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BillyHadACupcake: Yah so AAOFN the AOFHOGH up you GOSUE Quote #602 BillyHadACupcake: I'm big and fat, yes constollybm: Aw, plump little Dirk constollybm: How do you reach your chicken constollybm: It must be suffocated by all the flab CloudRider17: *shakes head* BillyHadACupcake: i meant my chicken BillyHadACupcake: i feed him mollasses and crack corn BillyHadACupcake: but he produces his own food BillyHadACupcake: mayonnaise Quote #603 Denodgeinator has left the room. BillyHadACupcake: I love you nutty! CloudRider17: He left. CloudRider17: too late to reveal your true feelings, dirk. BillyHadACupcake: i was too late *sad* Quote #604 CloudRider17: But dude... never read teen magazines constollybm: Why constollybm: *Hides Seventeen behind back* BillyHadACupcake: Hey! You stole my copy of seventeen! Quote #605 CloudRider17: and it said how to give the best blowjob BillyHadACupcake: I wanna know how CloudRider17: eww BillyHadACupcake: it might be useful constollybm: Don't count on giving Nutty one. You might swallow it. Quote #606 constollybm: Wow, who measures their penis. constollybm: I DO! constollybm: Wait..*looks down* constollybm: OH MY DEAR LORD constollybm: WHERE IS MY MANHOOD Quote #607 CloudRider17: At least girls have a reason to measure their boobs. CloudRider17: And the condom sizes are all bullshit CloudRider17: the small ones can fit up your arm to your elbow. BillyHadACupcake: I want a condom with Leonardo Di Caprio on it Quote #608 BillyHadACupcake: lol, my g/f literally shoved a pen up someone's ass CloudRider17: you have a strange girlfriend. constollybm: yes. BillyHadACupcake: she is vicious constollybm: no, she's gently constollybm: and loving CloudRider17: How would you know, cons? constollybm: i love you. please be still while i proceed to stick this pen up your ass. constollybm: no, no, love. those are tears of joy CloudRider17: Cons, do you know this from experience? CloudRider17: I'd hope not. constollybm: uh...*shifty eyes* of course not, fool. CloudRider17: Hehe constollybm: that's brown play doh on most of my pens constollybm: i tried to make um...weiner dogs! constollybm: with ketchup...yeah...ketchup.. Quote #609 CloudRider17: I betcha Dirk is jerking off. constollybm: No, he's dirking off. Quote #610 constollybm: Lurky Dirky. constollybm: He loves to smirky constollybm: his walk is quite quirky Quote #611 CloudRider17: I'm afraid that lurk is code for masturbation. BillyHadACupcake: Finally someone got it! Quote #612 BillyHadACupcake: sex is like a gun BillyHadACupcake: you aim, you shoot, you run Quote #613 BillyHadACupcake: all the pervyness stopped once Vinx left BillyHadACupcake: its like trying to have sex with only one person Quote #614 BillyHadACupcake: anyone wanna lurk with me? constollybm: Uhh constollybm: No thanks. constollybm: *backs away* Quote #615 constollybm: i think you earn a gold star BillyHadACupcake: yay! BillyHadACupcake: *eats it* Quote #616 CloudRider17: MAYO! constollybm: Lmao I love how Vinx pops up like that. Quote #617 BillyHadACupcake: yeah, get it straight CloudRider17: Nuttimer can't get straight. Quote #618 BillyHadACupcake: Nutty is like an arcade game: he has a joystic and a slot for quarters constollybm: *Inserts quarter* CloudRider17: CONS! Quote #619 CloudRider17: Mole station constollybm: Where the hottest mole weed, or meed, is stored. Quote #620 constollybm: No! MURDERER! constollybm: HYANG HIM! BillyHadACupcake: hyang? BillyHadACupcake: everyone! Hyang nutty! CloudRider17: You know CloudRider17: That Chinese dude. CloudRider17: Hyang Him. Quote #621 BillyHadACupcake: i think my chicken is tired out...he's snoring CloudRider17: does his nose run in the night? BillyHadACupcake: i always have to get up to blow it for him Quote #622 constollybm: *Places a cloth condom on Dirk's chicken* For warmth. BillyHadACupcake: thanks Vinx BillyHadACupcake: but he is constantly warm anyway BillyHadACupcake: I keep him worn out CloudRider17: ........ CloudRider17: Did you just call Cons Vinx? BillyHadACupcake: yes I did constollybm: ...... constollybm: You... CloudRider17: lol constollybm: You..... BillyHadACupcake: you know who I mean Quote #623 constollybm: You fool... constollybm: You drooling fool.. constollybm: You drooling fool who masterbates in school constollybm: You drooling fool who masterbates in school and thinks it's cool CloudRider17: You drooling fool who masterbates in school and thinks it's cool and does it in a pool. CloudRider17: You drooling fool who masterbates in school and thinks it's cool and does it in a pool with a tiny tool. constollybm: You drooling fool who masterbates in school and thinks it's cool and does it in a pool with a tiny tool with Gabool Quote #624 constollybm: I'm a bitch and it makes my heart twitch. Quote #625 constollybm: I'm a whore and I don't know anymore Quote #626 CloudRider17: how bes you? Herriaz: busy CloudRider17: Whatcha busy with? CloudRider17: or who are you busy with, for that matter. Quote #627 Denodgeinator: Vinx was the closet constollybm: And you were the clothes. constollybm: Get mah drift...? Quote #628 CloudRider17: I'm a closet? constollybm: Yes, vinx. CloudRider17: I'm not THAT big. constollybm: That would explain how you can fit so many things inside you CloudRider17: like penises? constollybm: And shoes, coats constollybm: Hangers constollybm: Ouch, that must hurt |
| Quote #629
BillyHadACupcake: meheheheheeee CloudRider17: heheheh BillyHadACupcake: hahahahaha CloudRider17: BWHAHAHAHA! BillyHadACupcake: hohohohohoho BillyHadACupcake: hoehoehoehoe CloudRider17: bitchbitchbitch! BillyHadACupcake: Idaho...U da bitch CloudRider17: Mebe... CloudRider17: Idaho or Udaho? BillyHadACupcake: ...i dunno BillyHadACupcake: maybe medaho CloudRider17: Mebe that.. BillyHadACupcake: or hedaho BillyHadACupcake: or shedaho CloudRider17: shedaho? CloudRider17: theydaho CloudRider17: consdaho BillyHadACupcake: lol BillyHadACupcake: lurkdaho CloudRider17: Vinxdaho CloudRider17: nutdaho CloudRider17: Wealldaho CloudRider17: I likes that. BillyHadACupcake: yay!...daho CloudRider17: Idaho is now renamed Wealldaho BillyHadACupcake: okie doke Quote #630 Wealldaho8: Yo! constollybm: Wassup HOEmie. Quote #631 constollybm: Omb. constollybm: Oh my banana Quote #632 CloudRider17: HUBBY! Herriaz: WIFEY! CloudRider17: WHAT'S UPPY!? Herriaz: guppies CloudRider17: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? Herriaz: well if you use a cannon... Quote #633 Cutestuff79: just bored as crap again...ur not very entertaining CloudRider17: It's not my job to entertain you... want me to send over a monkey? Quote #634 llamas in brazil: OMG CloudRider17: what? llamas in brazil: nothing, i wanted to get your attention, and it worked Quote #635 CloudRider17: ...fuck you Denodgeinator: alright Quote #636 CloudRider17: I mean, there was a pink one with a heart little charm in the back... constollybm: Le fromage constollybm: Oh I have a pair like those! constollybm: Um I mean constollybm: *Innocence* Quote #637 CloudRider17: 'ello cyp! BreakyantheMafia: 'ello vinx! BreakyantheMafia: What's shakin'? CloudRider17: not much bacon! BreakyantheMafia: that's good sausage! CloudRider17: Hells yeah BreakyantheMafia: *Sausage dance* CloudRider17: *joins in* Quote #638 CloudRider17: Hi. Kit7892: hi there Kit7892: back so soon CloudRider17: I was gone for almost three hours! Quote #639 Cadenzie: Why the crap were you trying to poke a hole in your fingernail? CloudRider17: I was bored. Cadenzie: . . . loser Quote #640 Cadenzie: ?uoy seb woH CloudRider17: .yako m'I Cadenzie: ?llitS CloudRider17: .sey Cadenzie: ?dab si taht sI CloudRider17: ..hhhu CloudRider17: onnud I Quote #641 Auto response from constollybm: YOU KNOW WHAT?! GO FORK YOURSELF! CloudRider17: ...that would hurt. Quote #642 BillyHadACupcake: 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 kateela, floor Quote #643 CloudRider17: I have the conciented fat-ass cat with me... who is drooling on my hands as I type. CloudRider17: he says "meer" BillyHadACupcake: tell him I say Meer back CloudRider17: now he says "mmm*petme*mmm" BillyHadACupcake: *pets* BillyHadACupcake: ok, now you pet me! CloudRider17: Me or the conceited fat-ass cat? BillyHadACupcake: ... BillyHadACupcake: either/or CloudRider17: *sits on your lap and pets your head* CloudRider17: ^_^ BillyHadACupcake: lol CloudRider17: now you pet me. BillyHadACupcake: ok *pets* CloudRider17: *purrs* CloudRider17: lol BillyHadACupcake: *keeps petting* CloudRider17: *snuggles* Quote #644 Kit7892: what got yer boxers in a bunch? CloudRider17: ...boxers? CloudRider17: lol CloudRider17: whose boxers would I be wearing, anyway? Kit7892: ... Quote #645 forceflow5125: hmm...went to a youth conference called Blaze... was pretty fun... got to see someone get high on Midol... Quote #646 BreakyantheMafia: Lost... BreakyantheMafia: the show with the big albino polar bear right? CloudRider17: YEAH! CloudRider17: wait. CloudRider17: I thought all polar bears are white BreakyantheMafia: ... BreakyantheMafia: ...only the special ones CloudRider17: lol BreakyantheMafia: ...wow CloudRider17: if a polar bear is albino, isn't it brown? BreakyantheMafia: I don't think I've ever said something that stupid.... BreakyantheMafia: no BreakyantheMafia: If a polar bear isn't albino it's either purple, red, or orange BreakyantheMafia: in some special cases, lime green CloudRider17: oooohhh Quote #347 CloudRider17: bounce with me BillyHadACupcake: *bounce* CloudRider17: *pop* BillyHadACupcake: *snap crackle* CloudRider17: *marries more people* BillyHadACupcake: *marries more as well* CloudRider17: *consumates* BillyHadACupcake: *puts novocaine on your condoms* CloudRider17: ... CloudRider17: *killing spree* CloudRider17: ...lol, that so wasn't me. BillyHadACupcake: you killed people! *arrests* Quote #348 Denodgeinator: /)_*(\ constollybm: wtf? Denodgeinator: lmao, guess what it is! constollybm: Ummm constollybm: Vinx, hungover? CloudRider17: a one-eyed man with his head up his ass constollybm: A tapdancing terrorist! Denodgeinator: *cracking up* Denodgeinator: It was supposed to be the guy covering his eyes Quote #349 Asylum3scapee: Your away messages are weird. Auto response from CloudRider17: They are too the lyrics. They obviously changed them in the damn movie! CURSE YOU MOVIE, DAMMIT! Asylum3scapee: And violent... Quote #350 Auto response from CloudRider17: DOOOO DEEEEE DOOOO DAAAA! i need some crazy time alone. M'kay then? constollybm: *backs away.* ok |