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BreakyantheMafia: Hiya! CloudRider17: yo yo yo oy BreakyantheMafia: you are no match for my kung-fu powers! HIYA! Quote #552 BreakyantheMafia: Guess what time it is? CloudRider17: TIME TO BITCH1? BreakyantheMafia: NO...WAIT YES BUT BESIDES THAT IT'S MILLER TIME! Quote #553 CloudRider17: EVERYONE HATES ME! CloudRider17: Yay! BreakyantheMafia: WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? CloudRider17: Because they do! CloudRider17: They do they do they do! BreakyantheMafia: *claps hands together giddily.* Is this a good thing? CloudRider17: I'm not quite sure BreakyantheMafia: Who told you this? CloudRider17: Umm CloudRider17: Jesus CloudRider17: I'm sure it was him BreakyantheMafia: But my brother hasn't talked to you in years Quote #554 Auto response from CloudRider17: You must die! I commandeth ye! I'm kidding. Go kill people you don't like. LTLfrog: *sharpens knife* i don't like people who are away Quote #555 Wealldaho8: Yo yo yo oy PunkyMonkeyGCFan: wow PunkyMonkeyGCFan: that was PunkyMonkeyGCFan: special Wealldaho8: Yes, it was. Wealldaho8: you got a special greeting Wealldaho8: Don't you just feel all warm and fuzzy inside? Quote #556 Auto response from Wealldaho8: It's like potato chips and masturbation! Denodgeinator: Oh, well that was a dead give away Denodgeinator: Only Vinx would masturbate with greasy fingers Quote #557 Wealldaho8: It was so horrible in that large chat and you weren't there.... Wealldaho8: I entered, said "Weee" Wealldaho8: and no one ever said "d" constollybm: *sob* constollybm: what a terrible place Quote #558 Wealldaho8: Tell Meiko you have to go Wealldaho8: He'll ask why Wealldaho8: or not Wealldaho8: and just say "I'm going to have sex with my boyfriend while the lord is watching." even though you aren't. Quote #559 constollybm: HE'S FRUITY IN THE ANAL AREA Quote #560 constollybm: he's gonna fiddle with his prepubescent chicken Quote #561 constollybm: *sigh* Wealldaho8: What? constollybm: Dunno. Wealldaho8: lol Wealldaho8: just like sighing? Quote #562 constollybm: ONG. constollybm: Oh nose goodies! Quote #563 constollybm (8:37:37 PM): I've gotta go, please excuse me while I go have mad sex while the Lord is watching. HirtzisNurtz (8:38:01 PM): what? constollybm (8:38:40 PM): You heard me. HirtzisNurtz (8:38:48 PM): lol HirtzisNurtz (8:38:53 PM): with who? constollybm (8:39:26 PM): You know, with my boyfriend who has a large penis. HirtzisNurtz (8:39:36 PM): lol constollybm (8:39:39 PM): He has two, in case one breaks. Quote #564 constollybm: SICKENED@ Wealldaho8: *eats the @ sign* constollybm: *Slap.* Wealldaho8: You FORGOT to! constollybm: I forgot what. Wealldaho8: To eat the @ sign constollybm: Oh yes. constollybm: *Sticks hand in Vinx's mouth* Wealldaho8: Hey! BillyHadACupcake: *sticks soemthing else in vinx's mouth* Wealldaho8: I knew that was going to happen. constollybm: *slaps husband* Wealldaho8: lol constollybm: I thought you loved me! BillyHadACupcake: Fine *sticks it in her mouth* Quote #565 Wealldaho8: Fabio fabio, let down your long hair! Quote #566 constollybm: Take a naked one... BillyHadACupcake: ok Wealldaho8: He probably will.... constollybm: But give that one only to me Wealldaho8: She'll end up sending it to me anyway. constollybm: lol of course. constollybm: I can imagine the IM already: constollybm: Hey, Vinx. Check out Dirk's package. constollybm: Noo...his chicken. Quote #567 constollybm: loooooooo, bitch. BillyHadACupcake: loooo constollybm: loooooooooo constollybm: looooooooo Wealldaho8: looooooooooooooooo BillyHadACupcake: looooooooooo constollybm: loooooooooooooo Wealldaho8: looooooo Quote #568 PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Dirk said he was gonna hunt me down with my picture.... BUT THEN I THREAENED TO UNLEASH HIS SECRET PunkyMonkeyGCFan: muwhahahahha PunkyMonkeyGCFan: *is still fighting with TOrie* Wealldaho8: He's gay, isn't he? constollybm: Is he a transfestite? BillyHadACupcake: Punka, it'll only stay that way for a week or two Wealldaho8: ..... constollybm: He has a rash. constollybm: Or... Wealldaho8: HIs penis is deformed or bloated or he has a dildo stuck up his butt. constollybm: Ooh, so many possibilities. constollybm: lol constollybm: Yeah, that's it. constollybm: No...a flashlight. constollybm: He couldn't find a dildo. BillyHadACupcake: ... constollybm: So he had to compromise. BillyHadACupcake: is a CARROT FYI Wealldaho8: haha Wealldaho8: Well, we were close! constollybm: Hey, Bugs Bunny uses it for special purposes constollybm: Why do you think he's so happy all the time? BillyHadACupcake: where do you think I got the idea from constollybm: And always has his carrot? constollybm: What's up doc? constollybm: THIS CARROT IN MY ASS. Quote #569 PunkyMonkeyGCFan: Why is santa always so happy.... constollybm: Rudolph is his bitch. Wealldaho8: He has little elves so they can suck his dick Wealldaho8: They're just tall enough to reach it constollybm: It dangles.. PunkyMonkeyGCFan: He has all the hoe hoe hoes and he knows where all the naughty girls live Quote #570 constollybm: Sin school. constollybm: I wanna go there. Quote #571 PunkyMonkeyGCFan: he's probably already in butloads of trouble constollybm: Butloads.. Quote #572 constollybm: Comfort me, husband. BillyHadACupcake: *comforts* Wealldaho8: I hope comforts isn't a code word for "sexes up" constollybm: I hope it is. Quote #573 Wealldaho8: I'll just go play quidditch Wealldaho8: with some balls Wealldaho8: and some brooms Quote #574 constollybm: yeah, he doesn't care. constollybm: So far I'm the sexiest wife. The Sw, biatch. |
| Quote #575
kidvisciousmade: Gasper the crackhead kidvisciousmade: was a jolly happy soul kidvisciousmade: he had some pipes and little bit of pot kidvisciousmade: but that's okay for him. kidvisciousmade: *bows* Quote #576 Wealldaho8: Oh, cons, I'm going to tell nuttimer that you're going to have sexual intercourse!~ Wealldaho8: he's going to be like 'OMG, CONS, YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN PREGNANT!" Wealldaho8: *gaspshockedgasphypervenilate* Quote #577 Wealldaho8: So, what is Dirk? A squirrel? constollybm: HUSBAND! constollybm: What species are you? Quote #578 Wealldaho8: Ferrets are the coolest. Wealldaho8: no doubt about it. kidvisciousmade: Dude Wealldaho8: wat? kidvisciousmade: hip hop cows are the coolesr kidvisciousmade: duh. Wealldaho8: Vicious ferrets who eat prarie dogs are cooler! Quote #579 Wealldaho8: Don't worry, you're not the only one that probably will end up not being on my awesome site BillyHadACupcake: I will one day Wealldaho8: Mebe.. BillyHadACupcake: I will! BillyHadACupcake: I hope BillyHadACupcake: *cries* Wealldaho8: *hug* Wealldaho8: Ye PANSY! Quote #580 BillyHadACupcake: Ha, my hair is longer than Snow's BillyHadACupcake: I just felt I should share that with everyone Quote #581 BillyHadACupcake: Her name is Katie constollybm: Or "The hooker by the corner store" CloudRider17: The Homeless Hooker CloudRider17: Dur hurr CloudRider17: Who else would he marry? CloudRider17: Oh wait. CloudRider17: :-D constollybm: Haha Quote #582 BillyHadACupcake: Now, I have 4 wives, 1 husband, 1 girlfriend Denodgeinator: You mormon... BillyHadACupcake: not mormon BillyHadACupcake: I'm my own ...cult Quote #583 constollybm: o.O My grandfather had 11 wives. Quote #584 CloudRider17: The Lurker, who is your husband? BillyHadACupcake: Jacob, another one of Punka's friends constollybm: you pimpmonkey CloudRider17: *shakes head* constollybm: get on wit yo bad self Quote #585 CloudRider17: He must have a large chicken for so many people to like him. constollybm: or a small chicken. don't forget pity. Quote #586 CloudRider17: I'm lost and confused. constollybm: You're confused and lost. CloudRider17: No no no CloudRider17: I'm lost and confused. CloudRider17: Not confused and lost. constollybm: It's the same thing. CloudRider17: NO IT'S NOT! Quote #587 constollybm: He rocks my hospital gown. <3 constollybm: I don't have socks on constollybm: I have these retarded slippers though Quote #588 CloudRider17: Do something productive! CloudRider17: but nothing reproductive. Quote #589 constollybm: No one finished the weed. constollybm: So I called you fools. CloudRider17: bitch constollybm: fool. CloudRider17: bitch constollybm: FOOL. CloudRider17: BITCH! constollybm: FOOL FOOL TOO UGLY FOR SCHOOL! CloudRider17: BITCH WITH THREE BOOBS AND NO BRAIN! constollybm: FOOL WHO USES HER FINGER AS A TOOL! Quote #590 Denodgeinator: I should've thrown an "lol" in there Denodgeinator: and then I would be in a funny convo.... CloudRider17: No CloudRider17: I take out the useless lol's Denodgeinator: damn Quote #591 constollybm: *Hits Dirk with a heavy stick* constollybm: *Then gives the stick back to Nutty, apologising.* Denodgeinator: *roasts marshmallow on it* constollybm: You're roasing your chicken.. constollybm: FOOL! CloudRider17: You just complimented Nutty! CloudRider17: "Heavy stick" Denodgeinator: oh CloudRider17: *sigh* constollybm: Damn! CloudRider17: It's more like a twig, even we know that. Quote #592 CloudRider17: She bites kitties. CloudRider17: wow. CloudRider17: that sounded wrong. Quote #593 constollybm: BUSTERBOO IS A FOO WITH A SMALL SHOE constollybm: AND I DON'T HAVE A CLUE constollybm: SCHMOO! Quote #594 constollybm: Don't you use that cybertone with me. Quote #595 constollybm: LYK LMAOOZZZ@!@!11 CloudRider17: Laughing my ass off off zoom zoom zoom? constollybm: ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM CloudRider17: MAZDA! CloudRider17: *Whispers* Zoom zoom CloudRider17: That little boy is scarey constollybm: His sex appeal is frightening. Quote #596 Denodgeinator: Poor Dunshee Denodgeinator: He's being verbally abused CloudRider17: He doesn't care. CloudRider17: As long as we don't physically abuse his penis, he's okay with it. BillyHadACupcake: *lurk*vinx got it right*lurk* Quote #597 constollybm: When you fiddle with your chicken, you're in a whole different world constollybm: With sunshine, and daisies, and little bunnies that go hoppity skip CloudRider17: Bunnies and chickens. constollybm: ... constollybm: ew CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: I hope no guy gets that kind of look in his mind when he masturbates. CloudRider17: that just means he's gay. Quote #598 constollybm: Aww, a little gay guy. I wanna tickle it, constollybm: Hehe, watch him giggle. BillyHadACupcake: don't tickle me Quote #599 CloudRider17: Dude, when I was at tremont... about five 8th grade guys were talking to some 6th grade girls. One of them was like "Okay, so when a guy and a girl like each other, all making out in the theatre and stuff, they decide to do something special.. You do know what a vagina is?" constollybm: 'Isn't that a state?" Quote #600 constollybm: Okay, TMI CloudRider17: TMI? constollybm: Too much information CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: m'gee. constollybm: Damn Vinx know your damn acronyms. constollybm: FOOL! CloudRider17: I know my damn acronyms you RSN! |