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THE ACADEMY OF ARTS & IMBECILITY
1998 SEASON
The School of Drama Presents...
Jeffrey Dahmer: The Musical
by Andrew Lloyd Fibber-McGee
"A feast for the jaded appetite..." (John Simon)
The Scarlet Pimple
by Runcible Spoonbread
A hilarious farce about VD in the Age of Napoleon
Poisson in Jest
a long-lost comedy by Molière
Who put arsenic in the miser's fish?
Spanish Fly -- El Buzzo
by one of our Students (who shall remain nameless)
The adventures of a blue-bottle fly in the dungeons of the Spanish Inquisition
"Pretty gross, to put it mildly" (Professor Schützweil)
The Tyrants of Torquay
by the G&F Improv Company
Pretty poor Gilbert & Sullivan parody, with shades of Fawlty Towers, but it has its moments and we like to encourage the freshmen
Special Labor Day Weekend Marathon
Grobius Shortling Reads the Encyclopedia Britannica (letter "G") and Recites Beowulf in Alternating Acts
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The preceding entries are our published research theses. You are welcome to join or contribute to a department. We no longer accept full-time boarding students, however, as the insurance costs were too high. All you need to do now to obtain a diploma or citation from the G&F Academy of Arts and Imbecility is to contribute something to this Web Site. What you get for this is totally and arbitrarily up to the Academicians, who are a fickle bunch. If you don't know how to e-mail us, why don't you click on the Inquiries hot spot at the top of the page, dummy?