Captured by Hon Rosie
I was jogging along the coast, throwing punches in the air and exercising when I was two beasts walking towards me. I stopped in my tracks, wary, for I had heard there were vermin about the coast. I had not brought out any weapons, and I realized if these were vermin I would have to fight with my bare paws. While waiting, I got some stones to throw since I didn't have a sling. As they drew closer, I observed that they were two vermin, a weasel and a ferret. They had spotted me by now, and drew their blades. I swiftly threw my rocks, one after another. Sadly, I only managed to knock out the weasel, but I think I hit the feret on the arm he was holdin' the cutlass with. Now if I could only knock this chap out, it would be two more prisoners for Tammo's cells! But it was not to be. The ferret quickly snatched his cutlass with his left claw and I soon found out he fought as skillfully with his left paw as his right. I didn't have a blade, and I was too far away to grab the weasel's, the ferret made sure of that. After getting cut in two places, I got tired of dodging his blade, so I quickly did an uppercut and hit his jow. His neck twisted backward and made a snapping sound, so I pushed his body into the sea. The weasel had just been coming back into conciousness. He started whining right away, "Heeeyy, wheeere's mee maaaaate?!?! Yooouuu killlleedd hiiim! Whhhh...." I got tired of his sniveling and gave him a good blow to the head, knocking him out again. I decided that I would call him Whining Weasel, whatever his name was before. I dragged him back to Salamandastron, and threw him into a cell. I jogged to Tammo's headquarters and yelled, "Prisoner caught fer ye sah!"
---Hon Rosie
Captured by Hon Rosie
I, Hon Rosie, was jogging along the coast again, doing my exercises for the day. However, I had brought my long-dirk with me, for the last vermin I caught, Whiner the Weasel said he had been serving under a marlfox. I had just thrown a few punches into the air, when I saw a Marlfox peering at me through the brush. Not letting him know I had noticed him, I went over to pick up my Long-Dirk and stretched my arms, yawning, "Ahhh...Lovely exercise. I'll be getting back to Salamandastron now." And I started walking. Suddenly, I turned around, instantly pulled out my long-dirk, and blocked the blow that the Marlfox had just made with his axe. His eyes got wide, then, he smiled and said, "Well, well. We have a clever one here. But not as clever as me! I challnge you to a one-on-one duel. Whoever wins the fight gets to treat the loser however they want." I slowly nodded my head, and suddenly the Marlfox rushed at me. He swung his axe up high, and brought it down to my head. I quickly moved to the right, and swung my blade up to meet his. "SCCCREEEEEEEAAACCCHH!" There was loud noise as our blades made contact. Suddenly I recognized that, and then heard half of the axe drop to the floor. The Marlfox just stared at the wooden handle he was holding, and taking advantage of the moment, I brought down my interlocked fists between his eyes. He crumpled to the sand, and I dragged him back to Salamandastron where I through him into a cell, made sure I locked it tightly, knowing that Marlfoxes were cunning, then went back to report to Lord Tammo
---Hon Rosie