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  • Sunday August 1, 1999
    PWEEN!. Quake 3 tour bus...coming here. I'm surprised anyone cares about this god damn hick town. They must be comnig to jack that new celery in town. Looks like it's going to be at compusa, so we'd better camp out in line there starting now.

    40 freaking k. It's growing. I must dispose of this crap. archive soon.

    Thursday July 29, 1999
    Sean and jeff are getting their job back. hahahah. Piehole. hahahah

    The poll at geeknews is on what is your favorite instant messanger. One of them is something called odigo. I've never heard of it either, but they released a new version today. It weighs in at right under 5 megs, so beware. It looks cool though.

    Wednesday July 12, 1999
    Anyone other than me ever listen to Shawn & Jeff in the morning on kwod? GOd that sucks. They find out that they are going to be laid off when their fans call in. With no mention from their boss at all. Their replacements are on the web page, and these 2 new dorks look like they give it to each other in the ass. On the air. They are suppose to be replaced possibly tommorrow, and yet still they are suppose to be hosting a kwod thing tonight. god damn screwed up world of rock music.

    Alright. wtf. go to badassmofo.com and look at today's update. That is one sick link. I bet it's a bunch of 500 pound girls. That's why I'm not linking to it. Maybe sCary will someday.

    You know what, I keep turning on random chat on icq to see if anybody interesting ever pops up. And then after the first person contacts me, I realize my error and turn it off. And then within 2 days, I turn it back on. And then within a couple hours i turn it off, and it starts all over again. sigh. crazy hicks.

    I've been thinking a lot. And that makes my brain hurt.

    For the last couple days, I know there's been something I wanted to write about, but eveyrtime I sit in front of this damn editor, I forget. And then I'll remember. And geocities will screw that update.

    Tuesday July 27, 1999
    I made a license plate that said "IOWNJOO". man that rox. Go make one for yourself.

    Remember the good days when EGN had a new patch every god damn day? Well, you can relive the past with MSN messanger. A good patch a day, that not only overwrites your settings, but um.. well thats all it actually does.

    Shift reboots rock.

    You know what. Dhabih eng totally owns eveyrone. His new jack picture, is one l33t mofo.

    WTF? Thresh is alive! q3test review.

    More javascript ownage. more html ownage. more crap. COming soon to a crappy website.

    Monday July 26, 1999
    Mp3 ownage. Some crap from Napster.com. They create a community for you to trade mp3s or something of that sort. They seem to only have the 2.0 beta up, so if you want to stay safe, download the 1.2 version from skinz.org. (er. thats skintacular now. ga3y).

    I remember one of the updates that was screwed. It was about how the woodstock live webcast was actually clear. As clear as a 28.8 lets it be.

    I'm so god damn close to getting carpal tunnel. So close. So close.
    Sunday July 25, 1999
    Gooey sucks. Uninstall soon. It wasn't the program I was thinking of. There was something else in the news from a while back that I can't seem to find now. Gooeys crap unless you like to initiate chat with people who don't respond to anything you say.

    geocities screwed another update yesterday. I don't know what the hell I said, but it's gone now.

    I am working on some crap to pass the time.

    Saturday July 24, 1999
    Clipped from the local shugashack, we have the level listings from quake 3 arena.
    {
    name "arena1-2"
    set 1
    game 1
    map "tim_dm5"
    players 2
    longname "Timmys Map"
    difficulty "Easy"
    description "This is the first map"
    }
    Right.

    Thursday July 22, 1999
    First the bad news with the Microsoft - AOl Instant Messanger thing, and now this...

    No more Netscape. Seems they're dropping that name. Lame. If only netscape worked on my computer.

    My hands hurt.

    August 6th, Len is scheduled to appear on the David Letterman show.

    Wednesday July 21, 1999
    Microsoft Messenger is out. And guess what the hell it is. It's AOL instant Messanger with the word MIcrosoft on it. Literally. It's the exact same thing. It's even compatible with it. SOmeone deserves a beat down for it.

    At least it has the feature I've been waiting for in all other instant messangers. YOu can see who can see you. Get it?

    I'm also testing gooey now. I'll see if I like it enough to keep.

    Here's your chance to get the name "L33t h4x0r d00d" before some AOL lamer gets it first. I'm sure you hate being l33t_h4x0r_d00d2. You would rather be l33t_h4x0r_d00d. So if the new Microsoft messanger that is going to be released TOMMORROW, is based on Screen Names and not l33t numbers, snatch up as many names as possible, and sell them on ebay. Profit in the making. Grab it as early as possible, and see if you can get a number (if its based on numbers) lower than even your worthless egn number. um. here's a blockquote from betabites, who clipped it from virtualportal.net.
    After nearly a year, Microsoft is finally going to take the wraps of MSN Messenger tomorrow. It integrates quite well with their HotMail service and of course other Windows applications. So far, only Windows versions are planned, but if the thing proves to be a hit, MS may of course change this to take this market by storm as well...Quite frankly, it'll be fun to watch how long it'll take them to overtake ICQ...


    BAH!

    Goecities almost screwed this update, but I noticed it did not save, and smacked my back button before it was destoryed in my cache. YOur feeble attempts at stopping me and not working bastard!
    Tuesday July 20, 1999
    More free crap. This time it's a free 1-800 number. Your very own. and a fax address and email. how crazy is that. ureach.com. They are wack.

    I had Mentos for breakfast yesterday.

    The fresh maker.

    Sunday July 18, 1999
    fudge. I have to rewrite this piece of crap? Bastard geocities/ yahoo/ whoever owns me.

    Earlier i updated (you know in that update that for some reason didn't get uploaded correctly.) about how I was uploading the new insane clown posse song to theglobe.com and was screwing over their server. Since that update's gone, you can just imagine i told a funny story. anyway, here are the links i put up earlier in that update.

  • Blink 182 - Family Reunion. full short ass song
  • Third Eye Blind - Jumper. about 800k of this song
  • Insane Clown Posse - Another Love song. Whole got damn 4 megs of it

    I am going to thrash the quake 2 page soon. as soon as i make a page to replace it. [insert semi funny joke here from that other update that yahoo screwed over].

    quake 3 + 400 ping sucks.[insert semi funny joke here from that other update that geocities screwed over].

  • Tuesday July 12, 1999
    This has been a very friggin long update. Due to that, I will not update for about 5 years now.

    So after a good 1 hour of screwing around, I decided to cancel my gotoworld account. Don't subscribe. Just screw them. I realized that even though I may spend a lot of time online, a majority of it is not reading webpages. Well it is, but I don't want to do this crap anyway. Plus it ate up over 10 megs of hard drive space. bastard. read below you fags.

    Everyone remember Alladvantage.com? anyone get anything from them yet? I didn't sign up for that, because I figured it was worthless. well... try this for free cash. gotoworld.com. This one i'm signing up for. Why? 1) There's an actual program to download (Looks like a spiffed up version of neoplanet) 2) Bruce's ho JLH is on their main page as of the time of this writing. Go sign up and download the 5 meg file. It will either be 5 megs + cash, or 5 megs of wasted life. refer me too. That way I won't steal forks anymore.

    I'm trying to make sense of how you make cash from this thing. It might be that if i refer you, and you refer someone else, I get $0.15 from your friend being online, and $0.10 from you. You cheap bastard. Max 40 hours, means I'll make a min $16 a month. You get paid at $20, so for every 2 months, you get enough money to buy another month of internet access. Notice the use of the word "you" and not "me." Me and "paying" for access does not compute.

    gotoworld's ftp server gives a good 1.5k/sec. wow. This is not a good sign

    oh crap. Long updates are never good.
    The GoToWorld.com Browser banner viewer is Active and you are being paid money when you are surfing pages and surfing the net even while using other applications inside your GoToWorld.com Browser. The GoToWorld.com Browser bannerviewer is no longer active and you are not making money if (1) more than 3 minutes have elapsed since downloading pages or scrolling, (2) placing other windows (software) on top of the GoToWorld.com Banners, and (3) obscuring more than 1/3 of the banner outside the monitor window. Once you continue activity again and your banner viewer is active you will again start making money.
    A Member Activity Management Fee (MAMF) of $4.95 will be debuted from your account monthly. You are not required to pay this fee if there is no viewing activity in your account. You will also receive the use of one language translation module free!
    oh crap.

    I am going to try some javacsript on mines and bruce's page sometime soon. It'll make it so l33t, that you won't be able to see anything. muhahahahahhaha

    If you haven't seen it yet, Weird Al's new video is on his website. It's got good lyrics, so the video quality is irrelevent.

    Insane Clown Posse has a video for their song "another LOve song". I have not seen it, but the song roxs.

    bo2k. sigh. It had so much promise.

    There was some other crap I wanted to say, but I keep forgetting.

    Tuesday July 13, 1999
    New winamp out. It contains "Minibrowser optimizations." Sure. Optimization my ass. This guy knows all about the conspiracy.

    God damn you transfer. Why don't you make yourself 1.5 hours longer. Now i've gotta pay. you bastard.

    I'm 1 hour early to school. Someone tell me why. Now I have to sit here for a hour doing nothing. Fun.

    "It's only multiple choice. You can't screw up that badly". heh. proved them wrong.

    The word "datafox" on um, datafox's page isn't big enough. I think tommorrow, or the day after, or the day after that, I'll fix that and make it the correct size. Otherwise, you'll just have to squint.

    If you're bored as hell like me, go to the GX:starcraft message board and read all the posts by BUFORD_PUSSER. It's fun to laugh at him, not with him.
    Monday July 12, 1999
    Because everyone wants it, including me, here's a link to a Speak and Spell Emulator. for windows nonetheless. That was one of the best inventions ever. I left mines in the sun where it died a horrible death. At least that's what I think killed it. It could've been me screwing with those small cartridges.

    Because Starcraft is practically the only thing I do online now, I'll link to www.gamegurus.net, which houses a good starcraft section. I don't normally link to everyday sites, but this one has Natalie Portman burned into the page design. This is Not ordinary. yet.

    Who is not blind yet?

    Chrono Trigger is one of the best games ever made. Go play it again. Go get double stars on every single freaking stat. I'm getting there. Just give me another year.

    Friday July 9, 1999
    Thanks to the newest version of zsnes, i have nearly 250 megs fre on my hard drive. Hows that for ownage?. The newest one runs games from zip files, just like genecyst. cool shtuff.

    My starcraft cd is broken. Bastards.

  • The News - Review of the Silicon Zoo.

  • Molecular Expressions: Website Reviews. aw yeah. scroll 2/3 down the february reviews. my quote roxs. it's nice how they stole my graphics and html and put it up in their own directory. That wasn't even a review, but i'll take the hits any way I can. Or I can sue.

    Something about today is weird.

    BACK ORIFICE 2000, THE ONLY WAY TO CONTROL A MICROSOFT NETWORK . Um. does it speak for itself? more info at http://www.bo2k.com. July 10th. More fun than bag full of juarez.
    Wednesday July 7, 1999
    Now when you log in to geocities, they give you a new license agreement. I read a whole 3 words, before I hit I agree. I don't think yahoo owns me anymore. (er, that's yahoo!, not yahoo)

    The mini CD from AOL works. Not only does it work, but if I quit the setup, it puts a icon on my desktop. thanks AOL.

    I'm sure I'll think of something to post by August.

    DAmn you geocities. I almost lost this update due to the server dying on me. BUt I've got a cache. Good for everyone out there, or you might have missed this l33t update. but I'm sure everyone loved the 1/2 loading page and the popup.
    Tuesday July 6, 1999
    Free 100 meg hosting. Sure, it doesn't sound like a lot considering Xoom is giving unlimited (with a frame owns your webpage). But, Live365.com is giving you the ability to Stream your Audio and video content right from there server. YOu know what that means? I don't have to waste alot of bandwidth to stream out my crap music via shoutcast. I oinly have to send out 1 stream to their server who will mirror it else where. It owns. sort of.

    A little late for most of you, but this can help out right after you get fired for "illegal use of internet connection". How to approach an interview... . And it is my forum, so please do not say any bad words, m'kay?

    How nice it is to sit in front of a computer again.

    I need some allies to screw. Any takers?

    This is a fun SC comic to read. That is if you are on a l33t connection. Then it loads up nice and quick. mUahahhaha.

    Wednesday June 30, 1999
    Immortality! This guy's a genius. He also has plans for a teleportaion machine at his website. I bet he is THE MAN.

    Free cd. Get 103 of the Best Songs You've Never Heard! Isn't that nice?

    Bye.

    Tuesday June 29, 1999
    Stupid thing that I learned today : It takes me almost 2 hours to walk from City College to my house.

    Boycott yahoo?. I think if I join this, I'll get a free link to my page on the bottom of that site. I think I'll move Datafox's site, and switch his index to "ownage". Then i'll blind thousands of people worldwide.

    Archiving soon. this page is getting to 50k mark.

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