Denise "D-Funk" Antle


Why put off until tomorrow what you can stress about today?



BACKGROUND

So Sarah tasked me to write this profile thingie as she really wears the pants in our platonic roommate relationship in and out of cyberspace - at least when it comes to the technical stuff. She's been on my back to write it to finally get this website done. Why? So you - our loved ones, family and friends- could follow our very mild lives. A very good reason indeed.

Anyway, I digress. Where was I? Oh yes! A profile of me? How can I sum up the essence of "Denise Antle" in just a few sentences? I think that may be impossible. One thing is for certain - I'm long-winded and rarely get straight to the point. That you may have guessed already.

So, to keep it short and simple, I've decided on the always annoying but amusing "obscure question email survey" profile format. It's bound to raise a few eyebrows and hopefully provide a laugh or two.

Enjoy. I miss you all. Hugs and kisses, bugs and wishes!

Dee (or Neisey) (or Freak), depending on who's reading this!



What's your full name?
Denise Mary Antle, but I go by a variety of code... uh, I mean nicknames.

What's your favourite past time?
Going to the gym. Ha ha ha ha ha! Aren't I funny? Really -- painting, watching movies, listening to music, snuggling in my fleece sheets. And giving Sarah a hard time -- that's what keeps me busiest.

Who is your favourite Fraggle?
Who would dare choose a FAVOURITE Fraggle? Aren't they all intrinsic to Fraggle community? Do they not all work against such perils as that giant hairy family? I did always think that if I was a Fraggle I would be Red. She is energetic and sometimes lacks common sense. And she has crazy hair. In a nut shell... me. But man, those Doozers are cute as a button!

If you could be a Superhero, who would you be?
Ah, the million dollar question. I have thought about it a lot and She-ra got it all for reasons I can't go into here. She-ra. No doubt. Guess I'd be Dhe-ra.

What do you want out of life?
To be happy and to be able to live with a decision.. if you know me well, you know I'm indecisive.

If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?
A kettle. Definitely.

Any hidden talents?
I can raise one eyebrow really high in a very impressive "quizzical" look.

Which eighties classic most gets your bootie-shakin'? Billie Jean or Walk like an Egyptian?
Billie Jean... you should see me MoonWalk... I don't cut a rug - I kick up moondust.



Baby Denise My Nanny and me on the day of my Christening... I'm the one in the white. Nan is now 93... almost 94!
Awww This is me and my favourite little diva, Julianna - aka Boo. She is dressed in her best sparkling party dress, matching purse and high heels for a "party" she was attending - in my sister's kitchen, nonetheless. Her brother Aaron is my favourite little guy... I'm waiting for a photo of us together... stay tuned!
Mmmm...cake My and my kitty cake on my second birthday. Mmmmmmm – candied decorations and food colouring..... yummy!
Sleepy Several things to note: (1) This is me at the age of three; (2) being rudely awakened by my father late at night while I slept on the couch; (3) as I sport my brother's hand-me-down pjs emblazoned with cowboys and indians; and (4) yes, I am dating myself with the obvious "stubby" beer-bottle in the foreground.
The Antlers Nadine, Wayne and I ages 10, 8 and 3 – I think Nadine is actually restraining me in this photo... the camera guy must have had cheesies.
Starlite Oh, yeah! I was always somewhat of a starlite! Yeah right!!!



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