Alias : Fingers, Vocal Vandal, Lush, KOOS(King of oral sex), Stickshift, Alice, New Lady Fitness, Dude Who Chicks Love, Butt-dart thrower guy, Master Meat, Prick, Asshole, Jerk, TGWEYMSTASWJODT (The Guy Who Eats Your Mom's Shit Through A Straw While Jerking Off Dead Terrorists) Oil Changer Guy, C.H.U.D., Turk 182, Mommy, Glory Holer, Butt plug smuggler, Pilatesmaster1724 on msnlive.
Age : about 58 in. Venusian years
Place Of Origin : Faci,AL
Favorite Food : Beer, Beef Jerky, Schlotski's Deli, Jimmy's Johnson, Poo-stink Crackwhore-in-a Barrel, More Beef Jerky, (and beef), and loves to chew on hairy bear sack.
Special Attacks : Brown Eye Gouge, Small Knife Attack, Lyric Butcher, Knocking Over Inanimate Objects, Knocking up animate objects, Excessive Drunken Suaveness, Double Waffle House Jukebox Button Cockhead Slap, Pube Flossing, Travels to the land of lost vaginas and upon arrival stabs them all with his gigantic violent meat-sword leaving them bloody and helpless only to then disguise himself as a giant band-aid traversing from one vagina to the next while sopping up their escaping souls.
Kill Ability (1 to 10) : 3.7 Score has lowered due to no longer pulling it out. He just puts it in and leaves it there leaving pressure which contributes to lower blood loss. Some of them live.
Little Known Fact : Trotting Machine(if you only knew) The Horse Whisperer is in awe, Has Ability To Control Nature Through Psychokinesis, Has ability to talk to your mom through the telephone, Clubs Seals for the Entertainment of Small Primitive Countries, Also Runs A Scandanavian Sweat Shop in Jefferson County, MO. (He actually sells Scandanavian Sweat)
Future Goals : To buy Widespread Panic CD and then throw it away, Play Harmonica In The London Philharmonic Orchestra (only songs in Eb7minor), Become A Dildo Mechanic, Watch Butcher give Satan's prostate a contusion with his dick, Buy a Grateful Dead CD and then throw it away where he threw away the Widespread Panic CD. And to fuck your mom... again and again, and, again while listening to Paw.
E-mail : yourmomstillcallsme@work.com
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