Mona is not as shy as she looks at first.

'Approaching a Pole' ©fetish-exposed.com'2004

Born, Moana M. Shaye, 1947, Spanish Town, she married three times and produced 3 healthy sons.

The youngest one, Horacio, 27, (fathered by the late Andreas Neige Del Carnegro) lives in Barcelona where the quality of the Air is good for Making Music and Love.

The boy is truly out of this world..

Following a highly publicised divorce from a famous Iranian Director, Sad Harry, in 1977, Mona got severely depressed and has been an outpatient at Maudsley's, London SE5, since 1978.

A lucky paparazzi has once spotted her out and about Denmark Hill practising Pole Dancing in the street
(vide: pic left 'Gettin in da mood..').
This used to be Ms Shaye's passion since early adolescence.

Ever since that memorable Tuesday afternoon in September when she went shopping in "Ace", Mona has been good friends with Vanillah, who happened to pass by by chance.

Although there is a great distance between the two (both physically and chrono-logic-orderly), the special dimension allows them to link for chats most nights.

In October 2004 Mona started to enjoy socialising with the latest versions of The London Androids.
When gathering, usually North of the River, they tend to imbibe large quantities of European Duty Free Moonshine originating from Murzasihle, a small village in Southern Republika Polska.
The powerful exotic potion fuels the vital systems of an Android and clearly gives him the edge too.
The beverage is widely known as the Bison Piss and as the name suggests it is produced from urine of the endangered rain forest species.

Although she's had her exclusive model of TAA33 (Toyboy Android, Ahmed, 33), personalised to indulge Mona's late night fantasies with a flair for unusual and romantic, Ms Shaye was still feeling a little uninspired.
Mona often confided in Ahmed and the TAA got attached to the Old Dear, who treated him fairly.
So well in fact that he even gave her the key to his apartment in North London to access the Garden of Pleasures more easily out of his working hours at her own convenience.
With time the Android's circuits became increasingly dependant on Mona's affection which, as it happens, was slowly waning..

One early October morning M.Shy grew a little bored of all this crap and left this world for a while, till next time.
However just before she embarked on her travels she made a fatal mistake.
Another not so lucky chance encounter tied her essence to a No 78 route to Shoreditch.

Following Mona's premature departure Ahmed whose services were no longer required became sad and was unable to carry out his duties as a TAA33.
He currently makes his living as a cab driver around Shoreditch.

When in the area and needing a lift look out for a Metallic Blue Spacewagon.
Ahmed will weave a Story or two while driving you wherever your fancy might take you.
At night you will have to pay your fare in advance.

Ms Shaye and Mish Vanillah have lots in common.
The duo will be collaborating on many a project in The Bent Time-Lines 78.

V.M., Oct.17th'2004