It is official. The deed is done. Anne has handed in her he letter or resignation and now she can only count down her 3 last shift in the stinking, sweltering compounds of shit hole beechboro. Of corse Anne plans to call in sick on her last shift, quite the scandal. Which is more than i can say for her poor use of words on her letter of resignation. Sumthin like "Dear Vianney I am resigning etc. thank you. Anne." well i'll give ya 2 points for directness. But here are a few examples we prepared earlier.
The 1st a VERY direct and to the point one, also footnoted. The 2nd was the more angry aproach (written by Strez) and the 3rd a more subtle and some what 'Sweet' approach (written by Anne). So which one do u prefer?
(copy them to yer computer so you can enlarge them)
It seems like only yesterday that i left the caged compound of KFC Beechboro. Well actually i had completely 4gotten about the place. Sure wen i went in to say hello to sum of the losers that still worked there i felt sum bit of animosity but sumwat felt like just walkin to the bak and muckin around, but still not a day goes past where i thank god 4 gettin me out of that shit hole.
Since i have left the hell hole Malu has left to go work in the North Perth store, where half the staff quite because of her. Suzanne returned but this time as a manager! Altho the feedback has come off as more positive than negative, prolly coz now she really has an excuse to do no work. And of course Travis and long time girlfriend and Ex Kfc worker Sarah had a baby girl named Talia.
The story goes tho, i was drivin to Beechboro with a friend to get a 15 piece bucket of fried chicken to vegg out with and hopfully scabb a discount. But wen we pulled up i was shot into a state of anger and shock. I was once nearly fired 4 parking at the front of the store and infact it was wat fueled my departure, and now right infront of my eye was Vianey's car parked RIGHT AT THE FRONT on a night shift.I was parked in the same place, and yes i know it's ok to park there at nite, hell i found that out myself, but still i wasnt allowed to park there. You could imagine how FURIOUS i was. so much so that i went home (ate my 15 piece pack) and returned to the scene of the crime with my digital camera. No way was this bastard gonna get away with this. Now all there is left to do is send them into head office.
It seems Whitesocks well officially be over as the long awaited departure of our own Anne G happens in the coming weeks. "I'm just sooooo excited, can u imagine i'll finally be out of there and never have to go back there again!" sed a overly excited Anne. Of course those of whom have had the thrill of leaving Beechboro will know it is a huge weigh off yer sholders. Anne is taking a short holiday to get her holiday pay and is yet to hand in her letter of resignation. We are hoping for sumthin juicey. - STREZ
