Evolutionary Classifieds
Wanted:
Evolution's Top
10 felons.
Be careful, these guys can be
dangerous.
They may take you by suprise.
Handsome reward for anyone who
buries them.
Exhibit Open to the Public:
One iron
pot.
It's pretty old.
But not that old.
Comes with free coal.
Priceless.
Exhibit Open to the Public:
One hammer.
It's pretty old.
But it's still in good condition.
In fact, it's as hard as a rock.
Priceless.
Exhibit Open to the Public:
One squashed
arthropod.
Eeeeeew!
Priceless.
Still Wanted:
Just one transitional
fossil.
Will pay any price.
Contact a museum of natural science
near you.
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