nonsensical babbling, light alcohol consumption, schizophrenic arguments, cruel plot twists, original characters, and general insanity.
Consider yourself warned.
Also, the original plotlines of the stories contained herein are MINE, unless otherwise specified.
DON'T MAKE ME SIC FLUFFY ON YOU!
A quickie essay written by yours truly in my freshman year of college for a COMP110 class.
The assignment was to write an essay on three recent fads or trends in a certain area of the market.
I chose to write an essay on a couple of recent toy fads: Trolls, Cabbage Patch Kids, and Tickle-Me-Elmo.
I think it turned out pretty well. The teacher must have agreed; I got a solid A on the assignment. ^^
FFN Rant -or- Why FanFiction.Net Should Burn in H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks
A little something I wrote when I found out FanFiction.Net was banning one of my fics. Heavy swearing here, kiddies!
This is what happens when I get mad.....it's not pretty. >.<
My LiveJournal
For anyone who wants to know...or is just feeling very brave...click above to check out my LiveJournal. I update it every now and again, mostly when I want to rant about something, but occasionally there's something funny too.
Select various characters from half a dozen different series. Cram them into a blue bus with swirly white writing on the sides. Toss in a few of my high school pals. Add one seriously deranged college student. Shake well. Serves anyone and everyone. Warning: ensuing giggle fits may make one short of breath.
Season One - nineteen episodes, all posted
Season Two - in progress
Last Update: 27 March 2004
Gravitation
When Computers Go Dead - shortfic, humor
Pairings: Yuki/Shuichi
Content: EXTREME RANDOMNESS, Pointless Humor, Crack-headed Author Commentary
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Co-written with Sei-chan Po in a fit of randomness when her laptop went dead. What would happen if Yuki Eiri's computer ever decided to go kaput? Chaos, that's what.
Status: **COMPLETE**
Rurouni Kenshin
Kenji's Question - shortfic, humor
Pairings: None really....
Content: Lots and lots of humor
Rating: PG-13just to be safe
Summary: Little Kenji has a question for his mommy . . . .
Status: **COMPLETE**
Inuyasha
Demons Behaving Badly - two chapters, humor
Yes, that's right, HUMOR, not hentai, despite what your sick mind may be deriving from the title. -.- A few of our favorite youkai acting like their animal selves. If anyone would like to suggest events for further chapters, go right ahead.
(I wrote this one random day on a whim. It has nothing to do with anything and will not be continued.)
Gundam Wing
Daylight Savings Arc (also archived at Shenlong's "Gundam Wing Diaries")
Sleepless - 1 2 3 4
Pairings: 1x2 3x4 2+5
Content: Shounen-ai, Fluff, Humor, Slight Angst, Light OOC-ness
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Wufei has trouble sleeping. Duo decides to help.
Status: **COMPLETE**
Witching Hour - 1 2 3 4 5 (sequel to Sleepless)
Pairings: 1x2 3x4x3 2+5/2x5
Content: LEMON, Fluff, Humor, Sap, OOC
Rating: R - NC-17
Summary: Several weeks after the events in "Sleepless," Duo and Wufei take things to the next level.
Status: IN PROGRESS (part 5 and sequel pending)
Morning Star (sequel to Witching Hour)
Pairings, 1x2x1, 2x5x2, 1x5x1, eventual 1x2x5
Content: Yet more LEMON, Angst, Fluff, Humor, Sap, OOC
**COMING SOON!**
Other Gundam Wing Stories
The Lampstand Princess...er...Prince - 1 2
Pairings: 3x4 1+2 2+5
Content: Fluff, Sap, Humor, Fractured Fairy Tale, Shounen-Ai, Angst, OC, Evil Dorothy, Minor Quatre-torture
Rating: PG-13 for minor language and violence
Summary: Based on the traditional Vietnamese folk story "The Lampstand Princess." Quatre leaves his homeland to marry his longtime friend and fellow prince, Trowa. Unfortunately, along the way, he must face shipwreck, sunburn, losing his way, and Trowa's evil stepsister...who turns him into furniture! Will love conquer all? With a little help from the Clever, Observant, and Occasionally Helpful Palace Staff, you bet it will! *Guest Appearance by Sage Destiny*
Status: IN PROGRESS
Escape
Pairing: not telling! =^.^=
Content: Angst, POV, Non-Graphic Lemon, Language, Slightly Depressing Introspection
Rating: R for language and adult content
Summary: Ever wish you were someone else? (see if you can guess who the characters are before the end ^^)
Status: **COMPLETE**
Duo, Zim, & Monty
Pairings: None really...implied 3x4
Content: Rampant Drunken Silliness, Minor Destruction of Property, Shameless Abuse of Invader Zim and Monty Python Quotes
Rating: PG-13 for themes and minor language
Summary: What happens when Duo gets plastered? Chaos, that's what. -.-;;
Status: **COMPLETE**
Taming the Lion
Pairings: Um...implied 1+2, 3+4
Content: Rampant Silliness
Rating: PG
Summary: Drabble, based on a well-known joke. How to tame a lion....when you're not Trowa.
Status: **COMPLETE**
I Won't Say I'm In Love
Pairings: Implied Sirius/Remus, James/Lily
Content: Fluff, Sap, Holiday Happies, Random Song Cues
Rating: PG.....VERY tame
Spoilers: None
Summary: When Sirius gives Remus a very special Christmas present that causes our beloved werewolf to doubt his preferences, it's up to James, Lily, and Peter to convince him of his true feelings. Who knew the Marauders could do gospel? O.o
Status: **COMPLETE**
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