www.oliplace.da.ru
As I said above, everyone seems to be doing 'about me' pages on their sites, so I figured I'd crash the party and do one myself. Where to start? Well, a description of me would be a good place to kick off. I'm tall, dark and handsome, and immensely fond of cheesy clichés. I also happen to be witty, charming, intelligent and modest. Did I mention I also have a dry sense of humour that goes right over some peoples heads?
This site has been produced as part of a GNVQ Information Technology assignment, so excuse me if it's not a technical masterpiece, or the most interesting site on the web. Any genuine advice on how I could improve it would be much appreciated. However, if you're just one of those sad individuals whose 'social' lives consist of browsing the net and pointing out mistakes on other peoples' sites, you can take your smug, condecending comments, and stick them up your arse. Thank you.
Any comments, suggestions or meaningless waffle can be left on the Graffiti Wall.
Alternatively, for a more, shall we say, personal service, you can e-mail comments to me at ill_beatz@chronic.co.uk by clicking below.
It may interest you to know - although most people probably won't give a flying monkey's - that I am an impoverished student living on my own, struggling to scrape together the money to buy my daily bread. Any donations would be gratefully accepted, and I might even put your name on my website if you send enough money. All transactions can be processed through my Swiss bank account, no. 123456. Cheers, guvnor.
It also seems to be fashionable to talk about your likes and dislikes, so here are mine. I like basketball, reading and hip-hop. I dislike peas, ironing, and hippies. I hope that has satisfied your curiosity. If not, then you really ought to get a life. I mean, you've never met me, you're never going to meet me, you don't even know my name. Wanting to know what sort of peanut butter I like is just a bit sad, don't you think? But for all you sick little puppies out there, it's Sainsbury's Crunchy
I've just turned 18, and if any of you would like to send me money or presents, feel free. Monetary donations can be sent to the above bank account. If you missed it, don't worry. There's still next year. Just so you don't forget, I've made a little counter. Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me...
I think that's just about as much about me as I want to tell you. There's some strange people out there, and I wouldn't want to come home one day and find someone's stuffed my cat with razor blades and microwaved him. If you haven't had enough, or just think my site's crap, then check out some of my mates' sites.
