Walk out. 25 March 2003
It was yesterday revealled that the KFC store of North Perth will be closing down. Why? The ex Beechboro manager Phil (the Man that won the 92.9 live like a woman competition last year) who now works at the North Perth store was on a shift. A confidentual sorce reported that every single worker walked out on his shift. It is not yet confirmed why the workers were upsetted enough to walk out. Speaking as an experienced Phill associate it was probably cause of his bastard ways (as stated on the HISTORY page). There is no doubt that walking out on his shift was a thought that also ran through peoples heads when he was managing at Beechboro. He's also been known to make people cry, thats how nasty this large abomination can be. With out any feeling and heart this man can tare you down. All his yelling and angre has final led all the way to a store being closed down, it had to end somewhere.
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Yesterday a secret mission was carried out. New White Socks reporter Dom and one of the founders carried out project 'Eye for an Eye' (for more info on that go to NEXT PROJECT). They ventured to the suburb of Balajurra ,were Dykes is situated, in treturous conditions with rain and thunder fully equiped with video survailance equipment.. They were hoping to find inside information about the next generation trainee worker, hoping to get that snap for the inside scoop.Unfortunatly there were no successful Dykes sightings. But interesting facts were spoken of. An inside sorce spoke of were Dykes likes to hang out in his spare time. He has a nack for parks. And as they later dicovered he has alot of them to chose from. As they searched all his hot spots they had alot of possible Dykes sighting, all ended up fauls alarms. "He comes here alot and plays soccer, he's quite a sporty person" a close sorce to Dykes revieled. Later through the evening there was said to be spys working for Dykes circling the White Socks reporters.. Did he have a army of his own? Was this why they couldn't find him? Was he in hiding, being heavily protected by his hench men? Theres no other explaination. Surely he wouldn't be out on a rainy day, i mean he's only a mear child. Was he onto us? Today out of the blue he arrived at KFC, did he know? Was information leaked?
PICTURES MAY BE RELIECED ON THE SITE SOON.
For a long time now there have been a swarm of new comers to the KFC team. But why so many now? Why this new increase in numbers? Surely this means less money for the staff? Kfc cannot afford it! Or was it to build a yet bigger and more loving family? Or was it just a case of move em in ship em out?
Fanchini has revealed in a private interview with roving reporter Anne that the managers are planning on slowly dropping off old workers and bringing in new faces. Does that mean everyone, could this mean a completely whole new breed of robotic workers specially trained by Ranger Malu? Are the managers going to do it themselves or are they going to get the new trainiees to help them. Forget about war on Iraq, this is something scary. What future lies in store for those who rely on KFC as their only way of living? The poverty, the heart break, a generation of KFC ers lost forever...to be replaced - by Malus squadron!