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"We have reached Enlightenment in our Age; only Darkness can follow, as when one sneezes on the candle on the way to the loo after midnight" -- Gomer the Greek
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The Dark Ages: King Arthur & Others

Some people say King Arthur never existed. Grobius Shortling disagrees and has set up a web site on the subject. view

For more about the Tribes of Dark Age Europe, there is a new web page, Saxons and Siegfried, which takes the 'other side'. The original meatheads. view

Castles, Stone Circles, and Other Ancient Places

The British Castle web site. This is actually a serious attempt to be informative about this fascinating subject (as well as other ancient buildings and places). view

Marshmount Castle, Guichardo's Folly, and Upchuck Lodge. All you need to know about this famous, if fictional, castle and its fate through the ages. view

Some ~ NOTES ~ on the Geography, Peoples, & HISTORY (Natural and Humane) of the Strange & Wonderful ISLAND of FARNISH, compiled by Porpentinus Cripplewort. An island in the Irish Sea. view

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The preceding entries are our published research theses. You are welcome to join or contribute to a department. We no longer accept full-time boarding students, however, as the insurance costs were too high. All you need to do now to obtain a diploma or citation from the G&F Academy of Arts and Imbecility is to contribute something to this Web Site. What you get for this is totally and arbitrarily up to the Academicians, who are a fickle bunch. If you don't know how to e-mail us, why don't you click on the Inquiries hot spot at the top of the page, dummy?