Bathgate's Bizarre Web Sites

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BATHGATE'S BIZARRE WEB SITES

The Internet is a powerful tool for introducing radical ideas and disemanating valuable information. It is incredibly useful to promote idealogically sound principles and ideas. The world wide web can help to promote world peace and create a better understanding of different races, religions and creeds.

However the world wide web can also be an incredibly facile media full of nonsensical trivia and mind-numbingly celebratory pieces of banality. THANK GOODNESS!!

This page celebrates the banal, the trival and downright weird aspects of the internet. Follow the links to the strange and bizarre sites of the world wide web.

If any of the links don't work please e-mail me at gogsieb@aol.com

** WEIRD AND WONDERFUL WEB SITES **

The Simulator Real-life simulator for losers!	Combovers I'm bald and proud!!
Cranks on the Internet Don't include me.	Itchy and Scratchy Episode Guide Simpson's rule!

The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator	Monkey Hot or Not Simeon sex site.
Random Homer Simpson Quote Generator My hero!	Vomit Inducing Pick-up Lines Pass me the sick bag.

Crazy Thoughts Thoughts to ruminate over.	World's Smallest Website Get your microscope out!
Glow In The Dark Toilet Seats A must have item.	Useless Fact Of The Day Loads of trivia.

Cracked Animations Funny Stuff.	All Nude Teen Stick Figures Disgusting!!!
Office Pranks How to liven up your working day.	Shatner Sim Captain Kirk simulator for Trekkies.
Band Names - Real or False Warning! Adult Content.	Funny Names A list of hilarious and embarrassing names.
Your Weight On Other Worlds Diet not going well? Try this site.	Dumb Warnings How stupid do they think we are?
The Girlfriend Stealer's Homepage How to be a love rat.	Perpetual Bubble Wrap Relieve stress on the web.
Sleeping Postures What your sleeping position reveals about you.	Punch a Celebrity Warning! Adult Content.
Love Calculator Your partner's name reveals all.	Super Curly More dodgy haircuts.
Create A Fart Er.. self explanatory really.	Spirorama A virtual spirograph.
Build Your Own Cow Barrels of bovine fun.	Sandcastle Central Advanced sand castle building.
Talk like a Private Eye! Talk like Sam Spade within seconds.	Mr Nice Let Mr Nice dance for you.
Mullets Galore Decidedly dodgy hairstyles. Warning! Adult Content.	Karaoke Commuter Tonsil warbling a-plenty
Apology Note Generator Say sorry on line.	Test your sanity! Are you crazy?
Create Your Own Sci-Fi Blockbuster Steven Spielberg beware.	Reading Toes What your toes reveal about you.
The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything Pointless fun.	Retrofuture Today What happened to the future we were promised?
Superhero Generator Create your own Crime fighter.	Dave's Web of Lies Don't believe a word he says.
Time Capsule Find out what happened the day you were born.	Guide To Shooting Rubber Bands Elasticated sport.
The Mother Of All Excuses Place Loads of good excuses.	Erudite Labourer's Cries of Romance Shakesperean chat up lines.
Automatic Complaint Letter Generator The title says it all.	Virtual Food Fight Throw virtual food at your friends.
Stick Figure Death Theatre Matchstick men meet a violent end.	Post-It Theatre Fabulous flip book fun.
The Boring Page Don't doze off now.	The International Collection of Tongue Twisters Self explanatory.
The Tank "Big Brother" with fish.	The Hiccup Lovers' Website I've waited for this all my life.

Fun With Telemarketers Revenge is sweet.	Pile of Mud Send your friend a pile of er...mud.
Cliché Finder I need a cliche and I need it fast.	UFO Abduction Insurance The policy X-philes have been waiting for.
Hats of Meat Bizarre headgear.	Beard Research Folicle fun.
If They Mated What celebrity offspring might look like.	Optical Illusions Have your eyes gone funny?
Andy's Amazing Card Trick Andy has an amazing card trick for you	The Dialectizer Translates web sites into the dialect of your choice.
The Mystical Smoking Head of Bob Ask Bob a question.	Pun Of The Day A pun a day keeps the Doctor away.
Circlemakers Corn circle hilarity.	ASCII Babes! Digital delights.
Stare Down Sally Staring at a computer screen can be entertaining.	Jedi Plastic Surgery Lab Warp your favourite Star Wars characters.
Online Jigsaws Get a life!	Dancing Paul Paul dances just for you.
The Fortean Times On-line version of the classic publication.	Weird Websites More links to the weird and wonderful.

Urban Legends The real truth behind those modern fairy tales.	Weird Links Worth a look.
Useless Knowledge Fun for the trivia buff.	Whiteboard News Strange stories updated regularly.

My DJ Name Change your bland name into a super duper DJ name.	Turntables Be a cyber DJ and mix it up large.
Amused.com The ultimate guide to wasting time on-line.	Make Celebrities Ugly Warp a famous face.

Chinese-ify Your Name Enter your name and see your chinese equivalent	Rubiks Cube As if your life wasn't boring and pointless enough already.
Clumsy Crooks The criminal element's dumbest members.	Ghost Town Gallery Photos of Ghost towns.
The Dalek builders club Be like Davros and build your own Dalek.	Pop Culture Junk Mail Links to Pop-culture sites.
Fart Facts All you ever wanted to know.	Online Colouring Books Relive your childhood.
Office Pranks Workplace Tomfoolery.	Build A Snowman Online Aled Jones'Favourite Site.
Abuse-a-tron Be abused time and time again.	Pong Amusing swf file.
Are You An Idiot Find Out if you're an imbecile.	Astronomy Picture Of The Day This is brilliant.
Mingers Phew! Thank Goodness I'm not listed here - yet!!	Bear Torture Torture a cute little Teddy Bear.
Celebrity Addresses Stalk your favourite star.	Make Your Own Movie Make a movie On-line

Is It Time To Break Up- Take the test - if you dare	Jerry Springer Script Generator Male Version
Jerry Springer Script Generator Female Version	Groovin' Granny Go for it Granny