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MERRY FUCKING XMAS EVERYONE FROM HELLIPHINO!!! WE HAVE BEEN ON HOLD FOR SOME TIME NOW DUE TO BUTCHER BEING BUSY FUCKING HIS OWN ASS WITH HIS OWN HEAD. YES, I KNOW... IT SOUNDS QUITE IMPOSSIBLE BUT BUTCHER HAS BEEN PRACTICING OVER THE YEARS DUE TO HIS SELF RENOWNED MASOCHISTIC NATURE. YES FOLKS... BUTCHER CAN GET HIS HEAD UP HIS ASS. HIS HEAD BEING RECENTLY EXTRACTED FROM HIS ANUS HAS LEFT HIM WITH A BIT OF DISCOMFORT. BUT, GIVEN ENOUGH QUALITY TIME WITH FINGERS HE'LL BE ABLE TO ALLEVIATE THAT PAIN. OH YEAH, WE'RE PLAYING MUSIC AND STUFF, BITCHES.

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Hey, why does my ass hurt again? and what's with my brownish ear wax?...









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HELLI-NEWS :

NEWS


Lots of cool new songs. Real stickers are here. New t-shirts on the horizon.

New Song:

'GIRL YOU TURN MY HEART ON'



L_O_V_E you girl
Spells love you girl

Girl you turn my heart on
Send me love so sweet
Always when I'm hungry
You bring me dried out meat

Girl you turn my heart on
Every night and day
And when I'm really horny
You take my drive away
TAKE THAT SHIT AWAY

Cause girl
You really turn my heart on
Yeah girl
You really turn my heart on

Girl you turn my heart on
With your mind so bright
You wake me in the morning
And put me down at night

Girl you turn my heart on
Make me feel so nice
You even like my music
Let me listen to it twice
SAY LISTEN TO IT TWICE - BITCH

(chorus)

(bd)

Girl you turn my heart on
The way you stroke my head
And if you ever leave me
I'll probably wind up dead

Cause girl you turn my heart on
Too good to be true
And if you're feeling happy
I never could be blue
EAT UP THE BLUE, WHORE

(chorus)

Cause L_O_V_E you girl
Spells love you girl




Words....



SCHEDULES :


New songs to be recorded very very soon in Fingers basement... We miss you all....


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HELLIPHINO'S TOTAL EARNINGS=301.00 rupia.


MONEY SPENT TO CONTINUE BEING HELLIPHINO=(APPROX)$1376.73 u.s.d.(not including alcoholic beverages)Leaving a net worth of -2,300 euros


For Pete's sake, whoever the fuck Pete is, change this fucking section already. I'm sure there's somthing new that has happened since 19whatever AD. God dammit...

Stuff you should be listening to...according to Fingers.


Hey all, I just was sitting here half cocked, and deceided to put down the top 10 CD's I am listening to. No real reason, I can put anything on this site I want, and maybe it will insight you as to who 'Fingers' really is. You all ready? Here it goes:

1)PAW 'Home Is A Strange Place'- My most fave band. Under-listened to and under-appreciated. They were lost in the whole grunge uprising. Incredible amounts of talent run rampant in this band from lovely Lawrence KS. Songs with a story to tell. Every album by them is often listened to(Keep The Last Bullet..., Dragline, Death To Traitors), but the latest is fresh. If you find em, pick em up ASAP(especially Death To Traitors, it is out of print). Also check out Palomar 'World Without Horses'. Paw minus the lead singer(Mark Hennessy). Has a very Uncle Tupelo/Son Volt kinda sound to it.
2)Veruca Salt 'Eight Arms To Hold You'- This has to be one of the most rockin albums ever. I get the chills justthinking about it. 9.75 out of 10. And don't you even dare to miss the first album, 'American Theighs'.
3)Big Wreck 'In Loving Memory Of...'- For some reason, the first 4 songs of this get me so happy! They are true rock, with great everything. I honestly think my current fave song is 'That Song'. Listen to it, it is very easy to feel and relate to the content. You should be able to find it on the inexpensive, pick it up. UPDATE!!! The new album (The Pleasure And The Greed) rocks even harder than the first. I love the entire CD all the way through. A must have for anyone who appreciates incredible music in the rarest of forms.
4)WEEN 'Pure Guava'- You really can't get a much more diverse album than this. The Ween boys do everyting from Reggae to Rap on this particular joint. All of the stuff they put out is phenominal, but this has to be my fave. With songs about how work sucks(Pumpin' For The Man), to songs clearly drug induced(Little Birdy, actually, most of the songs), you just can't help but love these clever songsters. And before you say anything about 'Push Tha Little Daisys', understand that there is so much diversity on this album, that you have to like at least a few tunes, if not most of them. Other personal WEEN standout albums to me are 'Chocolate And Cheese', and '12 Great Country Hits'(not even 12 tracks). Pick it up and impress your friends. Oh yeah, on a good sound system, P.G. will tweek your mind.
5)Faith No More 'Who Cares Alot?(The Hits)'- A wonderful sampling of perhaps one of the best bands EVER. Even though I personally can't stand anything off of 'Introduce Yourself', and barely enjoy 'The Real Thing', everything else was gold. You also get some great unreleased stuff, and some killer live tracks. If this album doesn't make you go out and buy every single album that Mike Patton(my personal hero) has touched, you need to see some kind of doctor that will cause you unspeakable amounts of pain. You really need to check out 'King For A Day..' and 'Album Of The Year', both are full of distinctly different tunes within themselves, which keeps the both from getting routine. By the way, the new Fantomas album (Directors Cut) is an ass kicker......
6)Hotel Faux Pas 'Too Ugly For Ice Cream'- This is one of the most entertaining albums of all time. Plus, if you buy it now, there are several hidden tracks(inc. orig version of 'Satan Makes Me Doughnuts') Everything these boys have put out is grand, but this one has spent more time in my CD player this past week than Robert Downy Jr. has spent in rehab! You really should go pick up everything they released('We Know Where You Live', 'Flammable Pajamas', 'Wiggle Like This', '5 Dead Scotsman', plus there is another one or two I don't have, if you do let me know....), they are all winners. And on top of all that, they are some of the greatest guys you could ever meet. Buy their stuff, or check yourself into rehab.
7)Languid '55 Clicks'- This is the ultimate in groove/chill music. I don't care where you are from, this is a must have for those mellow nights. Plus, I bet it could help you get that prospective new lover into the mood. Rebecca Ryan has one of the sweetest voices in the world(also a cutie), and the band is a phenominal bunch of vastly talented musicians. If you pick up the CD and don't love it to death, come to me and I will personally buy it from you. It is that good. Big hype, and deserving every bit of it, That is Languid.
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