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 Ah, religion! Like a brisk north wind on a bleak promenade in Scarborough. Reddens the cheeks and sets the heart pumping. Nothing has caused more trouble in human events than this silly idea of trying to define God and categorize what he/she/it (them) expects of a person.

Religion Sucks! Why Grobius is an Atheist
Atheism as a Belief

An attempt to define God (and other politically incorrect thoughts)
Platypus God

Here beginneth the First Lesson
Wounds without Cause

An Easter Message (if the Pope can do one so can we)
How to Construct a Proper Cross

A metaphysical explanation of the Universe
Shortling Isomerism

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