U.N. ARCHIVE
			FROM ISSUE #1, JANUARY 8, 2002 Abort This! ramblings by Doc Latham The Moral Compass a column by Nick Park The New Cleveland Indians an experiment by Ravi Shankar The Real Truth Behind the Levy an analysis by Pete Exit The Man's Lady an advice column Shocking! An Interview with the Love Child of WWF's Kamala and Psychic Miss Cleo by Jake Jarmell The Dirty Old Man a comic drawn by Chikan
		Here is each article, in its entirety from the first edition of The Underground Nincompoop. Enjoy! Copyright 2002. All rights reserved.