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This is, I would have to say, the best picture ever taken of Will.  It was taken by Omaha, sometime during Convergence.  I have a theory that in a matrix-esque situation where our appearances are determined by our mental self-images, this is what Will would look like.  In a perfect world, time warps around him and light becomes a solid, tangible thing.  Or, as suggested, maybe Omaha dosen't quite know how to use his camera yet. Still, it's an excellent picture.  He's a hell of a lot more photogenic than I am.  What, you say?  There's no pictures of me so how do I know?  Ah well that is where you are wrong.  Next up I present the only known picture of me to exist on the internet.

This was also taken by Omaha, who has a reputation for being able to obtain things that nobody else knew existed.  Pictures of me definitely fall into this category.  It's a terrible picture of me, I think.  It's very blurry.. I'm asleep.. and I'm wearing a bathrobe.  Okay, the bathrobe is a good things I guess.  This picture was taken during one of my frequent naps in the consuite food preparation room at Convergence.  Next to me is a large bag of gummi bears which I had been snacking on.  Damn I wish I had some gummi right now. Okay damn it, I'm tired of talking about this picture.  I'll just use the rest of this space to point out how cool my boots are.  My sister got them for me in Seattle a few years back and they've been my only shoes ever since.  They kick quite a bit of ass, though the toes are incredibly scuffed and mangled.  That's why they're steel toe though I guess. See, it's like Cerebus says, "something you can get what you want and still not be very happy".

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