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-[ journal ]-
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After yet another re-vamp, this is the newest incarnation of my homepage. It took me a few thousand years to get the hang of tables, so do me a favor and actually look around this site before heading over to the gallery to satisfy your licentious curiosities ... ya freak! Yes, we both know what your first primal urge was. But I dare all of you to break free of the mould, to rebell against the media children of our generation who drool in boredom when presented with anything more than a five-second video clip. Do it for your parents, the kids, the livestock ... my God, for the livestock! Either that or run along your merry way and not give it a second thought. You know, whatever.
But back to the subject, look around. After all, with the amount of time I devoted to the reconstruction of this page, I could have been studying like a good little Asian boy to become a doctor, an accountant, or an engineer ... now I'll have to settle for a degree in physical therapy or something ... or, God forbid, something not medically related at all! Because of this damn page, I wasn't able to lower my Honda Civic and equip it with the requisite spoiler, sub-woofered stereo system, quick-flashing blinker light, tinted windows, customized rims, deafening exhaust, and Japanese racer stickers. Surely you understand my plight ... now I won't have anything overpriced and flashy to compensate for my diminuitive penis!
I'm also hoping, PRAYING, that you understand and/or appreciate sarcasm, because, as you should have realized from the previous paragraphs, my page reeks of it. So, enjoy the stench of cynicism and try to enjoy the pain ... that way, it won't hurt so bad.
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-[ updates ]-
02.15.01 Updated the Music page.
05.10.01 Added a few new pics to the Album page.
05.14.01 Added a new page called chicks who fight in the Cerebral Scan (hobbies) section. Also added in some quirky stuff, like the orbitals around the mouse cursor, the black scrollbar, and mouseover sounds in the side-menu.
05.16.01 Added a new page called The Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Sounds like good times, huh? heh. Read at your own risk!
08.8.01 Finally, an overdue update! Added a few pics to the album page and kinda-sorta revamped the intro page.
08.20.01 Did some stuff, but not enough to direct you toward. Have a nice day, heh.
09.11.01 Added some travel pics on the album page.
09.12.01 Added yet some MORE travel pics on the album page.
09.25.01 Added some pics of my new five-month-old beagle puppy, Lexi!!! She's a rambunctious cutie so check her out ...
10.14.01 Changed the page transition effect and added some stuff to the music page.
02.01.02 Whoa, I haven't updated since October?! Such shame I feel. But as if any of you noticed, anyway. All I did today was add a few DJs to my music page.
04.14.02 Added a couple of new chicks to the chicks who fight page. Because you can never have enough chicks who fight. I also updated my travel page to reflect my recent month-long jaunt across the U.S. with Patty during my crossroads experience [a la Britney Spears].
04.26.02 I changed this page. Thought it needed a flashy animated pic and some energy music (courtesy of Madonna). I kept changing between "Ray of Light" and "Music," as well as Delerium's "Innocente" before finally settling on this instrumental sample from a remix of Madonna's "I'll Remember." I just can't make up my mind on what song to use!!!
04.27.02 Okay, so I went a little crazy with the sound loops on my site ... you'll find them on the music page, the links page, the album page, the travel page ... argh, I can't stop! You'll probably be driven crazy, but oh well; cos I like them!
08.19.02 My first update in months. I got a little crazy taking personality quizzes so I added my results to the statistical analysis page.
09.19.02 There's a new section! I finally signed up at Blogger and I now have a journal page online. I've also taken a "few" more personality quizzes. How sad am I, sitting around taking these all day? heh.
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