I am in Southern Illinois. I come from a big family. My hobbies include shoe shopping and sitting by the phone. I love dancing and keeping up with old boyfriends. I talk about them constantly. Of course it is their fault we are ex's. I enjoy an occasional girl's night out. We get a chance to go out and talk about our ex-boyfriends. I love to go to biker bars. All I have to do is show them my breasts for free drinks and then sit down to talk about ex-boyfriends.

Relationships are important to me as I continually evaluate them and schedule what level we need to be at. I love to hold hands, look at the sunset and have money spent on or given to me. My turn offs are ex-boyfriends and guys who won't talk on the phone for a couple of hours. My turn ons are guys who understand a girl needs continual validation and lets me borrow their car a couple of nights a week for a girls night out.

Like all decent people I have been Born Again.  Those helpful people who interrupt you at restaurants and bus stops are just trying to save your eternal soul.  I was finally convinced by the following tracts.....