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| First Quarter 2002 |
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| Greetings from the Evil Empire! This is simply a small hole in the world wide web where you get to slip away from reality and delve into a world that is not quite as shitty. Here you'll find editorials on things that no one seems to give a damn about, as well as the quality news from around the world that you demand. You can also email us, and who knows, we may even read it if we get bored enough. So sit back and enjoy! We own your ass now. |
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| Jewish Coalition Calls For More Banks, TV Stations |
| Holy Shit: Radical Dung-Eating Cult in California |
| Steve the Midget Arrested for Rigging Hockey Game |
| McGee's Crossroads, N.C. -- Second Grader Jenni McLeod married a chocolate and vanilla ice cream today in a service beneath the monkey bars on the playground of McGee's Crossroads Primary School.... (full article) |
| Well, it's official. Michael Eisner, CEO of Disney, is now battling a drug addiction with crack cocaine. He announced this in a press conference held this Monday in New York City wherein he also stated that he now wishes to be called "Dope - E- Z" by both coworkers and the media... (full article) |
| Columbus, OH - - James P. McElroy, a 36-year old software analyst in downtown Columbus, revealed in a conversation with two coworkers yesterday that in his opinion "Full House wasn't a bad show." ... (full article) |
| The first time I met Jesus he was walking along a road between Cana and Sepphoris and as the Good Samaritan that I am I pulled my Chrystler Legionare over to the side or the road and waited for him to catch up to me. I hadn't heard of him at the time but I knew there was something special about the man as he jumped into my passager seat through the window, Dukes of Hazzard style... (full article) |
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| Big BC's got a bone to pick with our Nation's most hungover holiday. Read the whole gripe HERE! |
| Look, there's a reason I haven't returned your last 27 calls to my apartment. I hate to break it to you like this, but I can't believe that you can't see why. I mean, c'mon, you're annoying... (full article) |
| Ladies and gentlemen, lend me a sympathetic ear. Actually, only the fellas should listen to what I have to say because the women are gonna be pretty damn upset with it... (full article) |
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