Evolution in Action
Visual Proof that Evolution is
Fact
Here you will see amazing proof
of evolution!
These pictures will astound you.
They will make you see that we are indeed descended from lower
life forms and that we merely picked up habits and tendencies
from them.
And you will also see that they
are really more "human" than you think!
Well, I guess you can never get
enough of monkeys sucking on cancer straws (cigarettes). But
wait a minute, what's this?
What's the other one doing? It's
not just using a tool, but it's actually using a dish! Could
this be the dawning of civilization?
Could this be proof that animals
practice religion?! Could he giving thanks for the food that
he is about to eat? Could he be praying for a loved one?
Nah. He probably just caught
a bug and is squishing it.
Note: The Institute for the Study
of Atheianity (Blind Fools) is an apolitical organization. We
are not biased, so put your own comment here.
Hold on. Actually we ARE biased.
EVERYONE is, even
scientists. But even though we are biased in one direction
regarding this animal, we will refrain from showing it here.
Thanks to Miss Elsarita (whom
I work with) for this great little pic. (P.S. - Hey Elsa, "Espanol
es de el Diablo!")
We're looking for visual
proof of evolution in action.
Do you have a pet or
know of an animal who does things
that are freakishly human in nature?
Do you have it captured
as a Polaroid moment?
If so, shoot 'em over
to me, the Editor in Chief, via e-mail.
Also include your first
name, animal's name if applicable, your location
and a brief synopsis of just what the heck is going on.
Legal Mumbo-Jumbo
I, the Editor in Chief, reserve
the sole right of picking and choosing which pics make it and
which one's don't. I will not reply via e-mail to those who send
in pics. But if you wish, you can sign
up to be on the mailing list to be notified when future issues
are published.
I reserve the right to resize,
crop, digitally edit, and place the Blind Fools logo on each
picture submitted and posted on future issues of Blind Fools.
And please, if you want to get
a snicker out of sending me an offensive one, obviously it will
not be posted. And if it's extremely offensive, you will be reported
to your ISP.
Also I will burn it, which considering
it's only a digital file would be hard to do. But I'm sure I
can find a way to do it.
And transversely, don't send
in any pics of humans doing stuff that is freakishly animal in
nature. That only points to what we all know what humans are
capable of. Would this be considered "devolution"?
If your pic is a digitally created
moment that you dreamed up, it will also have to be funnier than
a bucket of fire ants. "Real life" moments usually
elicit the best responses. So please bear this in mind before
putting too much of your valuable time and energy into something
that may not be published.
And yes, you can make up a story
to go along with it. Any offensive stories submitted will result
in the forfeiting of your entry and also of your membership here
at the Blind Fools Country Club.
Only still shots will be accepted
(video clips take up way too much space).
These entries are for entertainment
purposes only. There is no contest. You don't win anything, except
having you and/or your pet immortalized on the Blind Fools web
site for millions, nay, billions to see.
Well, if not seen by billions,
then at least seen by CIA, FBI and Boy Scout operatives using
their top secret internet snooping devices.
The Fine Print
We here at Blind Fools do NOT
believe in evolution (macro and/or theistic), nor that you can
see it in action (i.e., punctuated equilibrium). We just thought
this would be a fun way to encourage audience participation whilst
plugging our site. So lighten up. Have some fun in life. Laugh
a little. Send in an entry!
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