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So, You Want to be a Gorean Master...

We here at IRA GOREAN want you to succeed. We have outlined a step by step four week plan that will insure your success.

The Four Week Success Plan

Week One: Choose a Name, Choose a Caste, and Make Your First Kill

The importance of Your first week on Gor cannot be emphasized enough. The first impression You will make is Your name. Choose something that reflects the strong Man that You are. MountainGorilla, KnifeInBellyAndStillCybering, LordLoveMaster Once you have down that, choose your caste. We recommend one of two castes, either Warrior or Assassin. So the Assassins aren't really a Caste, it is of minor importance.; The basic question is do you look better in red or black. That should help you decide; Finally, You need to make Your first kill; Make sure it is a good one. This will establish who You are.; You will be feared. This is good.

Girls love it, Men respect it.

Week Two: Collar a Girl

The next step in establishing your dominance as Master is owning a girl. Find a girl that is pleasing, knows a bosk from paga, and slap a collar on her You now own her heart mind body and soul.; Teach her to do cute tricks for Your friends, teach her how You like to cyber.; Say things like ";Aye, lass you bring Me great honor". or ";I own such a lusty wench"; Things like this show Your control.

Girls love it, Men respect it.

Week 3: Start A Chain

Once you have made a kill and you have collared a girl you will have lots of honeys dripping for You.Collar them all.; Why not.?; You are the Master, if it pleases You to do so, do so.; Have one bring you a bosk steak, one some paga, and have one polish your, ummm , long hard , hummmm sword, yes, sword..; When they get into fights, and they will, say this "More girls die from jealousy than from the sword" and ";It pleases Me you fight over Me" Shows you are the Master.

Girls love it, Men respect it.

Week 4: Release them all, and Start over

By Your one month anniversary, these girls will be stroking Your nerves, not Your man hood. There are lots of girls out there, release the ones You have and start over. This shows you are a harsh Gorean. Girls love harsh men, and Men will respect you so much they will make You first sword in their tavern.

Girls love it, Men respect it.

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