YES! "THE WORLD OF SOOSE" IS NOW A GEOCITIES FEATURED SITE!
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OH! Hi, everyone! Sorry! I didn't see you! I've been SO pre-occupied with waiting for my special guest for this month's column, that I didn't realize you were here! And here you caught me pacing back and forth, too. (sigh!)
I sent a Geocities representative and his assistants to escort my guest here--a kind of "royal" escort, if you like. But, that was over 4 hours ago! It shouldn't have taken them THAT long! I wonder what's happened to them?
Well, while we're waiting for my special guest, let me tell you a little something about her. She and her husband have one of the most popular and useful sites for WEBTVians to go to for information on almost anything related to WEBTV. In fact, I guess the whole family is in on the creating and maintaining of this site. Almost every WEBTV-related site that I've seen (including this site) has a reference of some sort to them and/or their site. Of course, I'm talking about the Andresen Family, and the WEBTV SPECIAL INTEREST GROUP (SIG) site. And this month, Denise Andresen has kindly agreed to "appear" on this month's column.
I sent Agent Hugo----yes, Agent Hugo----to escort her here, so she wouldn't get lost. He also took those stupid movers with him. Why? I don't know! He said something about bringing her back "dead or alive"---a rather dumb statement, if you ask me......
CRASH!!!!
OW!!!
SLAM!!!!
Don't let go of her, stupid!
She tried to bite me!
Duh,...want I should bite her back, Boss?
Shuddup, stupid! Drag 'er over here! Hey, Soose!
What the....? What's going on here? What ARE you guys doing?
Well, you said to get this here dame over here to be placed under arrest....
ARREST?! I said to bring her over here to be a GUEST--not to ARREST her! DENISE! Talk to me! What did those morons do to you?
MUMMPH! MMMMMM! MPHMMMMUM!!!!
Take the gag off her mouth, Hugo! JEESH! DENISE! You ok?
UHHHH! Uh,....I THINK so. What happened?
I think the people I sent to escort you here made a slight mistake. Heheheh.....ahem! HUGO! Untie her! Gee, Denise, I'm sorry! I didn't know they were gonna do THIS!
Is this YOUR idea of an ESCORT service?
BELIEVE me, Denise! I had NO idea that they were gonna do this to YOU! I thought that it would be nice if someone showed you the way here, rather than you trying to find it by yourself. I didn't know that the "Three Goofballs" were going to botch the job up! Forgive me?
Uh....well....
PLEEEEEZE???
Yeah.....sure......ANYTHING! Just let me go, ok?
GO?! But, Denise! You said you'd come and see my site and discuss YOUR site with my readers!
Its a nice site. NOW can I go?
Well, what about YOUR site?
Its nice, too. Can I go, now?
WAIT A MINUTE! HUGO?! What's the big idea?
Well,.....
Can I go, now?
Want I should smack her, Boss?
SHAD-DUP!
SMACK HER?! HEY!
PLEEEZE?
Of course, Denise. I'm REALLY sorry. Maybe another time, ok?
Uh,....SURE--ANYTHING! Thanks.....
HOLD IT! She CAN'T go!
WHAT?! Why CAN'T she go?
Well,....
HEY! Why stop HERE? Why didn't you guys go ahead and just kidnap ERIC ANDRESEN, too?!
OH! Don't worry! We DID! He's out in the car--with the other members of the Andresen Family! We wanted to make sure that we got the RIGHT one!
Oh, fine....I can see the headlines, now!
I would like to thank Denise Andresen and the entire Andresen Family for "coming" to visit. Besides the SIG site, Denise also has two other sites: FREE PEACH ON THE WEB and L & D's WEBETRY. If you haven't visited ANY of these sites, please do! They are both a lot of fun! Thanks, Denise, and Family for being good sports!
This page is dedicated to WEBTV, because if it hadn't been for WEBTV, I wouldn't be here tormenting you with this stuff, would I?
I want to say "hello" and thanks to Wrenn, Rare Bear, jc, and the Andresen Family for their assistance--"HELLO AND THANKS!"
ALSO, a VERY special "hello" and thanks to Linda, my "mentor" and "guardian angel", who is helping me make this site compatible not only for WEBTV users, but for pc users as well. If you "click" on her name, you can go to her award winning site. And boy! Is IT a site (30 pages)! She says that she needs the "hits" (or was that "needs to get hit"?)!
I would not be a "soose" if I did not recognize the wonderful talents that Pati of IACTA possesses. Thanks to Pati, that great looking "Soose Banner" that you can see at the top of this page is possible (and the "Soose Award", too!). Thank you Pati for all your time and effort that you put into BOTH items. And thank you to YOU Laura of IACTA for letting Pati display her talents for a "soose" ("sooses" are graphically impaired individuals)! No, I don't actually look like that little animated character!
THE NEXT INSTALLMENT WILL BE SOMETIME IN JUNE. SEE YOU THEN!
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