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| This is the section I know everybody is gonna visit the most. This is where I take all of my random humor that I love best and slap it in here. Also here is the remnants of my Buddyprofile that I tore apart- Crone-isms, J.T. Vocabulary, Inside Jokes, Chinese Food, Funny Convos, and My Best Worst Pickup Lines are all here, so read on and be entertained! Anything in BOLD is recent J.T. Vocabulary The following is a dictionary of any and all random, strange, unpredictable, and J.T.-created words and phrases that the casual website-viewer will not understand. Be careful... I have a habit of inventing some odd words... Bah! (baa) 1. A way of showing dissent, disagreement or dislike Boofuckingyaka (bu-fuk-eng-yah-ka) 1. I am God; I am so much better than you 2. You are not God; you ain't got nothing on me. 3. Hell yeah Crackhead (krak-hed) 1. Damn, you're almost as crazy as I am 2. Oh my god, you ARE as crazy as I am! 3. I love you 4. You scare me Don't look at me in that tone of voice (dohnt-luk-et-mee-en-that-ton-ov-voys) 1. I know what you're thinking (so STOP) 2. I'm in trouble, aren't I? Gilbert Factor, the (gil-burt-fak-tur) 1. He's Puerto Rican... what can we say? Holy unholiness (hol-e-un-hol-e-nes) 1. Holy shit! 2. Holy crap! 3. Holy cow! 4. Holy hell! 5. Et cetera Interfuckerupting (in-ter-fuk-ur-up-ting) 1. Interrupting someone and messing up their train of thought 2. Constantly jumping into the conversation when someone else is telling a story. Oh yes (o-yess) 1. A way to express agreement 2. An emphasis on the previous statement Piercing (peers-ing) 1. The way I can stare at someone and break their composure (everyone except Katie, that is). So yeah (Soh-yaeh) 1. Yup, that's all. 2. So, now that I'm done ADD-ing... 3. Um... I don't know what else to say Stalwart (stal-wart) 1. Sexy; extremely attractive Takafied (Takuh-fyed) 1. To give a great sounding DDR song a completely illogical step pattern Technicalities (tek-nik-al-it-ez) 1. Issues; problems 2. Complications Tweaked (tweekd) 1. Messed up; under considerable emotional and mental stress 2. An emotional state that only occurs when two girls and one boy are laying tangled on a couch. Uh-oh (uh-o) 1. What now, biotch?! YELLA!!! (yell-ah) 1. A form of greeting 2. A title for the Master of All Yellowness 3. A random word to use whenever it is felt necessary. The Puerto Rican Factor Explained yoshi3909: u need to update the funny stuff Hwoarang137: i should, huh? yoshi3909: yeah i mean, ive said way to much funny shit for it not to be in there yoshi3909: who cares bout the teachers and crap yoshi3909: where are the gil-isms? A real-life look at just what this vastly descriptive, albeit simple, term entails. In other words, here's a bunch of goofy things that Gilbert said at one point or another. Sandman3306: so the council comes in while ur burning the bodies and alden and cronos fight Sandman3306: ok? Hwoarang137: ok Sandman3306: then as the half of force is figthing Sandman3306: sid appears Sandman3306: in the sky Sandman3306: and laughs Hwoarang137: lol Sandman3306: takes the rest of the bodies Sandman3306: and turns them Sandman3306: now everyones fighting everyone Hwoarang137: *in announcer voice* ladies and gentlemen.... Hwoarang137: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!! Sandman3306: and u guys are getting ass beat Sandman3306: and what happens next?!?!?! Hwoarang137: SEND IN THE REINFORCEMENTS! Sandman3306: Look up in the distance, its a bird, its a lion, no its..... Sandman3306: SIRIUS!!! Sandman3306: :-D Hwoarang137: *heroic music plays* Sandman3306: and the calvary arrives Hwoarang137: late as usual Sandman3306: lol Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: well, that was stupid yoshi3909: that was entertaining yoshi3909: for all of 30 sec Hwoarang137: very true, but most of our jokes are entertaining for all of 30 secs Hwoarang137: unless they involve small animals or elite universe yoshi3909: o man yoshi3909: small animals yoshi3909: i tel ya yoshi3909: i saw this chinchilla Hwoarang137: like... penguins ^_^ Hwoarang137: lol yoshi3909: i wanted to buy one yoshi3909: o man penguins! yoshi3909: dude wtf! yoshi3909: i saw Ace Ventura a few days ago yoshi3909: he has two penguins Hwoarang137: lol yoshi3909: and they come out of his fridge! Hwoarang137: we should be like Ace Ventura and have penguins come out of our fridges yoshi3909: holy shit yeah yoshi3909: dude yoshi3909: ur just messing arent u? Hwoarang137: no gilbert, i'd really put penguins in my refridgerator Hwoarang137: YES I'M JUST MESSING Hwoarang137: lol yoshi3909: damn u yoshi3909: man yoshi3909: im sure we could though yoshi3909: u know how wicked cool that be? Hwoarang137: that's true Hwoarang137: that'd be quite cool yoshi3909: im telling u yoshi3909: and we name one rico yoshi3909: and the other one karl yoshi3909: or steve yoshi3909: i like steve alot yoshi3909: but karl is also good Hwoarang137: those are good names yoshi3909: wat u doing yoshi3909: ur distracted yoshi3909: i dont like it yoshi3909: STOP BEING DISTRACTED AND TALK TO THE GIL yoshi3909: well i trust u yoshi3909: ur getting older Hwoarang137: lol yoshi3909: u can handle it yoshi3909: UR JT FOR CHRISTS SAKES! Hwoarang137: :-D yoshi3909: and that too Hwoarang137: gracias yoshi3909: why thank u my gringo friend Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: that's the first time i've been called a gringo Hwoarang137: well... to my face, at least yoshi3909: alright u can have that one yoshi3909: but i will always have casablanca Hwoarang137: ok then Hwoarang137: i'll keep that in mind yoshi3909: anyway, since J.T. didnt get that joke, we shall move along Hwoarang137: no he didnt yoshi3909: u and ur stupid self for not watching the classic movies! yoshi3909: wat u doin? Hwoarang137: um... physic yoshi3909: gay Hwoarang137: tell that to my teacher yoshi3909: whose ur teacher? Hwoarang137: reiss yoshi3909: tell him i said its gay Hwoarang137: i would love to yoshi3909: good yoshi3909: make sure u say yoshi3909: "my college friend gilbert says physics is gay" yoshi3909: yes yoshi3909: that yoshi3909: >:o yoshi3909: i give u the angry face! Hwoarang137: :-P Hwoarang137: i give you the tongue-sticking-out face! yoshi3909: >:o my angry face bites off your tongue yoshi3909: :-[ hes full now Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: :-X my face has no tongue yoshi3909: 8-) cause i kick ass yoshi3909: i mean, my face kicks ass Hwoarang137: :-D yoshi3909: *punches JT's white teeth out* Hwoarang137: :-) yoshi3909: *eats tongue* Hwoarang137: =O yoshi3909: I knight thee Sir Pimpmaster The Second yoshi3909: taken from the GrandMaster PimpDaddy himself yoshi3909: u know what i realized? yoshi3909: im indiana jones and ur my delightful sidekick yoshi3909: it took u by surprise aye? yoshi3909: like the dark magician! yoshi3909: DARK MAGIC ATTACK *bleb bleb bleb* Auto response from yoshi3909: jt and dana=little husband and wife Hwoarang137: u rock my world, gilbert yoshi3909: man damn yoshi3909: mom was like yoshi3909: if u want to go out, go out yoshi3909: and i was like YES! yoshi3909: and then u were the first yoshi3909: and then no yoshi3909: and sad now yoshi3909: and le sigh yoshi3909: =O yoshi3909: ur quicker then catwoman Hwoarang137: good boy Hwoarang137: *pets* yoshi3909: *barks, asks for treat* Hwoarang137: *tosses a treat* yoshi3909: *misses treat, bites hand* Hwoarang137: ouch! yoshi3909: *laughs and wipes blood off mouth, and looks up with puppy dog eyes wanting another treat for the foully missed thrown first one* Hwoarang137: o.0 Hwoarang137: *can't resist the puppy dog eyes and gives another treat* yoshi3909: *takes treat and lays down on floor, massive drool flowing over J.T.'s foot* Hwoarang137: *is glad he wore extra-thick, drool-proof socks* yoshi3909: i mean, its bad to think of it like shes a dog Hwoarang137: that's true... I wouldn't do that anyway Hwoarang137: besides, i don't want to waste the extra-thick, drool-proof socks on here while I'm still dealing with you yoshi3909: Operation Death Delta Wing Squadron Part 2 Annihilation Subtitle Froggy Slippers with a chair Hairy Child, will have to go into affect Hwoarang137: i like the way that sounds yoshi3909: awesome yoshi3909: im gonna need ur brother, three frogs, bout a dozen planks of wood, a shoe, snow blower and a bunch of napkins yoshi3909: it should work... yoshi3909: if i find munchkins at my door yoshi3909: ill email u viruses all the time Hwoarang137: and you'll be castrated by a plastic spoon Hwoarang137: so i'll send you porno you can't do anything with Hwoarang137: since you're castrated and all yoshi3909: OMG !! HERE COMES GILBERT OFF THE TOP ROPE!! THE LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL HAS NO CHANCE!! OMG!! HES IN THE AIR!! THE LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL IS NOT MOVING!! OMG!! OMG!! OMG!! GILBERT HAS JUST SPLIT THE LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL IN HALF!! OMG!! OMG!! WHAT A UPSET!! Hwoarang137: BUT WHAT'S THIS?! THE LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL ISN'T THE REAL LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL, BUT HIS YOUNGER COUNTERPART!! OMG!! THE REAL LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL COMES CHARGING INTO THE RING, CATCHING GILBERT BY SURPRISE AND KNOCKING HIM OFF HIS FEET!! OMG!! GILBERT BASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE PYLON!! OMG!! GILBERT AND THE LITTLE LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL ARE BOTH ON THE GROUND AND NOT MOVING AS THE REAL LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL ROARS IN TRIUMPH!! OMG!! WHAT A SHOCKER!! yoshi3909: OMG!! WHO IS THAT IN THE RAFTERS?! OMG!! THATS GILBERT TAG TEAM PARTNER, THE DEATH DEFYING BABY OF DEATH!! OMG!! HE JUST JUMPED OFF!! OMG!! OMG!! THE DEATH DEFYING BABY OF DEATH HAS JUST DROP KICKED THE LITTLE YELLOW DEVIL THROUGH THE RING!! OMG!! THE DEATH DEFYING BABY OF DEATH IS NOW VICTORIOUS WITH EVERYONE ELSE IS DEAD!! Hwoarang137: *bell rings* Ding ding ding!! Hwoarang137: OMG!! THE REF RUSHES ONTO THE RING AND DECLARES THE BABY OF DEATH THE WINNER!! OMG!! WHAT'S THIS?! THE BABY OF DEATH HAS JUST ATE THE REF!! yoshi3909: wat u doing? Hwoarang137: i'm on the phone yoshi3909: with the wife? Hwoarang137: lmao Hwoarang137: gilbert, you nearly just killed me Hwoarang137: i was taking a sip of soda and nearly choked yoshi3909: rofl yoshi3909: amazing! Hwoarang137: but yes, it's her yoshi3909: omg yoshi3909: and u agreed to her being ur wife! yoshi3909: *snickers* Hwoarang137: *rolls eyes* Hwoarang137: you crackhead... Hwoarang137: lol yoshi3909: i know ^_^ -Where is my post??" -What can I say... I am a pimp. -What can I say... I bring out the best in people. -What can I say... I like to curse people shorter than me -First question: did you get any play? -May the force be with you. -Rob's a muppet for God's sake! -Jeez. You're so... yellow. -*tear* You're growing up so fast... -Don't forget the wifey ;-) More to come when I remember them! Funny Convos "That's riiiight.... J.T., you need to serenade me!" "I can't do that! For one thing, my voice is shot, and either way we'd both get our asses kicked!" "Not if nobody knows about it..." "Wow... somebody hasn't gone through puberty yet..." "Want me to prove otherwise?" Candace: Wait a second.... *Candace licks finger and wipes chocolate off of my face* Candace: There you go. Chocolate... Carlie: Candace... playing the mom. Candace: You know he likes it. Me: Yeah I do... the only thing that could improve it is if you skip the part with the finger. Qubeley35000: SMACK! Hwoarang137: *is smacked* -Auto response from Qubeley35000:- Random Activities Hwoarang137: I'll say... HEYyoustolemySN: dippy-doopy-dip-a-doo. Yippy-yappy, yoop a loo. loopy- yep. that one i am........ Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: i second the motion... HEYyoustolemySN: and i fifteent it, downsizing for corperate restructuring! Hwoarang137: ok, why not? HEYyoustolemySN: i dunno, ask sum1 who is against it. Hwoarang137: good idea HEYyoustolemySN: something about loss of jobs, impending doom...... HEYyoustolemySN: aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- HEYyoustolemySN: BABY! HEYyoustolemySN: Hey- Hwoarang137: what? HEYyoustolemySN: PACHUKO! Hwoarang137: oh, ok HEYyoustolemySN: yes. HEYyoustolemySN: HEY! HEYyoustolemySN: HEY! HEYyoustolemySN: HEY! HEYyoustolemySN: wooa! HEYyoustolemySN: HEY! HEYyoustolemySN: HEY!@ HEYyoustolemySN: HEY! HEYyoustolemySN: *drums* HEYyoustolemySN: *more drums* HEYyoustolemySN: *rest of instruments kick in* HEYyoustolemySN: HEY! HEYyoustolemySN: PACHUKO! HEYyoustolemySN: dude. HEYyoustolemySN: the lostprophets r cool. Hwoarang137: congratulations HEYyoustolemySN: thankee. HEYyoustolemySN: im also house-broken. Hwoarang137: wow, really?? you're goooood! HEYyoustolemySN: i know. HEYyoustolemySN: and i can add too. HEYyoustolemySN: and i say "excuse me" when i interrupt a conversation. Hwoarang137: you are a man of many talents, brad HEYyoustolemySN: and i can pee upsidedown into someone elses mouth. Hwoarang137: never seen that once before HEYyoustolemySN: me either. HEYyoustolemySN: i just know its possible. Hwoarang137: well, good for you HEYyoustolemySN: kinda like sex in space. Hwoarang137: james bond can do that HEYyoustolemySN: huh? Hwoarang137: in one of his movies... the one with the space station and the gigantic laser beam aimed at stragetic military targets... Hwoarang137: you know that one? HEYyoustolemySN: ill show you MY gigantic laser beam in space..... Hwoarang137: um... you really don't have to HEYyoustolemySN: lol. HEYyoustolemySN: mini-me, stop humping the lazer...... Hwoarang137: good call Hwoarang137: well, i gotta go Hwoarang137: talk to you later, Mr. dippy-doopy-dip-a-doo. Yippy-yappy, yoop a loo. loopy HEYyoustolemySN: pff. HEYyoustolemySN: fynnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn HEYyoustolemySN: e. HEYyoustolemySN: ! HEYyoustolemySN: !!! HEYyoustolemySN: ! HEYyoustolemySN: 1 HEYyoustolemySN: !g5kjhg5l Hwoarang137: easy for you to say HEYyoustolemySN: !!!! HEYyoustolemySN: so... HEYyoustolemySN: ha! Hwoarang137: you got me on that one HEYyoustolemySN: i know u! HEYyoustolemySN: it knows me you! HEYyoustolemySN: so definitely. Hwoarang137: alright then Hwoarang137: later HEYyoustolemySN: peace out ma otha brotha Hwoarang137: brotha froma nutha mutha HEYyoustolemySN: chill my trinn phil. -Actual full conversation between me and brad -Some random person IMing me...- FannyDashwood: I hate you so much FannyDashwood: >:o Hwoarang137: you do, huh? FannyDashwood: YES Hwoarang137: why's that? FannyDashwood: because your mean FannyDashwood: and very egotistical! Hwoarang137: oh, hi ashley Munchkin 12487: you suck! Hwoarang137: you swallow Munchkin 12487: :-[ Munchkin 12487: how'd you know? xoxojamestArxoxo: hahahahahahaha xoxojamestArxoxo: i love youuuuuuuu Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: i know you do Hwoarang137: i love me too xoxojamestArxoxo: hahahaha xoxojamestArxoxo: you also love me Hwoarang137: yup xoxojamestArxoxo: but then again most ppl do xoxojamestArxoxo: lol Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: we're so modest, aren't we? xoxojamestArxoxo: oh yes xoxojamestArxoxo: that we are xoxojamestArxoxo: modest is my middle name Hwoarang137: wow, that's so weird! modest is my middle name too! xoxojamestArxoxo: omg! that is weird! IanKitsune: It's in those damn 126th runs IanKitsune: er IanKitsune: 16th Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: i figured IanKitsune: That's a fast run IanKitsune: 126th notes! IanKitsune: AAAAAH! Hwoarang137: lol IanKitsune: *stompastomp* Qubeley35000: i have a stalwart large charm in diablo 2 Qubeley35000: it adds to defense Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: stalwart!!!! Hwoarang137: that's fantastic! Qubeley35000: its seriously called a stalwart large charm Qubeley35000: lol Qubeley35000: i saw that and thought of u Hwoarang137: damn straight you did! Munchkin 12487: what kind of trouble have you been getting into with all your new-found time after school? Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: absolutely none Munchkin 12487: sure sure Munchkin 12487: i know about you and Devin behind the ice cream machine Hwoarang137: lol Munchkin 12487: you can't deny it Hwoarang137: im not Hwoarang137: lol Munchkin 12487: she's told me ALL the details Hwoarang137: oh great... PinkPanther32023: in my world, all the clothes cost nothing PinkPanther32023: it's nice there PinkPanther32023: and just for you... PinkPanther32023: yellow is in style... pale yellow, not jt yellow Hwoarang137: nice! hey, I'll take what I can get borntorun888: Do you have any gay / lesbian friends? Depends on what you consider a friend, and what you consider gay. sKiGgY101: i dont know w/ what but u did Hwoarang137: but it was your fault sKiGgY101: o rite i forgot sKiGgY101: every fucking thing is my fucking fault Hwoarang137: yup Hwoarang137: because you're fucking last fucking chair IanKitsune: I don't know why they don' t just make them gallops like the rest of the freaking notes Hwoarang137: or, you know, just plain jumps IanKitsune: meh IanKitsune: I think more gallops would fit better IanKitsune: I mean, I get perfects when I gallop them IanKitsune: *gallop* Hwoarang137: lol IanKitsune: See? IanKitsune: Perfect!! Hwoarang137: hahaha IanKitsune: Marvelous!!! Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: nice IanKitsune: ^_^ IanKitsune: Great! Hwoarang137: aw... almost IanKitsune: Almost Hwoarang137: miss... Hwoarang137: :-P IanKitsune: Buttsex... IanKitsune: Wait. IanKitsune: What? Hwoarang137: hahaha IanKitsune: ^_^ IanKitsune: I'd be scared if that happened IanKitsune: I'd probably fall off the pad IanKitsune: I'd be all "OMGBUTTSEX" and then die a little Hwoarang137: i'd instantly find my friend jenny and demand that she undo whatever she did to the machine Hwoarang137: lol IanKitsune: ROFL IanKitsune: Already know who to blame? Hwoarang137: uh huh IanKitsune: ^_^ IanKitsune: Good IanKitsune: I think I'm gonna start talking in DDR step ratings now IanKitsune: O.K.! Hwoarang137: omg Hwoarang137: lol IanKitsune: how long do you think i'd last before someone hit me? Hwoarang137: about five seconds if you're talking about me Hwoarang137: 8-) IanKitsune: Boo! Hwoarang137: hahaha IanKitsune: N.G. Hwoarang137: Almost... Hwoarang137: :-P IanKitsune: Great! Hwoarang137: hahaha IanKitsune: Anyway IanKitsune: It's better than GF 4th mix IanKitsune: All you'd ever hear was IanKitsune: Cool! Hwoarang137: lol IanKitsune: Good! IanKitsune: Miss Hwoarang137: good miss... lol IanKitsune: Bark. IanKitsune: And even that is better than Dance Maniax. Hwoarang137: oh yeah it is Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: "oh please make me say cool to you!" IanKitsune: OK! Hwoarang137: freakin brits... lol IanKitsune: NG! IanKitsune: OK! IanKitsune: I love Dance Maniax. It's so easy! Hand Drier Revolution. Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: hand drier revolution... Hwoarang137: that's awesome IanKitsune: That's what it's like!! Impallariaxxx13: Can I be on the checklist? Hwoarang137: depends Hwoarang137: can u give me a good reason to be on there? Impallariaxxx13: um..... Impallariaxxx13: Because J.T. is God and the greatest nicest and coolest guy ever Hwoarang137: Doesn't cut it Impallariaxxx13: awwww.... Hwoarang137: good try tho... I admire your creativity saraluvsmetoo: thanks Hwoarang137: lol np saraluvsmetoo: no! saraluvsmetoo: you're supposed to say, always a pleasure! Hwoarang137: always a pleasure! Hwoarang137: that ok? saraluvsmetoo: i guess Hwoarang137: alrighty then saraluvsmetoo: but next with more umph! Hwoarang137: ok.... hm.. Hwoarang137: *umph* always a pleasure! saraluvsmetoo: jt, always the smart ass Hwoarang137: duh Qubeley35000: katie got back, 12 ppl, through the wall Qubeley35000: lol Hwoarang137: lol Qubeley35000: ill forever remember mikayla saying "isnt it TO the wall?" Hwoarang137: hahaha Qubeley35000: and were both like "no!" (at the same time) Hwoarang137: and we were like "no!" Hwoarang137: lmao Qubeley35000: hahahaha Qubeley35000: yes! Hwoarang137: damn skippy Hwoarang137: and then i was like "well it is... but no!" Qubeley35000: hahaha Qubeley35000: hell ya James: Hey, I'm not that bad... Corey: Yeah, well can YOU pass My Summer Love? I don't think so. James: *hits Corey* Shut up, Corey! Me: Yeah, well can YOU pass MAX 300, shortstuff? I don't think so. Corey *hits me* Shut up! Eric: Yeah, well can ANY OF YOU pass Unlimited? *long silence* Me: Shut up, Eric. Hwoarang137: i'll give you a rain check... so have fun w/o me Strawberryglacee: i dont think thats possible Strawberryglacee: fun w/o JT Hwoarang137: true Hwoarang137: but try anyway Qubeley35000: devins a crazy kid, violent too Qubeley35000: kinda like a milder, shorter, more feminine rob Qubeley35000: LOL Hwoarang137: LMAO Qubeley35000: rob, now in the inconvenient travel size icanseemynose13: hey icanseemynose13: wasabi oh DDR god? Brad: Why call it hooking up? Why not just say "I had crazy anal sex with this guy?" Kate: I like crazy anal sex! Me: You two are so much alike... Corey's kinda smart though... Liam: I'm smart too! I'm the smartest kid in my Skills class! Well, Chris Sorrentino is smartest, so I'm second smartest. Sarah: Yeah, I really wanna see you two in action sometime Qubeley35000: i love my job Qubeley35000: if only this WAS a job FannyDashwood: Dumas... Hwoarang137: i think i win icanseemynose13: you always win...at three in the morning Munchkin 12487: ah, the conversations one has with JT... You Know You Play Too Much DDR When... 1. You hear late-breaking news about a 'catastrophe' and cry out "What?! They made ANOTHER Paranoia?!" 2. You can recite Naoki's aliases to the nearest hundred. 3. You get teased in by that stupid jock in school and mumble to yourself "It's ok... my pad likes me." 4. You argue DDR's potential as an Olympic sport. 5. You scream in horror when you hear the word 'max' used. 6. You hear someone talking about Africa, and you suddenly cry out "Shuvah, heboulibouli shuva pah PAE!" while hopping around in a circle. 7. You know the difference between RevenG and Re-VENGE. 8. You know the difference between TaQ and Taka. 9. You have pictures of the DDR All-Stars Team. 10. You can tell the difference between all of the Paranoias and Maxes. 11. Any of these things have some sort of meaning to you: LOM, PS (or PSM, or PSMO), CSFIL, U1-ASAMI, NMR, 2MB, 9FT, SSR, STM 190. 12. Multiples of ten around the area of 200 scare the living crap out of you. 13. You believe that spending $300 on a dance pad is a GOOD idea. 14. You put the question "How many 9-footers can you pass?" somewhere in between "Hi, my name is (your name here)" and "Nice to meet you too." 15. *sings* You've been searching for a man... all across Japan... 16. You know the words to every single DDR song that actually HAS words. 17. You insist that it's PARANOiA and INSERTiON, not Paranoia and Insertion. 18. You actually read and understand everything on my DDR page. :-P 19. You've taken serious consideration towards buying a modded PS2 for the sole purpose of the being able to get the Japanese DDR home versions. 20. You shook the foundations of your house on January 9th, 2004 (the day Extreme's U.S. release was announced). 21. You'd be willing to move to either Japan (cuz that where Konami is!) or Norway (cuz DDR's officially a sport there!). 22. You think the guy who created Holic Anonymous is a genius. 23. You are highly skilled at doing the Bag Sway while drumming the rhythm on anything within arms reachs. 24. You tap the step rhythm of DDR songs to yourself when you're not dancing. 25. You have heated arguments over the use of mods and/or bar raping. 26. You have actually called someone a "bar rapist" or "bar raper." 27. You have you name on all 17 online petitions to Konami asking for more Bemani stateside, more DDR Arcade Mixes, and the continuation of DDR in general. 28. *still singing* Ay-eh-ay-eh-ay... I'm your little butterfly... 29. You spend at least one hour a week drooling over Aaron and Yasu's AAA pictures. 30. You keep a running, up-to-the-second tally of the songs left to AA/9 footers left to ace/your NNR ranking/number of AAAs attained in at least three places. 31. Instead of "What's your sign?" you ask "What's your NNR rank?" 32. You can proficiently headbang to songs at 300 beats per minute. 33. You have risked the destruction of your $200 PS2 in order to play two more DDR mixes 34. You own and actually play Stepmania. 35. You've downloaded the DDR announcer, a DDR skin, and well into the triple-digits of DDR song for Stepmania. 36. You bought a PS2 -> USB adapter so you can dance to the songs you have on Stepmania. 37. You make Edit Data and Simfiles by the truckload. 38. You have nicknames for half the songs you've ever danced to. 39. After buying your $300 pad, you risk its desctruction just so it can feel "more like the arcade." Chinese Food References You gotta know the joke to get these... so just skip them if you don't. It's one of those things that you won't get me to explain. icanseemynose13: i want chinese food Hwoarang137: lol icanseemynose13: do you have any chinese food at your house jt? Hwoarang137: you bet i do Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: actually, we've got domino's on the way Hwoarang137: so no chinese food here icanseemynose13: oh thats sad Hwoarang137: apart from the special stuff, of course icanseemynose13: lol icanseemynose13: well i think that when that pizza comes you should bring some of that and that special chinese food over here in your dads bimmer Hwoarang137: lol icanseemynose13: im serious icanseemynose13: get your chinese food eatin ass over here! Munchkin 12487: good times... Hwoarang137: lol Hwoarang137: oh yeah Munchkin 12487: you know you wanted more of that Chinese food Hwoarang137: oh yes, oh yes Munchkin 12487: me too Hwoarang137: lol Munchkin 12487: did i just say that outloud? Munchkin 12487: :-[ Hwoarang137: yeah, you did Munchkin 12487: ::note to self- control the Chinese food urges when around JT:: icanseemynose13: and i want fucking chinese food Hwoarang137: you and every other girl in the high school icanseemynose13: how was your pizza? Hwoarang137: ok icanseemynose13: well thats good...lol...too bad you didnt bring any to ME! Hwoarang137: lol icanseemynose13: and some of that "special chinese food" too icanseemynose13: ;-) Crone-isms "Stop talking. Stop talking. PLEASE stop talking. Stop talking. I'm waiting. Stop talking. I'm still waiting. Stop talking. Stop talking. *bangs out incredibly nasty chord on piano* That's better." "Neat pile! Neat pile! ONE neat pile, not one thousand! Neat pile! Neat pile... so much for that." "Hackysackers, would you care to join us?" "And you're in Voice Ensemble?!" "And you're THE Voice Ensemble?!" "Oh, de BIII-ble!" "Come on guys I said no hackysacking today" "Eeeeeeeeevvvv'rybody up!" "Oh, boohiss!" "You guys.... are PATHETIC..." "Sometimes I wonder why I bother with you people..." "Sometimes the focus in this group is despicable." "C'mon guys, louder! Louder!" "It's alright... Papa Crone's here." "Guys, inside! No more hackysacking!" "This is a chorus. The tenors are allowed to sing too!" "Aren't the sopranos supposed to be the high voices? J.T. and Andrew can outsing you guys!" "How come I STILL can't hear the tenors?" "Basses, where are you?!" "Tenors!! This is Aleluia, not Bohemian Rhapsody!" "Altos! The pitch is here! *bangs note a million times*" "TENORS!!!" ...and this we why we love our Crone! My Best Worst Pickup Lines and Other Romance Jokes If you keep getting to girls second, then you should just get to second with more girls! -Katie I'm a boob kinda guy myself. Boobs before the butt, I always say. -Gil Your eyes are as brown as shit and I want to rub it all over my bod. -Julie Wow, you must wash your clothes with Windex, because I can see myself in your pants! -Angrisani Are desperate guys are turn on? If so, I'm right up your alley. If not, go out with me, and I won't be desperate anymore! -Brad I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me? -Ashie Women... can't live with 'em, can't have sex without 'em... -Jesse Love isn't a word... it's a sentence. -Faith If I tell you that you have a beautiful body, will you hold it against me? -Steve Are you from Tennesee? You're the only ten I see. -Devin Are you a fireman? There's a fire in my pants just waiting to be put out. -Gil How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that comes up? -Alex "Silly Brian... tits are for kids..." -Kenny D-UNIT!! The D-Unit, otherwise known as Dana Fortunato and Devin Cassidy (and me and Gilbert too, but the girls run the show), has proven themselves to be a wealth of hilarity over the past few days. As a tribute to them... I mean, us, I have put together this list of comedic wealth for your enjoyment. Don't worry, you ARE going to miss the joke several times. Dana "Shut up... I can break you." "Oh, it's ON now!" "I'm gonna fight you." "You hate me. I know it." "You're ridiculous..." "I'm so tired... I should go to sleep. What? No, I don't want to go to sleep." "I'm grumpy..." "I'm being a bitch right now." "No. Oh no. You did NOT just do/say that to me!" Devin "Size doesn't matter!" "Dana, I love you!" "You shut up!" "Don't make me come over there." *waves finger in J.T./Gilbert's face* "That's right! Girl power!" J.T. "You know what? I can take you. Huh? AAAAAHHHH!!!!" "Hey, I may be retarded, but I'm not stup- oh my god..." "I know... I'm ridiculous." "That's right! I AM amazing..." "DAIKENKAI!!" "Holy shit! She's in THAT mood again..." "Hey, don't make fun of me. I was born this way." *whispers to Gil* "You get left, I get right..." "I'm pouting. See, I'm pouting! All alone..." *looks back* "Hello?? I'm pouting over here!" Gilbert "The men rule everything... that's why they're called wo-MEN." "Flaploomph!" "DDR IS THE DEVIL!" "Do a 10 foot! Do a 10 foot!" "Dude, you just wasted your hyper combo." "C'mon... let's get em!" "Do the dancing cactus one!" *wiggles fingers and points at Dana* "Oh man, he's breaking out the Onny mode. Is that hard?" Dana: Oh my god! *shudders* J.T.: Huh? What? Dana: I FELT it! J.T.: Felt what? Dana: The... *rubs face* J.T.: Alright, what do you wanna see? Gilbert: Do like... the hardest song ever. Yeah, that one! J.T.: Gilbert... there's a difference between "I'm gonna pull out all the stops" and "I'm gonna die" songs. Dana: "Don't you mess with me. J.T.: I can take you! *taps Dana with the pillow* Dana: Oh, you...! J.T.: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *runs and curls up in a ball on couch* Gilbert: Oh, look at this. Dana thinks she's all tough. Bring it on! Dana: Fine. *raises pillow* Gilbert: OH MY GOD! *runs and jumps into J.T.'s lap* Devin: Dana, come here a second *girls start whispering* J.T. & Gilbert: Oh shit! DEFENSE!!! *boys run and hop onto couch, holding up pillows* Gilbert: Saftey in numbers! J.T.: Steel wall of protection! Gilbert: The iron curtain! Dana: They think we're gonna beat them up... *girls nearly die laughing* J.T.: ...better safe... than sorry? Dana: Oh my god! Where's my paper? J.T.: I dunno... I'll help you find it. Dana: Wait... it's in my pocket. J.T.: You still want help finding it? *sticks tongue out at Devin* Dana: Sure! J.T.: WHAAATTT?! *grins wickedly* Devin: Dana, I love you. Dana: Awww... I love you too, Devin *girls hug* J.T. Uh... o.0 *looks at Gilbert* Gilbert! Gilbert: J.T.! *guys hug* Dana: Devin, I love you Devin: I love you too, Dana! *girls hug* J.T.: Alright, what's with the girls always hugging each other? Their better halves are standing right over here!" Inside Jokes -J.T.-1, Nick-0 -Poof! -Barium! -I'm GOING to kill you! -"I know you don't think a white kid thought that up." -Screw the Force... who's got a grenade? -You're gaaaaaaaaaay! -It's all Lauren's fault!! -"I did it!" "With who?!" -"Yo, that is so totally gangsta!" -What? Pizza? Huh? -I was transported, to a faraway land... -Hehe... twelve... -"We be in da ghetto of Chester, yo!" -She bounces! -"Dude, if Andre's Dr. Dre, then J.T.'s fucking Eminem." -"Rob's a muppet for god's sake!" -OH MY GOD *laughs hysterically* -Dot dot dot... -SCRANTON! -"Well, when you're videotaping Mystic..." -Woooooooo-splat! -"Oh, no! There is a fun-gus amon-gus!!" -"The Bouncer!" "Boingy boingy boingy..." -Ikum Bokum! -FIAB! -'Shush!' 'I am shush!' -"Now THERE'S a mother who trusts her son..." -B-U-L-L-SHIT! -Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat... -Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix... -TOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! -You can't see me! -Yay for Jap-Rap! -Screw Jap-Rap... Jap-ROCK, baby! -"So, who are you gonna do now? Um, I meant 'what'" -"Ow!" "What? You didn't hit yourself with a remote control again, did you?" -To the windoooooooow, through the wall! -I'MMA KILL MY MOM, I'MMA KILL MY DAD, AND MY BROTHER AND SISTER TOO! -Silence... -Take it like a man! -The X-Rated Table! -"Losers!" "Winners!" -Rrrrranchooooooo Bernaaaardooooooooooo!!!! -Rrrrranchooooooo Bernaaaardooooooooooo... Inn... -Hooooole in the baaaaag... -"You be dead, boy-ah" -And then... the trumpeters! Doo doo doo... *dances* -"As soon she saw the blood she went BLEUGH!" -Don't do that! It may be rigged! -Uncle Fucking Henry -Oh maaaaaaan you just got raped by a corn on the cob! -What games say, and what they mean -"Going to go get your Dance Dance on, huh J.T.?" -I'm gonna destroy you! -Hey look guys, I can touch the ceiling! -FIAB = FIACTB... -Gentlemen... -The Return of the Spoon -Schpanky! -J.T.-2, Nick-0 -ONE TWO!! -I don't know where all these buttons are! -What men REALLY mean -I AM A PERFECT.... LITTLE... ANGEL!!! -"Nyaaaah... I'm-a-retarded-Nintendo-character-who-doesn't-speak-at-all-nyaaaah!" -It's just mayonaisse. Trust me. -GET OFF!!! -Salad Fingers.... o.O -Imaybetotallywrongbutimma... -"S." "T." "U." "P. Yes!" "I." "D.... damn it." -That reminds me of last Friday... -Hooba-whaaaaat? -"My strength! Is dimishing!" -Faith! Go long! -Everybody is cheering! The crowd loves you!" -No, Mr. Crone, I have no idea why those ceiling tiles are broken... -Anarchy! Woohoo! -"Um..." *long silence* "What a failure!" -Now, I'm going to make you an offuh you cannot refuwse... -J.T.-3, Nick-0 -Screw you guys... I'm going home. -"Um... what the hell did you tell it to do, Charlie?" "It's seeking dark." "...What?!" -What, James? How old are you? TWELVE! -CREAM CORN!!! -The unsinkable S.S. Brad -You hate me, don't you? -Hey look, Candace! Ribs... -Stoooooic! Stoooooic! Stoooooic! -Great flaming monkeys, Batman! -Soooooo... Brad DOES like the cock -Beep beep, holla! -"Welcome to Pimpology 1 and 2. I'm 1. This is 2." -Anon! -"...I'm black." -I'll show you! Uh... -Booooooo.... -The tennis balls are coming! -"Who will be left to conquer it all?" "I WILL!" -Tuck and roll, biotch! -"So... you're a freshman?" -A flower. I'm a flower. I said I'm a flower! Aren't you listening? -AAAAHHH!!!! THE CHAIR!!!! -Cuh-louuuuuuuud! -Give it to me good... -"Dude... wasn't it just blue in here?!" -Soooooooooooo... we'rerunningandwe'rerunningandwe'rerunning... -SIX HUNDRED AND... TWOOO!! -"I have two words for you! Wait... I have THREE words for you!" -They're down Lauren's pants along with the deck of cards. -*throws bottlecap* Bitch, owned! -"Hey! Offstage howls!!" -Dit dit-it dit-dit-dit-dit-dit-dit GOBU GOBU dit dit-dit dit dit GOBU GOBU... -Mrs. Hiiiiintze! Is it my turn yet? -J.T.-4, Nick-0 -"*computer's voice* Recalculating route... U-turn..." "Again?!? -There's always... *sings* a tomorrooooooow! -Fire bullets! Engage! *long silence* What? -What a stalwart young man... -Holy speedbumps, Batman! -I'm gonna wheel you, ok? -Waif! -Dance Motha F-ing Dance, Bitch! -Are you going to hold it against me cuz I'm black? -Oh my god.... you're ridiculous -Genius -YOU BIIIIMBOOOOO!!!! -I wish my mom would just go to hellllllllllo... Mom... -Slutzilla -ROOOOOB THE PENGUIN! (CAN WE SMASH IT?) ROOOOOB THE PENGUIN! (YES WE CAAAAAAN!!!) -"Kevin! I am your brother!" "No shit, sherlock..." -Woot. Double woot, woot. -Tonto! Jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it! -Long and hard, J.T.... long and hard... -Ghetto Chibi Rap! -"Baby got back? Nah... KATIE got back!" -Boo the the freakin to the yaka, bitch! -Are you talking...? -Oh my god... this kid's awesome! -"I got this video... it's called "Small World"..." -For serious? -"Whaaaaat? Fooooor myyyy knittiiiiiing! Oooh..." -"Come on J.T.... HOW many times have I had you in bed now?" -"Yeah, I know... I'm on the bus to hell." "No you're not! You ARE the bus to hell!" -...and Ashley's driving (see previous joke) -J.T.-5, Nick-0 -Chibi Chia! -Gauuuuuuuudeamus!! -Roy! Roy! RoyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyroyROY! -WINNEGYPICKER #1-69-GUIDANCE-CLOUD-PHOOOONE -Lemon Disease -Whiteboy rap! NOOOOOOOOOOO...! -"Easy there, you crazy Asian porn star..." -Dah, dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-DAH... dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-DAH... dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-DAH... -"Problems..." -Ok, it's official... we're all going to hell... -What, on Light? -You want me to call the Production Crew? -I need your help! I have these... these urges...! -J.T.-5, Nick-5 -*jerks head straight up, face twisting* EXCUSE ME?! -Braveheart Spike! -"You hoebag..." -"He's 12... that's ALL he's gonna get!" -"Hey, at least I didn't get molested by a preschooler!" -Nyah-ah-aaaaahhh... -*coughTYPECAST!* -*runs into tree and collapses* "Only you... can prevent forest fires..." "Um... are you ok?" -"He's my freshman!" "No he's not! I saw him first!" -THE DIRTY KID!!! -WhawhaWHAAAAT?! -"We should put that on the list!" -"No, YOU stick a towel up your butt!" -...and J.T. can come too -"What about this guy?" "He's good... he sucks!" -A deke... a deke-deke... a deke-deke-deke-deke... -We are screwing Egyptian rats! What does it look like we're doing?! -*puts hands over mouth* OHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD! -For serious? -Do the dot, dammit! -STRAWBERRIES!!!! -"Bac-CUS! Represent!" -J.T.-1005, Nick-5 -...in an entirely non-sexual way, of course -Francium is the like the fat kid on the playground. Really big, but everyone takes his electrons anyway" -BAHAHA!!! -Teet. Tit. *gasp!!* -Intoxicate me now... -"That fool's been trippin' on acid!" -"Ok, so, imagine your mom on the beach..." -"Awwww, poor baby..." -Mario Power Tennis -8.5 -It's... the Koopa Bank. -"One, two, cha-cha-cha..." -We're on the rooooooooad to no... where... -Freshman, sit! -"Dance, bitch, dance!" -Chill, little fucker! -"We really need to cut down on the Brown Bags, you guys." "Hold on... what the hell is THAT supposed to mean?!" -"And then he walked up and was like 'Hi, my name is Courtney!'" -Don't make me stand up! *stands up* -Deus das kilas tofay!! -Ashita ga aru sa! -Vanity's midget porn -Oh my god.... they match! -"This is Biggie Smalls. I'm Biggie, and this is Smalls" -IM-prov! Represent! -And I was like... SMACK! -"That's it! I'm gonna send the Asian Mafia after you!" -The Magic Triangle -Hewwoo!! How awe yuuu? I am guuuud! How awe yuuu? -Like WTF mates? -"So, ho..." |
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