen. (smiles) That is the third slut I have lost. I must remember to tell them when I collar them do *not* run from the sleen. Oh well, c'mon mates, we have other animals to catch.

Master Steve:

(Master Steve sets off into the woods, walks a bit, and something hits his shoulder. He has been pooped on by a resting tarn.)

Oh, you naughty thing. (he says climbing up the tree) Aren't you gorgeous.

Master Steve:

(Master Steve pokes the Tarn with a stick, and when nothing happens he moves close, picks some lice from the bird and feeds them to it.)

You are gorgeous. (turns to the camera) This is a giant war tarn, you can tell because of the epaulets on his shoulder. This bird has been in many battles, he is a Sergeant now. He also has at his side an AK 47 anti-assault rifle, most popular with these lovely birds since after the fall of oh ... what was that city.. tall cylindrical buildings, slaves, Masters, paga dens... oh.. doesn't matter, they all start to look the same after a while.

Master Steve:

(Pulls another lice from the bird, and holds it up to his mighty beak. The bird snaps at him removing three fingers and part of a knuckle.)

That was a close one. You cheeky thing you. Well, I will leave you, I have other creatures to find

Master Steve:

(Climbs down from the tree, and ambles along until he spots a bosk, drinking from the river)

OH! Look... isn't he gorgeous. (looks underneath) Have you ever seen any thing so big? I mean, it is gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous.

Master Steve:

(stares for a bit, gets a hazy dreamy look in his eyes...sighs, and shakes his head)

If only I ..... (approaches the bosk) Hello you amazing beastie you. Aren't you magnificent. (The bosk snorts and looks menacing)

Master Steve:

Alright big fellow.. I'll leave you but you are gorgeous. Enough to make a man thinking of batting for the other team, I'd say...

Master Steve:

(Meanders a bit further, trailing casually through the woods. He spots a bit of fur curled under a small bush.  He draws near, motioning the camera crew to follow.  He pokes it with a stick, and the fur moves. He pokes it again. From the bushes, comes a woman, tall, goddess like in her beauty, she wears the furs of a panther girl. Steve looks at her and gasps! It is his first wife/slave terri... not eaten by the sleen after all. She gets a knowing look on her face, as from the bushes, thousands of other panther girls appear...)

Terri:

Its him, girls, isn't he gorgeous? (pokes him with a stick).. Lets go hunting girls ... This is the one that made me wrestle the tharlarion, ride the tabuk, keep vulo in my kitchen, sleep with verr ... and he has always looked at bosk suspiciously...

Steve drops his stick and runs.....

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