This is where you find lyrics and a general song list, along with various other stuff. Stuff people have said about us, and who knows what else. Have a good time!

For all you diehard Helliphiles, here is 2 songs you all can sing with us next time you drag your happy asses off the couch, and come on down to one of our venues.

THE DIRTY SONG

Truckin' through the jungles
Feelin' all the trees
Well you know that I came real fast
And you know I came to please
Well I ain't no complication
And I ain't no Superman
Cause I'm one horny son of a bitch
And that's just who I am

(chorus)
Keepin' my ass out the gutter
I'm kickin my ass down the drain
Keepin' my ass out the gutter
And I still feel that growing pain

Climbing all the mountains
Feelin' all the rocks
Well you know I'll keep on reachin'
Until I reach the top
Well I ain't no pornstar baby
And I ain't no Stroker Ace
But I've got this crazy fantasy
Of you sitting on my face

(chorus)

(Butcher breakdown)

Hiking through the valley
Looking for the cave
When they ask if I was taking
They say I always gave
Well I ain't gonna lie to you baby
I have no need to decieve
But I've got this nasty picture
Of you bouncing on my knee

(chorus X2)

FIN

 THE 'DIE' SONG

Well I tried
To make things good for you-and you know that I
Tried
To make all of your dreams come true
But,
In the end you said forget it
In the end you said lets quit
And though I won't admit it
You know it made me feel like shit
Because I tried

(Chorus-this is the fun part)
I wish you would die
Die and burn in hell
Cause I love that burning smell
Your flesh burning in hell
Oh, Oh, Oh...

Well I tried
To take away your pain-and you know that I
Tried
And I would try again-but after all
In the end you said just f*ck it
In the end you said I'm done
And even though it's over
You know we had alot of fun
Because I tried

(chorus)

But
In the end you said forget it
In the end you said lets quit
And though I won't admit it-baby you know
It made me feel like shit because I
Tried

(chorus)

Diggitty diggitty die
Die die die die die
Die die die
Love that burning smell
Your flesh burning in hell
Oh, oh, oh
Make me happy-it would be swell
So die and burn in hell
Cause I lust that dank ass smell
Your flesh burning in hell
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Here's is a list of some of the songs that we know and cover at some of our sets:
COVER SONGS
"Insane in the brain" by Cypress Hill
"3 a.m." by Matchbox 20
"Japanese Cowboy" another song by ween
"What's this life for?" by Creed(Why?)
"Blind" by Korn
"Holiday Road/Helliphino" Lindsey Buckingham
"American Nightmare" by The Misfits
"Blitzkrieg Bop" by the Ramones
"Graduation" by Vitamin C
"Dance, Dance, Dance" Steve Miller Band
"Baby Bitch" one more by the Ween
"Symphony No. 36 in Gbm" by Wagner
"Jumper" by Third Eye Blind
"Ouch, that hurts!" by your mom
"I Love Rock And Roll" by Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
"Lakeside Trailer Park" by The Beat Farmers
"Head Over Feet" by Alanis Morissette
"Freebird(punk ver.)" by Lynyrd Skynrd/us
"Jump" by the Pointer Sisters
"Stay" by Lisa Loeb
"Let Her Cry" by Hootie and the Blowfish
"Sleeping Bag" by PAW
"F*ck Tha Police" by NWA
"Piss up a rope" by Ween
"Talk dirty to me" by Poison
"Shoop" by Salt n' Pepa
"Baby got back" by Sir Mix-a-lot
"Fight for your right" by Beastie Boys
"All for you" by Sister Hazel
"Tear Stained Eye" by Son Volt
"Breakfast at Tiffanys" by Deep Blue Something
"My own worst enemy" by Lit
"Take Me Away" by ween also
"Mr. Richard Smoker" by ween once again
"Love Of My Life" by Cowboy Mouth
"War" by the Rugburns
"Butchers Police Medley(ask for this one...)" by The Police



ROCKIN ORIGINALS
"The Amazonian Bitch Song"
"The Grunge(?) Song" by Two Mile Directions/Helliphino
"The Poopy Song"
"3 Chords(The Rainbow Song)"
"The Highway Song"
"Elian Gonzales Blues"
"Drunken Medley"
"The Die Song"
"4532"
"Trailer Park Baby"
"Tuesday Night At Obies"
"Bling!"
"The Pot Song"
"The Falling Song"
"Cheese" *Credit to James Hill for Original Concept*
"Cyber Sex With Britney Spears"
"Pothead Girlfriend"
"Go F*ck Your Mom"
"The Dirty Song"
"MC Estrogen"
"The Rhino Song"
"The Ska Song"
"The Our Guitarist Sucks Song"
"Snow Cap Lady"
"The Jason Butt Song"
"The Song That's Not About A Girl (Ice Cream Man)"
"The Song That Sounds Like It Should Have Been On The 'O'Brother Where Art Thou Soundtrack Song" (Soltada Esta Munada)

And if there is anything that you loving fans would like us to sing about, just yell it out!
Please let us know what you want to hear. Once again, any new song requests also. Thank you.

Helliphino Inc.
[All songs, band names, and lyrics are the property of their respective owners.]

Here is what some fans have said about, or to, us:

"You guys make me horny-horny as hell!"
"You guys are like a bad disease that just won't go away, you have to pay attention to you."
"Hey will one of you guys bum me a cig?"
"Bong, bong, bong(bell ringing)."
"You guys are f*cking rock stars!"
"Can I have your phone number?(Butcher)"
"Oh come on, play one more."
"Would you be interested in being blown up?(Fingers)"
"Encore!"
"Man, I wish I would have seen you guys last week, I would have had you open for us."
"Two sets tonight, boys."
"You guys are so much better than those guys, they suck."
"Does that guy eat bananas?"
"You guys are kinda baudy..."
"Butcher for Comptroller!"
"So, you guys want to come back to my place for a game of spin the bottle?"
"Just play a f*cking song!"
"I don't just sing 'The Die Song', I live it!"
"....and she's so kind and gentle, and recently single too(wink,wink)..."
"I tried to get Butcher to stay so you guys could play with us Friday.(Digglers Lounge)"
"Do you guys REALLY have your own website?!?"
"Fingers' can't use the good mic, I know what kind of abuse he will put it through..."
"(crowd)Helliphino, helliphino,etc...(announcer)I'm waiting for Helliphino to get drunk before I put them on..."
"You guys are almost up, is it time for shots?"
"Man, from what I've heard, you guys sound like people say Tenacious D sounds..."
"I love what you guys are doing, it's GRRRRREAT!"
"We need to feed these guys to the audience in short bursts, to keep the audience hyped up, you know?"
"I try to only sing the key words to the 'Die' song, but I always end up singing the whole thing."
"I love the way you bleed 'Jeremy'."
"Damn Fingers, you are glistening like Elvis!"
"I just want to do something for you guys..."
"Only if you will produce it.(Fingers)"
"I want you guys to play that song (pointing at picture of girls dancing on bar)."
"This could quite possibly be the worst band I have ever seen in my entire life..."


Hey Everybody! How about an e-mail thing! Come the hell on, I come up with a new tune at least once a week, and none of you can humor me and take a shot at a guess, or at least comment? Anyway....
Dig this, I'll give you a song, and you can e-mail either Fingers or Butcher and tell us what you think, and why! Sound fun? First person to correctly identify the song and artist will get something! Every week will be a new song line! This weeks is:

'Be nice, say thank you. Please, once in a while. It's a beautiful world we live in, give your brother a smile. Turn to a stranger, give him a pat on the back. It's not that hard to do, maybe this friendship will last...'

Now I know very few people who will get this one. If you are one of them, or want to surprise me, Let me know, O.K.? We would appreciate the mail. A day lacking of pornmail always pisses Butcher off.......
Then again, everything pisses Butcher off.......(not really)

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