I've got a lot of stories, don't I?

To your right, you will see a rather blurry picture of two people.  Foremost is Victor, sporting his lovely red tie and enormous green mohawk.  We managed to catch Vic without his utilikilt, this time.  Next time we might not be so lucky.  He's been known to do things like dancing wildly with a lot of high kicks while wearing that thing.  I don't think I need to spell it out for you, but that means t-r-o-u-b-l-e, dear reader. In back of Victore, and even more blurry, can be seen X.  He is sometimes (but rarely) known as Mike.  In this picture he appears to have his hands behind his back.  Now, when I see a picture of a person in this position my initial response is usually "this person is hiding something from me".  In this case however I assume that X was involved in some ergonomic mating ritual. Since the time this picture was taken, Vic lost his mohawk.  If anyone has seen it, please contact your local bakery, and demand that they stop putting things like raisins into doughnuts.

This is Laurel, being either very excited or very confused by a pineapple.  Now that I think about it, she was probably being hyp-mo-tized by the pineapple.  This kind of behavior is very common for Laurel, and it should be commended.  It is also very common behavior for pineapples, which is why you should always have your umbrella at the ready.  You never know when it will happen.

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