FAMILY:

My brother's band, The Gifted Children!

Send email to my mother, who should be permanently confined to meatspace; you will agree when Mom starts sending YOU chain letters, REPLIES ALL IN CAPS, and other e-crap. Once in a while, she sends you a little email that says "hi, i love you." and you, too, will forgive her, like the sappy-ass daughter you are.

FRIENDS:

My most favorite weener boy in the whole world, my coworker Kelly's Site.
WARNING: NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED.

Nic, who has the gall to call me a smartass.

Mary is the sister of my bunkie, Annie.
When Annie and I were in school together, Mary came to visit us, along with her terrifying cat named Nesta.
Nesta tried to eat my toes one night. We still talk about the incident (obviously).
Mary makes music: wavesofsound

FUNNY:

Red Meat comicstrips. Surreal.

More later, as I find more stuff to link to (not too many though, it's a pain in the kiester to maintain).