Vee says, 'I have no bloomin'idea what did he mean, but it sure sounds good, so I thought I'd quote the genius anyway.'

     Snow's real name is Mr Novak Twardowski.
"Tward" is an eccentric kind of a Mongrel Canuck who spends most of his free time on the Moon where he designs and produces valve amplifiers, mixes music or just plays with the bloody light-switch.

'I'm only little. Can't reach the light-switch.', he often says on a cloudy night, when accused of messing up the lightshow.

During the day "Tward" likes to wear a well fitted graphite suit which makes him look rather fuckable, and earns dollars defending the Not-so-Innocent of the City of Montreal.

His work often takes him to Docklands, London.
When in UK, the levels of serotonin in Snow's brain significantly increase.
A visitor to Docklands Excell might sometimes spot him on his lunchbreak entertaining a lady in an elevator by the "Yo Sushi!" stand...

Snow is nocturnal and finds it convenient to fly at night without attracting too much attention.
When he's in his top condition he travels the skies of London SW.
One night rather than watching the usual birds, you may want to take a trip to Plaza 535, New Kings Rd.
Take a glass elevator to the top floor and with a bit of luck and a pair of binoculars you might appreciate the intricate detail on Mr Twardowski's wings.

Snow has so much to say. His stories were often published Underground under the name of Andreas Neige del Carnegro.

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Andreas Neige del Carnegro
The Lunar Experience, Mo& the Red BMW
(The Lightshow after Kathy Fenwick Portobello View.)

05.05.2004,2 nights b4 Mercury Rising over Gower Peninsula, 2 nights after the May Full Moon.
It's a fantasy, so don't get upset if it isn't accurate..


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The "lunar" experience occurred in Mo's red BMW on the way back down South, by the Rye..
Michalina, pointing into the darkness through the side window ,"Oh shit! Look at THIS!"
Lills : "OH-MY-GOD!!!
Lills & Mish in a melodic loud chorus: "Isn't it beautiful?"
"Oh! Aaaaah! Oomgh! Aaaah! Oh!"
Mohammed: "What the...! Did YOU-TWO just had an orgasm!?"
(thinking to himself, "a helluva sexy driver I am!" :)
Two birds sounding shagadellic: "Oh! Aaaaah! Oomgh! Aaaah! Oh! How pretty!
The M-O-O-N, Moh-am-med"
What a beauty!
Have you seen the lovely meteorological display followed by the aesthetic Solar and Lunar activities?
The Moon was like a luminous disc of gold suspended low above the face of the Earth in precious fog of effervescent star dust..
Mohammed: "I'll take you to the Moon, my women.."
Mish: "Oh-my-days! In the haze!"
So he did.
But before he did, the special effects and pyrotechnics engineer has gone out to supper after a long shift and felt too tired to get back to work.
Snow: "Bless you romantic fools..rock this, my bro in Allah, I'm going to sleep now, 'old tight. The light show's up."
And the Man on the Moon looked down upon the trio with a gentle patronising smile on his cloudy visage.      

Excerpt from "The Llightshow", Andreas Neige del Carnegro, May 5th, 2004