Get your own Free Home PageEpisodes are listed in chronological order of airing, MM/DD/YY format. For the contestants, I just identify the "guest" performer -- all episodes also star Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Stiles. Most games have a word or two after them in parentheses to identify the subject matter. That means there are spoilers aplenty here. If there's an X by a game, somebody else has already claimed it. If there's a link, that means the capsule is already up.
BEFORE YOU COPY DOWN ONE WORD OF ANY EPISODE: please e-mail me and claim that episode. I will reply, telling you whether or not somebody has beaten you to the punch. I may not have X'ed off what you wanted to do, and if you have done all that work, it's very disappointing to find out someone else did it first. You do not have to do an entire episode, however, keep in mind that it is considered rude to take only the games that are popular/easy to transcript and leave the harder games for others. Traditionally, episodes are taken in chunks of the portion of show between commercials.
A note about closed captioning: Don't trust it. It's not always right. The best example I can think of that demonstrates this point is the famous "Niroshi's song." For starters, the captions wrote the girl's name as "Hiroshi" throughout the song. Also, the captioner missed brioche-y (the captions read "bree-oshy") and suntan loshi ("suntan-oshi"). It's better to listen for yourself and decide what you think they're saying. If you're wrong, you'll notice the word magically change when the final transcript is published. That all being said, happy transcribing!
Here are the season two episodes:
EPISODE 209
9/16/99
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date ("South Park," torture, vulture)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("Timber!")
[X] Props
[X] Stand, Sit, Lie (tattoo)
[X] Greatest Hits (dentist)
[X] Hoedown (car salesmen)
[X] Credits (bus driver)
EPISODE 205
9/23/99
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (gangster, cameraman, dam)
[X] Duet (writer/mom)
[X] News Flash (sharks)
[X] Party Quirks (tape, steward, dog)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Hoedown (drinking)
[X] Credits (hog callers)
EPISODE 206
9/30/99
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (heckler, child, NBA)
[X] African Chant (sprinkler guy)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Change Emotion (jungle)
[X] Greatest Hits (exterminator)
[X] Hoedown (Village People)
[X] Credits (frat boys)
EPISODE 201
10/7/99
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (exorcist, hockey, bouncer)
[X] Film Dub (saloon)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("Flea Dip")
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (mummy)
[X] Greatest Hits (dog walker)
[X] World's Worst (award speech)
[X] Credits (cattle auctioneers)
EPISODE 220
10/7/99
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (Broadway, fan, not gay)
[X] Duet (doctor's receptionist)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Whose Line (Rhett and Scarlett)
[X] Hoedown (men)
[X] Questions Only ("Godzilla")
[X] Credits (not gay)
EPISODE 203
10/14/99
Denny Siegel et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (attention, karate, lifeguard)
[X] Song Styles (army recruiter)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] News Flash (lizard)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("Bubbles")
[X] Hoedown (gambling)
[X] Credits (car)
EPISODE 202
10/21/99
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (monster truck, Miss World, King Kong)
[X] Superheroes (Prissy Boy)
[X] Ballad of... (lawyer)
[X] If You Know What I Mean (race)
[X] Greatest Hits (golf)
[X] 90-Second Alphabet (blind date)
[X] Credits (switchboard operators)
EPISODE 212
10/28/99
Josie Lawrence et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (schoolmarm, porn, frat boy)
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (hotel)
[X] News Flash (snakes)
[X] Weird Newscasters (Shakespeare, treadmill, baseball)
[X] Duet (machinist)
[X] Foreign Film Dub (Russian)
[X] Credits (girls at party)
EPISODE 221
11/4/99
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Song Titles (airport)
[X] Gangsta Rap (astronauts)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Weird Newscasters (nudist, Latin singer, mafia)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("I Love Cheese")
[X] Hoedown (Christmas)
[X] Credits (barroom fight)
EPISODE 204
11/4/99
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Superheroes (Armpit Man)
[X] Song Styles (gardener)
[X] News Flash (nuclear war)
[X] Questionable Impressions (hospital)
[X] Dating Service Video
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("You've Got Sole")
[X] Credits (slumber party girls)
EPISODE 222
11/11/99
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (rock star, danger, boa)
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (bikers)
[X] Props
[X] Party Quirks (chicken, slasher film, ugliness)
[X] Song Styles (toaster)
[X] World's Worst (TV program)
[X] Credits (concert fans)
EPISODE 211
11/11/99
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (Gladiator, animal noises, farmer)
[X] Duet (diesel worker)
[X] Props
[X] Party Quirks ("King Kong vs. Godzilla," hates neighbors, tackles)
[X] Hoedown (cop shows)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("You Know How to Wiggle")
[X] Credits (substitute teacher)
EPISODE 223
11/18/99
Josie Lawrence et al.
[X] Questions Only (lingerie)
[X] Whose Line (Zorro)
[X] Props
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Greatest Hits (chiropractor)
[X] Hoedown (children)
[X] Credits (football fans)
EPISODE 213
11/18/99
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Superheroes (Suicide Boy)
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (poodles)
[X] Props
[X] Motown Group (brushing teeth)
[X] The Millionaire Show (sex life)
[X] Hoedown (family reunions)
[X] Credits (umpires)
EPISODE 207
12/2/99
Denny Siegel et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (gandmother, stand-up, aphrodisiac)
[X] Song Styles (blender)
[X] Narrate (airport)
[X] Weird Newscasters (dinosaur, Jerry Lewis, criminal)
[X] Scene to Rap (brain surgery)
[X] Hoedown (movie ushers)
[X] Credits (Spanish host)
EPISODE 224
12/9/99
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Change of Cast (Alcatraz)
[X] Song Styles (talent secretary)
[X] Props
[X] Weird Newscasters (bitter, arrested, sumo)
[X] Moving People (surfers)
[X] Hoedown (shoplifting)
[X] 90-Second Alphabet (Kentucky Derby)
[X] Credits (movie trailer)
EPISODE 208
12/16/99
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (Tour de France, beehive, stripper)
[X] Duet (thermostat manager)
[X] Whose Line (Skywalker)
[X] Party Quirks (halftime, diary, tortoise and hare)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Hoedown (cable TV)
[X] Credits (army general)
EPISODE 225
1/6/00
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Superheroes (Super Rabbi)
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (nuclear waste)
[X] Song Titles (Las Vegas)
[X] Sound Effects (hockey)
[X] Telethon (sitcom stars)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("These Aren't My Hips")
[X] Credits (coaches)
EPISODE 210
1/13/00
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (personal, church woman, barfly)
[X] Questionable Impressions (bus stop)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Whose Line (William Wallace)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("They Threw It Away")
[X] Hoedown (puberty)
[X] Credits (construction)
EPISODE 215
1/20/00
Kathy Greenwood et al.
[X] Questions Only (nudist)
[X] Sound Effects (sheriff)
[X] Props
[X] News Flash (maggots)
[X] Greatest Hits (attornery)
[X] Foreign Film Dub (Swedish)
[X] Credits (cheerleaders)
EPISODE 226
2/3/00
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Superheroes (Captain Obvious)
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (ski affair)
[X] News Flash (overweight)
[X] Duet (Canada)
[X] Party Quirks ("Baywatch," riot, Wile E. Coyote)
[X] 90-Second Alphabet (pitcher)
[X] Credits (gangsters)
EPISODE 227
2/3/00
Kathy Greenwood et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (teenager, jet pack, prison)
[X] Song Styles (lunch lady)
[X] Theme Restaurant (war)
[X] Narrate (fast food)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Hoedown (Halloween)
[X] Credits (manicurists)
EPISODE 216
2/10/00
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (puritan, knight, musical)
[X] African Chant (visual effects)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Scene With an Audience Member (west)
[X] Dating Service Video
[X] 90-Second Alphabet (cave)
[X] Credits (stripper)
EPISODE 228
2/17/00
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Superheroes (Cheese Man)
[X] Title Sequence ("Satan and the Schoolgirl")
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Narrate (gas)
[X] Greatest Hits (pizza parlor)
[X] 90-Second Alphabet (zookeeper)
[X] Credits (preachers)
EPISODE 229
2/24/00
Greg Proops et al.
[ ] Superheroes (Chocolate Bunny Man)
[ ] Sound Effects (prom)
[ ] Song Styles (geographer)
[ ] The Millionaire Show (German)
[ ] Hoedown (ugly)
[ ] Credits (old men)
EPISODE 230
3/2/00
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (beach, Jekyll/Hyde, marriage)
[X] Scene to Rap ("The Towering Inferno")
[X] Props
[X] Moving People (Superman)
[X] Greatest Hits (football)
[X] Questions Only (rumor)
[X] Credits (Oscars)
EPISODE 231
3/9/00
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (hunter, dances, ski lift)
[X] Song Styles (cross country)
[X] Sound Effects (fast food)
[X] Number of Words (submarine)
[X] Party Quirks (gravity, warfare, dog)
[X] Scene to Rap (black hole)
[X] Hoedown (bachelor parties)
[X] Credits (barkers)
EPISODE 217
3/16/00
Karen Maruyama et al.
[X] Questions Only (plastic surgeon)
[X] Song Styles (Polynesian dancer)
[X] Sound Effects (gym)
[X] News Flash (pterodactyl)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Motown Group (trash)
[X] Foreign Film Dub (German)
[X] Credits (car chase)
EPISODE 232
3/23/00
Greg Proops et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date ("The Real World," soap doctor, roller coaster)
[X] Song Styles (maintenance man)
[X] Party Quirks (couple, fish stick, nipples)
[X] Improbable Mission (laundry)
[X] Three-Headed Broadway Star ("My Banana, Your Banana")
[X] Credits (talkative)
EPISODE 233
3/30/00
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (rabid, ugly, Quasimodo)
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (hikers)
[X] Props
[X] News Flash (alligators)
[X] Greatest Hits (psychiatrist)
[X] World's Worst (nightclub)
[X] Credits (awards reporters)
EPISODE 234
4/6/00
Denny Siegel et al.
[X] Let's Make a Date (Jar Jar Binks, postman, hypnotized)
[X] Sound Effects (caveman)
[X] Props
[X] Moving People (Lone Ranger)
[X] Hoedown (bad neighbors)
[X] Helping Hands (survival)
[X] Credits (drill sergeants)
EPISODE 235
4/20/00
Karen Maruyama et al.
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (WWII pilot)
[X] Weird Newscasters (granny, fireman, matador)
[X] Song Styles (pastor)
[X] Party Quirks ("Cops," vending, cat)
[X] The Millionaire Show (30's)
[X] Hoedown (wife)
[X] Credits ("Whose Line" fans)
EPISODE 214
4/27/00
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Weird Newscasters (host, sergeant, football)
[X] Scene to Rap ("The Exorcist")
[X] Props
[X] News Flash (harem)
[X] Greatest Hits (doctor)
[X] Questions Only (trench)
[X] Credits (square dance)
EPISODE 218
4/27/00
Brad Sherwood et al.
[ ] Let's Make a Date (vampire, housewife, boyfriend)
[ ] News Flash (elephant seals)
[ ] Title Sequence ("Hillary and Monica")
[ ] Whose Line (Quasimodo)
[ ] Scenes From a Hat
[ ] Hoedown (probation officers)
[ ] Credits (neighbors)
EPISODE 236
5/4/00
Brad Sherwood et al.
[ ] Weird Newscasters (tactless, RuPaul, hots)
[ ] Film Dub (party)
[ ] Questionable Impressions (freeway)
[ ] Narrate (barber)
[ ] Greatest Hits (plumber)
[ ] 90-Second Alphabet (lottery)
[ ] Credits (drivers)
EPISODE 219
5/4/00
Chip Esten et al.
[X] Superheroes (Captain Hair)
[X] Let's Make a Date ("Exorcist," snowman, toddler)
[X] Duet (funnel)
[X] Whose Line (Davy Crockett)
[X] Scenes From a Hat
[X] Props
[X] Credits (Captain Hair)
EPISODE 237
5/11/00
Brad Sherwood et al.
[X] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (lumberjacks)
[X] Film Dub (army)
[X] Quick Change (general and president)
[X] Motown Group (lumberjacks)
[X] If You Know What I Mean (school)
[X] Greatest Hits (wrestler)
[X] Props
[X] Credits (police)
EPISODE 238
5/18/00
Denny Siegel et al.
[ ] Questions Only (single)
[ ] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (hit man)
[ ] Scenes From a Hat
[ ] Old Job, New Job (minister/cop)
[ ] Greatest Hits (private eye)
[ ] Hoedown (game show hosts)
[ ] Credits (parents)
EPISODE 239
5/18/00
Chip Esten et al.
[ ] Film, Theater, and Television Styles (museum)
[ ] Duet (fast food)
[ ] Song Titles (beach)
[ ] News Flash (Colin)
[ ] Hoedown (plastic surgery)
[ ] Foreign Film Dub (Canadian)
[ ] Credits (cancan)
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