Alias : Butcher, Bomb, Acoustic Avenger, Buff-guy, Chick Who Dudes Love, Dick, Master Meat Worker Man, The "Cute Guitarist", Pucker Monkey, Sam, Old Lady Fitness, Dude Bitch, Stupid Fucker, Anal-Love Monkey, Stray Cat-Winger.
Age : 30
Place Of Organ : Stickitinmyb, UT
Favorite Food : Schlotski's Deli, Crack-Her Barrel, Artificial sweeteners-and the boys that have sex with them, Fried meatpole-with a side of squirrel gravy and a big glass of KY jelly, gunpowder burnt flesh.
Special Attacks : Lamb Chop, Lateness, Guitar Finger Bash, Bad Music Blitz, Indecisiveness, Sucralose Induced Wackiness, Talent, Beating You Up Like A Bitch, Anal.
Kill Ability (1 to 10) : 128(Bitch carries enough weaponry to take out a small country, or Alaska).
Little Known Fact : Guru in Indonesian Pencak Silat, Not Often Involved In Sex(unless it is with himself), Cooks Like A Drunken Vegan That Has Fallen Off The Wagon, Sings Like A Bitch In Heat, Atheist, F*cking Hates Vegans.
Future Goals : Become Filipino Martial Arts Guro, Start The First Anti-Splogeranaeriel Fundamentalist Association (what the fuck???), Sing a song of sixpence, Figure out what the hell I was singing about after I sung the afforementioned song.
E-mail : 10FingersAndAToe@SmileyWiley.org
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