What is this page about, you ask?  My job at DQ.  According to sales, we're the #1 DQ restaurant, better than all the others like it.  We're number one!  We're number one!

   Never underestimate the stupidity of people.  They will always step up to the challenge and surprise you by being even more stupid than the last time.  We might be number one, but there are some employees who would surprise you.  I like to call these people 'idiots'.  And don't even get me started on the customers.  Random thought: if I work here, and we're number one, then what can I expect from fools in the number two DQ?  How about the idiots at the tenth DQ?  I shudder to think of the hundredth DQ... they must be monkeys.

   It's a scary thought.  

   New updates coming all the time.

   UPDATE: New Names Page ("What we call it, what they call it!...") is here!  More content coming soon!
   UPDATE:  The Employee Party  Page is completely finished.
 

Nick at Nite(outdated) Where I complain about the people I close the store with.  No longer updated.

Idiot of the Week Has been moved!  Click here to read all about it.

Employee Notebook Oft imitated (and even stolen), but now available in internet format!  Write in today!  For us guys who like to write in notebooks but aren't allowed.  Coming soon!

The Truth The truth behind the 'Summer All Star' drive-thru challenge.  Prepare to be shocked.

"Did You Know" Gentle mockery of work posters.  Sorry.  Read our own "DYK's" and add your own.  Thanx to J-Bass for his loyal contributions.

The Charlie Page A joke against Charlie..

Drive-Thru Tips Good ideas to try in drive-thru...

What we call it, what they call it... ...or how distributors like to name their food products with crazy, off the wall names.  Updated!  Part I coming soon!!

The DQ Game A game of link-tag, with a DQ twist.	Why I hate my job... The terrors of working fast food.....
08-02-03 Saturday HUGE Celebration!  We've been in Newark for X years (I'll need to check that number).  What happened?  The Nick complains...	DQ Guys Vote The DQGV. Silly acronym.  Silly vote.  The successful followup to the DQGV (the girl's vote, to your immediate left, over that way).
DQ Girls Vote! (2002) Vote #2.  An old vote where we voted on the hottest girls.  Silly, but it got my site lots of hits.  Delicious.	08-13-03 The Employee Party Employees all go out to a bowling alley.  Employees all bowl.  The Nick is amongst them.  This is his story.

   Speaking of scary thoughts, click here.  You'll get it if you've seen it.