A prominent Hollywood movie producer told an assistant that a certain writer was the only one he would consider for upcoming film.
"But don't you think that he's just a little too caustic?" asked the assistant.
"I don't care how much he costs!" bellowed the producer. "Get him!" - H.B. McLung

Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his younger emplyoyees.
"Yes, sir."
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. " After an hour after you left yesterday to go to your grandfather's funeral, he came here to see you." - D.K.

An office manager asked his employee why he was late for work again. "Its not my fault," said the man. "Its that woman across the street. She's so fastidious that when she goes skiing she wears a complete ski outfit; when she goes jogging she wears jogging clothes; and when she leaves for work she wears business suit."
"So what?" asked the manager.
"Well, today was her birthday." - J.B.

A farmer known for his thrift moved to an area often ravaged by tornadoes. He was unaccustomed to such violent weather, and stories about past disasters made him so apprehensive that he parted with some of his money to build a storm cellar. Every time the sky darkened and the winds whipped up, he'd tun into the cellar - and every thine he'd come back up to find no evidence of a storm. Soon he started to feel that he'd wasted his money. Then one day he emerged from his cellar to find that a tornado had levelled his home and barn. Debris was everywhere. The farmer took a long look around, glanced skywards and bellowed, "Now that's more like it!" - A.R.

A man entered the barber shop and asked the owner how many people were ahead of him. "Six," he was told. The fellow said that was good, and he left.
Several days later the same man came back and wanted to know how many people were ahead of him. "Nine," replied the barber. "Thats great," said the fellow and left.
The next day, when the same thing happened, the barber said to his assistant, "You know, that man acts funny. Why don't you run out and follow him to see where he goes."
The assistant did what he was told and followed the strange man. As soon as he got back to the shop, the barber asked, "Well where'd he go?"
"To your house."- R.I.

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